Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Ronnie Rocket said:
That's him.

I mean, if your given name was Curtis wouldn't you go by your middle name instead?

Edit: Curtis Wayne was the baby of the family, born in 1950, so he's likely the most able to support Barb.

Edit 2: Also he and Harriet are the ONLY siblings still alive, and Harriet seems to have (understandably) washed her hands of Chandlers, so he's the ONLY family support Barb has left...

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Edit 3 (sorry): Wayne has two sons, Adam (1987) and Kevin (1989); I believe he lives in the Richmond area...

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Edit 4 (autism!): For the sake of completism, here's Bob's siblings; note that all of the half siblings are younger than even Barb's baby brother Wayne... it's a shame that the Chandlers didn't reach out to them and make friends while Bob was still alive - although for the sake of the Chandler half-siblings, they're probably better off not knowing Barb and Chris (but tbf, I wish Bob had known them better)...

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where is cole smithy
 
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Gregory House M.D said:
You shut your whore mouth, BILLY MAYS did a great job running CWCVille, Constitution be damned.

In all seriousness, I find it funny that he's asking Joe Biden for a pardon because out of all the Presidents we've ever had, I think Joe would be the only guy who would do it. Dude can't find his ass with both hands.
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I'd argue Trump is more likely. If you told his crowd about Chris' situation, but left out the trooning, and played up 'hates niggos' more, they'd probably actually demand a pardon for him. Also the thought of some one he hated that much being the one willing to help him amuses me. Sue me.
 
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Maybe I'm optimistic but I'm starting to believe this didn't happen. Our only source is Chris, and we don't have the full letter. I'm trying to figure out how Chris would have received the information about Barb. I feel like with a concussion at her age, she'd have a hard time writing, and then getting it mailed out with the broken ribs.
 
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Hoodie said:
Maybe I'm optimistic but I'm starting to believe this didn't happen. Our only source is Chris, and we don't have the full letter. I'm trying to figure out how Chris would have received the information about Barb. I feel like with a concussion at her age, she'd have a hard time writing, and then getting it mailed out with the broken ribs.
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Agreed. I think it's more likely one of the stalkers passing by 14BC everyday would notice the van is gone within the last 3 weeks and post about it for online clout while we waste time analyzing it. Or someone would have found a police report.

Chris may be retarded, but he's quite good at manipulating online retards to give him money for nothing.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Jesus Christ raped and hit in a car crash, doesn’t get much more shitty a year than that, for all thé A logs and past children who wanted revenge against Barb I think you’ve gotten your wish, Barb has been throughly punished.
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It’s like god is pretty much punishing her for being a shitty person
 
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Maybe the homeless saga starts early?
If this is true, she has no transportation and stays with the hoard and dies.
Stupidface said:
I'm not sure if I believe the extent of the crash, because I feel like Chris would tell more people.. But it was interesting to see a peek of the letter's contents line up with what is claimed.
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If it's a ploy to get money to "help," Barb or Barb told Chris to try to get cash for a new car and do everything for me because I am too old and entitled.
 
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Jesus Christ raped and hit in a car crash, doesn’t get much more shitty a year than that, for all thé A logs and past children who wanted revenge against Barb I think you’ve gotten your wish, Barb has been throughly punished.
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Nono these aren't separate misfortunes, The Tractor-Trailor is just what he calls the ascended form of his divine implement now. You can guess what "The Van" is
 
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Terrorist said:
How would you verify this? If the only source is Chris, I wouldn’t. He could be delusional, lying to get money, influenced by a ween pretending to be Barb/other family members, or all 3.

I doubt Barb would’ve written him (and even if she has in the past, she wouldn’t be in a condition to write him after the accident) and all other family has cut ties, so he’d have no way of knowing, except jail staff.
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If the car is totalled (even a fender bender would total that van) then eventually it should reflect in a VIN check, right?

I'm inclined to believe this is true. For one, if you fuck with the contrast and noise reduction and shit on the letter, you can see "Barbara" and "24th", so if anyone is lying it's Chris, not Kengle. Second, if Chris was lying for money why would he only tell Kengle, and ask that Kengle not share the details? He would throw a wide a net as possible, and his lie would probably be more retarded and less plausible.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
The only way it probably could get worse is if 14BC just spontaneously burst into flames again and was reduced to its foundation.
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And ya know ...the court decides to be totally vindictive and sends Chris to felony prison for a few years AND determines him "mentally competent" enough to be in general population.

That would be the ultimate f you the universe can serve him.
 
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Turbocuck said:
If the car is totalled (even a fender bender would total that van) then eventually it should reflect in a VIN check, right?

I'm inclined to believe this is true. For one, if you fuck with the contrast and noise reduction and shit on the letter, you can see "Barbara" and "24th", so if anyone is lying it's Chris, not Kengle. Second, if Chris was lying for money why would he only tell Kengle, and ask that Kengle not share the details? He would throw a wide a net as possible, and his lie would probably be more retarded and less plausible.
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Can't help with checking it, but the VIN is 2B4GP54L22R530875 for anyone willing. Otherwise just saw that some people are saying this is apparently the crash? There isn't much detail to be found here so I'm not sure how it has to be the crash.
 
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