US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Snekposter]

Uhh... @Gehenna, I forget, is this your neck of the woods? I know you can't comment on it if it is.

It is, and he can't, and he's probably got half of his tongue missing with all the biting he's forced to do at the moment.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Jesus Christ Biden is acting like Big Pharma will Clinton him if he doesn't keep pushing for the VaxPass to become the new Social Security card.

I mean that makes sense, especially considering the insulin thing.

 

[Terrifik]

good news everyone

 

[Snekposter]

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Gotta give him an A for his commitment to the hustle, but an F for being this fucking dumb about how he does it. He has managed to, in this one single video, piss off literally everyone who might vote him. Even the Dems, because they'd never vote for someone with an (R) next to their name.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

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God, I love that veritas has all these woman volunteers that sit and honeypot these morons into admitting everything. Dudes and their never ending quest for booty will always be their downfall.

Edit - come to think of it, Veritas has a pretty diverse team, I like that buff black guy they had chasing down the antifa teacher. Must have scared the shit out of him to see a ripped black guy chasing him down the street.

 

[Potatoherder]

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He's not even that wrong with what he is saying. Owens is a scumbag, the republican party is disgusting, and it is full on racist to only endorse him because he is black. People like him will be the future RINOS and it's good Veritas is around to expose them before they get entrenched.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

He's not even that wrong with what he is saying. Owens is a scumbag, the republican party is disgusting, and it is full on racist to only endorse him because he is black. People like him will be the future RINOS and it's good Veritas is around to expose them before they get entrenched.

Meh. He'll stick around forever like Crenshaw. Most Republicans are like NFL coaches in that they'd rather lose the right way than win the wrong way.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Monmouth has Biden down another 3 points, down to 40%.

 

[MirrorNoir]

That could be 4D chess on her part. If she had taken the Netflix deal, she and her show would be next to nu She-Ra - gone and forgotten, with only a small circle of crazy Twitteratti still stanning it. By rejecting it and sticking with the company who she KNOWS will ham-string her, she can point and say "SEE?! IT WASN'T MY FAULT THE SHOW WAS SO UNDER-BAKED! IT'S THOSE HOMOPHOBES AT DISNEY WHO RUINED MY PERFECT LESBO CREATIVE VISION REEEEEEEEEE", thus keeping her relevant among those circles in perpetuity. Or I could be reading way too deep into it, and she's just fucking r.etarded.

It was more her leveraging the fact that Hirsch (at the time but no longer) still had boosters at Disney who wanted to keep him happy in case he ever wanted to make new shows for them or bring back Gravity Falls (especially after he threw a huge temper tantrum when Disney tried to produce new GF material without his involvement). Combined with the girlfriend being a huge Disney mark combined with her wanting the Mouse's resources so she could taunt critics by crowing that Disney endorsed her SJW views by putting out the show.

Trust me, her reeeing is less smokescreen for the show's failure and more the fact that she thought being Hirsch's GF would ensure that the show had a long run and lots of merch/high profile and her realizing that by taking the Disney deal, she's now utterly fucked because she'll NEVER be allowed to revisit the characters ever again.

 

[JohnDoe]

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Oh my stars and garters, is this a young black man trying to con and hustle people? Well I would never believe such a thing, the MSM tells me all blacks are paragons of virtue! This is obviously a deepfake made by the KKK! What will they claim next, that some Jews are pretending to be White so they can trick gentiles into suicide?

 

[Oxous]

Monmouth has Biden down another 3 points, down to 40%.

I'm thinking Biden's just gonna be stuck there from now on unless something drastic happens. You'd need another Afghanistan-tier foreign policy disaster or covid magically going away overnight to even think about eroding that core loyalist base.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

I'm thinking Biden's just gonna be stuck there from now on unless something drastic happens. You'd need another Afghanistan-tier foreign policy disaster or covid magically going away overnight to even think about eroding that core loyalist base.

Wait for late January early February when Russia pushes into Ukraine, shit will get real interesting real quick. President shit for brains will fuck it up royally, let's just hope he doesn't start a damn nuclear war in the process.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Monmouth has Biden down another 3 points, down to 40%.

MOST. POPULAR. PRESIDENT. EVER.

It was more her leveraging the fact that Hirsch (at the time but no longer) still had boosters at Disney who wanted to keep him happy in case he ever wanted to make new shows for them or bring back Gravity Falls (especially after he threw a huge temper tantrum when Disney tried to produce new GF material without his involvement).

Why didn't they give Chris Sanders the same courtesy?

I'm thinking Biden's just gonna be stuck there from now on unless something drastic happens. You'd need another Afghanistan-tier foreign policy disaster or covid magically going away overnight to even think about eroding that core loyalist base.

something something underestimate blah blah Joe yadda yadda fuck things up.

 

[Some Badger]

I'm thinking Biden's just gonna be stuck there from now on unless something drastic happens. You'd need another Afghanistan-tier foreign policy disaster or covid magically going away overnight to even think about eroding that core loyalist base.

Wouldn't covid magically deleting itself help his presidency? He'll take all the credit for beating it and still manage to make us all miserable with "preventative" vaccine mandates. The branch covidians will still somehow get their way even if we made it out of this health crisis tomorrow.

 

[Gehenna]

That is a surprise. I wonder what's going on with him

He saw the state he is from and went "Oh fuck that's Montana. I should stop voting like I'm from California."

He's a D senator in a nominally purple/lean red state, and up for election in 2024... which is -really- bad. The Midterms are shaping up to be a blood bath, but a -Presidential- election is a whole 'nother thing. He probably had his analysts sit him down and explain he is -fucked- if he doesn't start to at least toe the line.

 

[elite_club]

Guys I figured out why Biden has never sexually harassed any of his coworkers


Child labor laws!

 

[wopirish]

So Maine has gone and activated the National Guard to help alleviate hospitals.

Again, and I will always keep saying it. Medics in the National Guard usually work as phlebotomists, EMT's, assorted hospital positions, or not in medical field( you don't want these).

All their accomplishing with this is shuffling people around to look like they are doing something about the vaccine mandates fucking them hard,

Spoiler: text of article

Governor Mills Administration also requests Federal COVID-19 Response Teams from Biden Administration to supplement hospital staff and Maine National Guard

Governor Janet Mills announced today that she has activated additional members of the Maine National Guard to help alleviate short-term capacity constraints at hospitals and maintain access to inpatient health care services for Maine people amid a sustained surge of COVID-19.

On August 12, 2021, the Mills Administration announced an emergency rule requiring that certain workers at health facilities in Maine be fully vaccinated against COVID-19 by October 29, 2021.

The Governor’s decision follows discussions with Maine’s hospital systems and comes as Maine and the rest of New England experience record hospitalizations during a sustained surge of COVID-19 driven almost entirely by the Delta variant. The vast majority of people hospitalized in Maine are not fully vaccinated against COVID-19. As of today, there are a record high 379 people hospitalized with COVID-19 in Maine, including 117 in critical care and 60 on ventilators. There are currently 42 available intensive care unit (ICU) beds available in Maine.

To address the increasing strain on hospitals and to maintain access to inpatient health care services, the Governor today signed a directive activating up to 75 additional members of the Maine National Guard who will be used in non-clinical support roles to expand capacity at health care facilities by:

1. providing support to nursing facilities and swing bed units that accept patients discharged from hospitals experiencing critical care capacity challenges. Enhancing the ability of these “decompression sites” to accept more patients will allow hospitals to safely discharge more individuals, relieving a bottleneck that will then allow hospitals to provide inpatient care for more people with COVID-19 and ensure delivery of health care for other serious health problems.
2. helping administer monoclonal antibodies to prevent serious illness from COVID-19 and keep Maine people out of critical care, preserving intensive care unit (ICU) capacity. Under the Governor’s directive, members of the National Guard will deploy beginning next week to locations across Maine. These locations will be determined in the coming days in collaboration with the leadership of Maine’s health care systems. It is expected that members of the Guard will be deployed in these critical support staff roles through the end of January 2022, subject to need.

The Governor today also announced that her Administration has requested Federal COVID-19 Surge Response Teams on behalf of two Maine hospitals – Maine Medical Center in Portland and Central Maine Medical Center in Lewiston – under the Biden Administration’s COVID-19 Winter Response Plan. If approved, teams of Federal clinicians, including physicians, nurses, and certified nursing assistants, will supplement existing staff and members of the Maine National Guard to provide care for those with COVID-19.

The Governor continued to urge Maine people to get vaccinated as the best and most effective way to protect their health and those around them and to take commonsense steps like wearing a mask when in indoor public places or crowded outdoor places.

“FROM THE ICE STORM OF ’98 TO THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC, MEMBERS OF THE MAINE NATIONAL GUARD HAVE ALWAYS STEPPED UP TO SERVE OUR COMMUNITIES AND OUR STATE, ADAPTING TO MEET WHATEVER CHALLENGES ARE IN FRONT OF THEM. TODAY, IN THE MIDST OF THIS SUSTAINED SURGE AND WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO BECOME SICK AND HOSPITALIZED, WE ARE ONCE AGAIN IN NEED OF THEIR HELP,” SAID GOVERNOR JANET MILLS. “I AM ACTIVATING THE MAINE NATIONAL GUARD, AND, IN CONSULTATION WITH OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEMS, WILL BE DEPLOYING THEM TO EXPAND OUR HOSPITALS’ ABILITY TO TREAT PEOPLE WITH COVID-19 AND OTHER SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITIONS. I DO NOT TAKE THIS ACTION LIGHTLY, BUT WE MUST TAKE STEPS TO ALLEVIATE THE STRAIN ON OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM AND ENSURE CARE FOR ALL THOSE WHO NEED IT. I AM GRATEFUL TO THE MEMBERS OF THE GUARD AND TO OUR HEROIC HEALTH CARE WORKERS FOR THEIR TIRELESS EFFORTS. JUST AS THEY ARE STEPPING UP, SO, TOO, MUST MAINE PEOPLE. FOR YOUR HEALTH, FOR THE HEALTH OF AN ELDERLY PERSON, FOR THE HEALTH OF A CHILD, FOR OUR HEALTH CARE WORKERS, FOR THE NATIONAL GUARD, GET VACCINATED, PLEASE. IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE OR SOMEONE ELSE’S.”
“MAINE’S HOSPITALS HAVE BORNE THE LION’S SHARE OF THE IMPACT OF COVID-19, FROM TREATING COVID-19 PATIENTS TO HELPING WITH TESTING AND SPEARHEADING VACCINATION EFFORTS – TO SAY NOTHING OF THE SECONDARY EFFECTS OF THE PANDEMIC SUCH AS INCREASED MENTAL HEALTH CHALLENGES AND PROBLEMS FROM DELAYED HEALTH CARE,” SAID JEANNE LAMBREW, COMMISSIONER OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, AND DR. NIRAV D. SHAH, DIRECTOR OF THE MAINE CDC. “WE ARE PROFOUNDLY GRATEFUL FOR THE GOVERNOR’S DECISIVE ACTION AND OUR HEALTH CARE WORKERS’ – AND NATIONAL GUARD’S – HEROIC WORK.”
“THE MAINE NATIONAL GUARD IS ALWAYS READY TO SUPPORT OUR STATE AND NATION, BOTH AT HOME AND OVERSEAS,” SAID MAJOR GENERAL DOUGLAS FARNHAM, MAINE’S ADJUTANT GENERAL. “OUR DUAL STATE AND FEDERAL ROLES MAKE US ADAPTABLE TO A MULTITUDE OF CHALLENGES, WHETHER THAT’S SUPPORTING A WARTIME OR SECURITY OPERATION ON FOREIGN SHORES OR ASSISTING OUR NEIGHBORS IN THE HEALTHCARE FIELD HERE AT HOME. WE’VE BEEN INVOLVED SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF THE PANDEMIC AND ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE THAT SUPPORT NOW. WE ARE ESPECIALLY THANKFUL TO THE FAMILIES AND EMPLOYERS OF OUR NATIONAL GUARDSMEN, WHOSE SUPPORT IS SO CRITICAL.”
“HOSPITALS IN MAINE ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO TREAT PATIENTS AND ENSURE ACCESS TO CARE FOR ALL WHILE COMBATTING THE COVID-19 POSITIVITY RATE,” SAID TIM DENTRY, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF NORTHERN LIGHT HEALTH. “HOSPITALIZATIONS CONTINUE TO GROW AND TAX OUR ALREADY STRESSED RESOURCES, SO THIS IS WELCOME NEWS. THE STATE HAS BEEN VERY COLLABORATIVE THROUGHOUT THE PANDEMIC, AND WE EXPECT TO DEPLOY NATIONAL GUARD MEMBERS IN SUPPORT ROLES TO HELP OUR STAFF MEET DIRECT PATIENT CARE NEEDS.”
“WE ARE GRATEFUL TO THE GOVERNOR AND THE STATE OF MAINE FOR TAKING THIS STEP AT A TIME WHEN COVID-19 IS SPREADING RAPIDLY AMONG THE UNVACCINATED,” SAID ANDREW MUELLER, MD, CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF MAINEHEALTH. “NATIONAL GUARD ASSISTANCE WILL BE HELPFUL, THOUGH WE REMAIN CHALLENGED BY THE CURRENT SURGE AND URGE EVERYONE TO GET VACCINATED OR GET A BOOSTER IF ELIGIBLE.”

The Mills Administration has also expanded support for hospitals to manage the increase of COVID-19 patients, including providing additional flexibility for acute-care hospitals to use Critical Access Hospitals to alleviate capacity constraints and enlisting the Maine Responds Emergency Health Volunteer System that organizes health care, public health, and emergency response volunteers to respond to emergency situations. These steps come in addition to the Governor providing $60 million in Medicaid temporary rate increases in 2020, $40 million in one-time payments to hospitals, nursing homes, and behavioral health providers in the summer of 2021, and $146 million from the biennial budget last month in one-time COVID-19 supplemental payments to hospitals and nursing facilities to support their staff and patient care.

The Maine National Guard is a part time military force of nearly 3,000 men and women who serve their communities, state, and nation. More than 100 National Guardsmen are already on orders supporting COVID-19 response efforts and have been utilized to inventory and deliver personal protective equipment (PPE), testing supplies, and vaccines; staff testing centers and vaccine clinics; support case investigation and laboratory testing; and serve in non-clinician roles at long-term care facilities.

Maine only has approx 3000 NG, I sincerely doubt they have more than 150 Medics in the state.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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HUGE: Wisconsin Election Hearing Reveals 119,283 "Active Voters" Who Have Been Registered For Over 100 Years! (VIDEO)

The Wisconsin Committee on Campaigns and Elections hearing began at 2 pm on Wednesday. Damning evidence of fraud was revealed. Last week, Former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Hon. Michael Gableman testified in front of this committee. Gableman is leading an election review in the state. At...

www.thegatewaypundit.com

Uhh... @Gehenna, I forget, is this your neck of the woods? I know you can't comment on it if it is.

120k active voters which have been registered to vote for over 100 years. 500k voters if you add in inactive voters. And theere's apparently a statistically relevant number of "phantom voters" that are being snuck in somehow.


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https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1468672073547587584

Fucking ginormous thread, I won't try and take screenshots of the whole thing, but this is interesting:
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It appears they found the WI loophole the DNC used to get phantom voters. They waited until the counties reported their voter registration rolls, registered phantom voters, had them cast a vote, then removed t hem before the registration rolls were next reported. So the votes are counted but they're never put on the voter rolls so they can never be contested, verified, audited... And more importantly, it fucks with the numbers so they can show a 72% turnout, but in reality it's a 90+% turnout, becuase a not small number of those votes become active voters just long enough to vote then go inactive again. So... harvested ballots? Stolen ballots? Fake voters?

Oh, and Facebook apparently funded a lot of this. And Twitter is actively suppressing at least some of the information:

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The deleted tweet APPEARS to point out that COVID19 money went to help fund this in 2020's election. They literally used the COVID19 relief funds to help steal an election.

What will the cuckservatives, I mean the Grand Old Party, going to do about it.

Send troops to Ukraine to die for slav niggers and protect their borders.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

@wopirish quote didn’t work for me. But here’s the point from your spoiler.

Governor Mills Administration also requests Federal COVID-19 Response Teams from Biden Administration to supplement hospital staff and Maine National Guard

Budgets are a real thing, they matter a lot in corporate life and they probably matter in government life. This line I quoted? It’s saying “we have no money so someone else needs to pay”. I’ve seen this exact thing play out over and over in corporate life with gigantic companies where smaller businesses we own say “it’s corporates problem” when they fucked up.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

@wopirish quote didn’t work for me. But here’s the point from your spoiler.

Budgets are a real thing, they matter a lot in corporate life and they probably matter in government life. This line I quoted? It’s saying “we have no money so someone else needs to pay”. I’ve seen this exact thing play out over and over in corporate life with gigantic companies where smaller businesses we own say “it’s corporates problem” when they fucked up.

Can't they just grab some DMV workers?