Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Josterman]

It's hard to believe a 90 year old woman would be a bad driver.

We really need to remove elderly people from driving since this shit is going to get people killed. Revoke the license

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The strong emphasis on donations by Chris indicates that he is probably lying to raise more money.

Then again, after Bob passed away, Charb had this to say:

Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

source: Robert Franklin “Bob” Chandler Jr. (1927-2011) - Find A Grave Memorial

 

[Josterman]

Then again, after Bob passed away, Charb had this to say:


source: Robert Franklin “Bob” Chandler Jr. (1927-2011) - Find A Grave Memorial

That’s barb for you

 

[Hoodie]

I have so many thoughts about this, if the accident were true.
First is that during Barb's evaluation, she was considered mentally stable enough to drive.
Or she was determined unfit to drive, had her license revoked, but chose to drive anyway.

 

[Just A Butt]

so is anyone gonna post the letter or is this lowkey advertising for onion farms?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

so is anyone gonna post the letter or is this lowkey advertising for onion farms?

That's up to Kengle. It's not on the Onion Farms as far as I can tell.

 

[Drama Fan]

so is anyone gonna post the letter or is this lowkey advertising for onion farms?

I don't see it posted at all on there

 

[Gregory House M.D]

at what point did chris pass the point of no return then
certainly it was when bob was still alive

The minute Mary Lee Walsh expelled him. That was it for Chris.

I suppose that's Islam out then. Unless he draws Mohammad in his comics and opens that particular can of worms.

Besides raping his mom and attempting vehicular homicide, I honestly thing that would be the single dumbest thing he ever did.

I now eagerly anticipate the day we can see it happen. We already got him to hang "Ian Brandon Anderson" on his wall in Arabic. Nothing is off the table.

Imagine what would happen if you fed one of those AI story-generating bots 40,000 hours of Chris' ramblings.

It would make the AI even less advanced

I am hereby calling on Glenn Youngkin (GOP nominee for Virginia Governor) and Terry McAuliffe (DEM nominee for Virginia Governor) to include giving Chris the DEATH PENALTY in their campaign platforms. The first to do so would probably end up winning in a few weeks. And who the fuck knows, maybe Chris really IS THE SECOND COMING and his death will cleanse the 21st century and our future descendants of their sins. Cleanse it even more than the first coming. All the madness of the past decade of SJW bullshit, along with the wicked foundation of the past ~80 years of psy-ops, reversed instantaneously.

Glenn Youngkin is going to have a field day with Chris. He'll sit down at his desk, and get a letter from Chris in inane gibberish, and after his entire office spends a week translating it, Glenn will finally learn the story of Chris.

In short, welcome to the rabbit hole, Mr. Governor.

 

[Mr. Bung]

It's hard to take this as factual without proof, but if it's true, we'll have the answer to "what happens when Barb dies?" sooner than later.

Chris will just turn her into a rosechu like he did Bob and not be troubled as she has "gone to Cwcville" or "he absorbed her soul after death and they live bonded now." When not imprisoned he'll always be living in some sort of group home or custody arrangement, or worst case scenario he'll be a homeless baglady. He'll always think of himself as some sort of oracle or second coming as a major cope to get through life. I just can't see it working out any other way than the possibilities I've described.

 

[Stupidface]

If you flip the image Kengle provided Chris is asking for money for mortgage, a new car, and mentions a Wayne Weston.
I'm not sure if I believe the extent of the crash, because I feel like Chris would tell more people.. But it was interesting to see a peek of the letter's contents line up with what is claimed.

 

[Turbocuck]

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If you flip the image Kengle provided Chris is asking for money for mortgage, a new car, and mentions a Wayne Weston.
I'm not sure if I believe the extent of the crash, because I feel like Chris would tell more people.. But it was interesting to see a peek of the letter's contents line up with what is claimed.

Chris has an uncle named Wayne, but supposedly he would be a Wayne Chandler, not a Wayne Weston.

Spoiler: list of family members

He might have just been confused.

EDIT: I was corrected, by @Ronnie Rocket, there is a Wayne Weston. You can stop giving me Informative reacts that I didn't earn.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Glenn Youngkin is going to have a field day with Chris. He'll sit down at his desk, and get a letter from Chris in inane gibberish, and after his entire office spends a week translating it, Glenn will finally learn the story of Chris.

In short, welcome to the rabbit hole, Mr. Governor.

I don't think Chris could even figure out how to write the Governor without someone's help. He seems to think there's a governor for his particular part of Virginia based on his first letter.

"And lasty, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer of Ruckversville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."

EDIT: I mean, Chris' understanding of how government works may have changed since his high school papers on the constitution, etc., but I doubt he has any real understanding of it. In particular he seems to think mayors can rule cities like despots.

 

[Gregory House M.D]

I don't think Chris could even figure out how to write the Governor without someone's help. He seems to think there's a governor for his particular part of Virginia based on his first letter.

"And lasty, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer of Ruckversville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."

EDIT: I mean, Chris' understanding of how government works may have changed since his high school papers on the constitution, etc., but I doubt he has any real understanding of it. In particular he seems to think mayors can rule cities like despots.

You shut your whore mouth, BILLY MAYS did a great job running CWCVille, Constitution be damned.

In all seriousness, I find it funny that he's asking Joe Biden for a pardon because out of all the Presidents we've ever had, I think Joe would be the only guy who would do it. Dude can't find his ass with both hands.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

You shut your whore mouth, BILLY MAYS did a great job running CWCVille, Constitution be damned.

In all seriousness, I find it funny that he's asking Joe Biden for a pardon because out of all the Presidents we've ever had, I think Joe would be the only guy who would do it. Dude can't find his ass with both hands.

The funny thing is that it's not within Biden's power to issue a pardon to Chris. He can only pardon federal crimes. This is Commonwealth of Virginia v. Chris, not United States v. Chris.

 

[Seth MacFarlane]

Some tards have tard strength, some tards have tard luck. Chris has tard luck.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

it's mind boggling to me that she's able to drive and live on her own. it's also equally mind-boggling that the cost of being taken care by chris was being sexually abused by him. hopefully it's fake but who knows. a concussion and broken ribs in her state could be pretty devastating.

 

[Turbocuck]

It's interesting that he's privy to any of this information. He's clearly in contact with his mother to some degree. She apparently doesn't view him as an assailant, or if she does she forgives him.

 

[Miss Misery]

Chris has an uncle named Wayne, but supposedly he would be a Wayne Chandler, not a Wayne Weston.

Spoiler: list of family members

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He might have just been confused.

Barb also has a brother named Wayne.

 

[Stupidface]

Barb also has a brother named Wayne.

I guess so, if he goes by his middle name? Weird to only really hear about them interacting now unless I missed something. Maybe Barb is reaching out to people she hasn't kept up with so they aren't aware of more "recent" on-goings, and they may be more inclined to help?

 

[Miss Misery]

I guess so, if he goes by his middle name? Weird to only really hear about them interacting now unless I missed something. Maybe Barb is reaching out to people she hasn't kept up with so they aren't aware of more "recent" on-goings, and they may be more inclined to help?

That's him.

I mean, if your given name was Curtis wouldn't you go by your middle name instead?

Edit: Curtis Wayne was the baby of the family, born in 1950, so he's likely the most able to support Barb.

Edit 2: Also he and Harriet are the ONLY siblings still alive, and Harriet seems to have (understandably) washed her hands of Chandlers, so he's the ONLY family support Barb has left...

Edit 3 (sorry): Wayne has two sons, Adam (1987) and Kevin (1989); I believe he lives in the Richmond area...

Edit 4 (autism!): For the sake of completism, here's Bob's siblings; note that all of the half siblings are younger than even Barb's baby brother Wayne... it's a shame that the Chandlers didn't reach out to them and make friends while Bob was still alive - although for the sake of the Chandler half-siblings, they're probably better off not knowing Barb and Chris (but tbf, I wish Bob had known them better)...