Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    433
Solid Snek said:
Why would he be so protective of his wishlist? What difference would it make if Kiwifarms knew what he wanted for Christmas? It's not like we'll suddenly start making fun of him - we already do that - and at any rate we'll eventually figure out what he's begging for once he Tweets about his haul/ takes a photo of his house / complains about the stuff he has to sell in order to afford the latest 2022 iPuterPhone.
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You can click on something on someone's wishlist, then select "I have bought this item somewhere else" and it will remove it from their list AND send them an email saying "someone bought you something off your wishlist" without any way for Amazon to check whether you actually did. This brilliant piece of coding is of course routinely used to fuck with people, and Lou claimed it happened to him once (without showing receipts, of course).

You can of course disable this feature but Lou is too fat and stupid to do it.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
It's either he is really asking for lettuce and tomotoes or it's some outrageously expensive shit he doesn't need and the average person doesn't even have.
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There will be nothing practical or necessary on his wish list. It will be expensive electronics, toys, and other luxury items. You know, because every starving impoverished person needs three fucking tablets and two laptops just to survive.
 
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Spunt said:
You can click on something on someone's wishlist, then select "I have bought this item somewhere else" and it will remove it from their list AND send them an email saying "someone bought you something off your wishlist" without any way for Amazon to check whether you actually did. This brilliant piece of coding is of course routinely used to fuck with people, and Lou claimed it happened to him once (without showing receipts, of course).

You can of course disable this feature but Lou is too fat and stupid to do it.
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Oh, it definitely happened and it was hilarious, and then he did it again and it was even funnier, and then he started to realize what was going on and it was even funnier, and then it got even funnier, and then he thought we actually bought him all of that shit and it was even funnier. I guess he finally figured out what happened, but I can't find it right now.

PSA: But seriously, kids, don't do this. Do not touch the matter which is fecal. We can't prevent other autists from using the information we dig up to fuck with Lou, but don't be a royal foxtrot alfa golf by doing it yourself, or we will mock you mercilessly and might get you threadbanned.

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General Disarray said:
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The wishlist, because fuck you Lou.

I love the plushie and the shirt. We all know the kid ain't getting that plushie.
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That shirt is going to Lou considering it's marked as X-Large.

That plushie is however considering that Lou was chastised for getting gifts for the Louman Shield. Toss this into the "Lou Pedogliardi" pile if you'd like.
 
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Lou's Abndoned Artwork said:
I do love how Louie thinks answering 20 Phonecalls is Receptionist work, and worth minimum wage.
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You know it was like, three calls. Let's be real here.
Iron Hamster said:
It's either he is really asking for lettuce and tomotoes or it's some outrageously expensive shit he doesn't need and the average person doesn't even have.
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Come now, when has he ever been shy about that?
 
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