Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

mikal said:
Yes, she gave up her children to their grandmother (the fathers mother). She made a tearful video where she claimed she "couldn't pull herself out of her grief or get better for her children". She doesn't really elaborate on the exact reasons she gave up her children - but that she was really fucked up and couldn't care for them.
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So in short - yeah, pretty much lmao. She's also (as far as I know) no contact with them but stalks them on social media.
After giving up her children and finding her current feeder husband/boyfriend (and now roommate? But they arent dating? Idk the situation is weird) she started doing feeder porn. (this was before youtube)
She said her children reached out to her briefly to ask her if she was actually doing feeder porn. She told them yes. And she claimed they were "supportive" of her. (but who knows how truthful that is). She did feeder porn until she got into the youtube mukbang game and slowly went out of the porn business into the mukbang business. And here we are.
But I think as of today they know of her - but they don't really have a relationship. They were raised and given up to their fathers mother.
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At least she gave them to someone qualified to raise children. There's a disgusting number of professional whores who think they have to be a parent.
 
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Mgs2 gamefaqs guide said:
https://youtu.be/l8IXvm7M5Vw

PewDiePie made a video and talked about Nik. Didn't really say anything except "the final boss of America". Nik will probably race to reply to this,he usually only responds to people with a larger audience than him, so this must be an ultimate endgame goal for him.
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Nik is probably the most successful Lolcow on this site. All the talentless shills of the breadtube making videos about him. Meanwhile he benefits from these videos more than these other creators do. The other creators are the ones stooping to his level and getting his Popeyes chicken sandwich shits all over themselves.
 
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Here's the reaction

EDIT: All right Nick, we love you for the lols, but playing video games is not worse than shoving fast food every day of your life. I'm gonna say Nick has the L on this one.
Also Pewdiepie saying the N word was based and funny. It still is.
 
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fpschuvert said:
Nik, in response to Pew has kind of a point.. Would someone ELI5 the 2018 ad apocalypse that Nik mentioned that Pew has caused?
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Pewdiepie made a few hitler and nazi jokes which the Media claimed was antisemitic and he also paid two indians on fiver to hold up a sign that read "death to all jews" to highlight that people on that site would do anything for money and that many don't even understand what they were holding up

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Later he had a heated gaming moment on a famous bridge

 
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Squat Cobbler said:
Has he ever mentioned getting liposuction or any of those surgeries? I know he has completely embraced being a fat fuck, buying chairs rated for landwhales even, but I also know the gays are pretty vain. It's also now part of his schtick, so I don't know if he even would lose the weight if given the option
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He gets off on his weight. He might occasionally dangle the idea of a future diet in front of viewers, but I guess it's because he knows that his video with the decision to "postpone" it will get views with no effort.
 
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Mgs2 gamefaqs guide said:
https://youtu.be/l8IXvm7M5Vw

PewDiePie made a video and talked about Nik. Didn't really say anything except "the final boss of America". Nik will probably race to reply to this,he usually only responds to people with a larger audience than him, so this must be an ultimate endgame goal for him.
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NICHOLAS AVOCADO VS PEWDIEPIE FOR THE ULTIMATE YOUTUBER DRAMA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP THIS SUNDAY NIGHT ON PPV
 
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auxcord said:
the last thing you see before nickacado avocado steps on you, killing you instantly

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Please do not ever reference Nick in a gigantess setting ever again. This post cut a couple years off my life.

Spatula said:
Here's the reaction

EDIT: All right Nick, we love you for the lols, but playing video games is not worse than shoving fast food every day of your life. I'm gonna say Nick has the L on this one.
Also Pewdiepie saying the N word was based and funny. It still is
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I'm pretty sure Nickacado Doesn't mean anything he says in the responses. He's just farming drama to try to get more viewership to his channel. I agree though that Mukbanging is a step down from streaming Video Games, I think it is funny though that he milks five different channels and takes stabs at Progressives with his merch. Most of Nickacado's jokes are making fun of identity politics and he kind of fat shames himself which is really funny.
 
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So I thought this guy was real until the MeatCanyon reaction. Now I think that he's a fat Paris Hilton. I think he's a version of what he's selling to the public but this is the over exaggerated version. People paid Paris to show up and be stupid and he's getting paid to show up and eat and be fat. Flava Flav apparently also plays up his character because people want to see the black guy act like a monkey.

And he's right about PewDiePie. That guy made his career off of kids. Are kids watching Nikocado? Isn't it mostly hate watching adults? PewDiePie just reacts to other people now and Nikocado does in fact produce original content.

I think this guy is reaching the prime of his branding and has a created a formula to a majority of his public content. Excellent modern performance art.
 
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Squat Cobbler said:
Has he ever mentioned getting liposuction or any of those surgeries? I know he has completely embraced being a fat fuck, buying chairs rated for landwhales even, but I also know the gays are pretty vain. It's also now part of his schtick, so I don't know if he even would lose the weight if given the option
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Nik sat on his vanity until it suffocated a long time ago.

I think he gets too much money/gets off on it too much to ever quit with the fat fetish bullshit so no, I don’t think lipo is going to come up.
 
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