We left the last recap at one of the cyclical breaking points in the Chantal-Nader relationship. Chantal went live to sob about how Nader was a lying cheating liar on 15 November and Nader went live on his own channel to say she ruined his life. A rerun of a rerun. Of course, by the next day she was at the trap house filming cooking videos with him. During Nader’s 16 November video, Chantal, for whatever reason, left an argument over whether to use honey or maple syrup intact. The video (
discussion |
archive) was deleted and reuploaded with this scene removed a few minutes later. He has decided to call his paypigs “
friends with benefits” and made Chantal edit a list of their names into the credits.
Chantal gave away that she does have access to his accounts by
accidentally sending messages from it in the BaEtards’ chat.
Cold weather has brought back
the guntleneck, pulled over the multiple chins for reasons only Chantal understands. This year it is combined with a flesh-colored beanie which the thread notes gives her an uncanny resemblance to a short, fat penis.
Mae continued to be a batshit alcoholic and released a slurring, screaming video where she
threatened Nader over “hygiene products” he allegedly left DNA on in her hotel room.
Chantal scribbled all over her face with makeup like a special needs child and
shouted out the kiwi farms during a 5.5 hour-long livestream on the 17th. (
Discussion |
Archive) She waddled into Peetz’s livestream letting us see her without her slimming filters for a brief moment.
Later that day she announced she
got locked out of her own Instagram and started posting a bunch of old pictures to her community tab instead. She also
begged people to friend her on Facebook. (She has since deactivated the Facebook)
Shannon
tried to remain relevant by reacting to old videos of her and Chantal.
15 November’s YOU ARE A JOKE was renamed
SUPER EMOTIONAL LIVESTREAM, the herald that we have entered the part of the cycle where he lets her back in his apartment and she suddenly admits all the claims and ultimatums she just made are BPD bullshit. Despite this she uploaded a
short video about trying to leave a tahksik relationship on the 19th. Transcript by
@American Shorthair here.
Chantal missed and/or wasn’t invited to her
mother’s birthday party.
In an otherwise extremely boring cooking stream, Chantal admit she privated a recent video bitching about Nader because she was at his house when he started to watch it and she didn’t want him to hear what she said about him. (
Discussion |
archive). Nader went live to call her a liar, as is tradition. (
Discussion |
archive). His live was soon deleted.
Chantal went live the next day high as fuck on stimulants to dance and bounce on her yoga ball like a spatially challenged toddler. (
Discussion |
Archive) this was followed by a GRWM that was totally not tarting herself up in the hopes that Nader would call and a Starbies run. She concluded the night with the Ouija stream that she was meant to do a month ago (
Discussion |
archive) and a midnight snack-a-thon (
discussion |
Archive).
We all got to see her
Hank Hill ass again thanks to her being high as fuck.
The 21st brought another GRWM, the first time in known history that Chantal showered two days in a row and wore clean clothes and an obvious sign she was still pining for her beloved Jafar to invite her over. (
Discussion |
archive). Meanwhile all of Nader’s livestreams
disappeared from his channel which Chantal still had access to. She admit to the first, but Nader claims he privated the rest of them to keep drama off his channel.
Mae slurred through
another unhinged video and threatened suicide.
Nader stirred eggs for a really long time. (
discussion |
archive) Chantal went live
at 2 am to prove she wasn’t at Nader’s while he stirred eggs. (
Discussion |
archive)
The 22nd saw the birth of a new series, the Bean n’ Beeze, where Chantal wakes up sometime in the vicinity of noon (+/- 4 hours) to discover once again that she does not like coffee, only slightly coffee-flavored beetus bombs from Starbies. (
Discussion |
archive)
The only truly interesting thing about the previous 48 hours was that Chantal decided not to discuss Nader and this time
she actually didn’t. But Peetz’s autism stepped up to the plate once more when he went live and made her absence from the Luxury Villa extremely conspicuous while claiming he
hadn’t any clue where she was, honest injun! Chantal then went live
at 1 am to prove she wasn’t at his house and became visibly angry when she found out Pee had already exposed her absence. (
Discussion |
archive). On this late-night “BEEEEEEZIN!” Stream, Chantal announced that anyone who gives her a superchat for a specific purpose is fucked, she will spend it on whatever she wants, so vegan4life’s refund is not forthcoming and the cats will not be going to the vet. This came on the heels of Peetz admitting she did not give him money she owed him due to “unexpected expenses” even though the money was from superchats for him to buy a computer. When questioned, she argued that Peetz should not be buying a computer when he had no job, then proceeded to show off new purchases she made with that morning’s Youtube payout i
ncluding a bra. Unfortunately, her last edible gummy kicked in just as the chimp out began.
That morning, Chantal resumed the Bean n’ Beeze by ordering an Americano - espresso and hot water - from a hipster coffee shop and complaining that it’s not sweet. (
Discussion |
archive). Another minor chimp and block party was quickly aborted, but we got to see what a size 4x thong looks like, so there's that. The seethe moved to the community posts where Chantal locked down comments and threatened to block people, doubled down on her stance to
spend superchats on drugs, and finally announced she will be aggressively going after channels for
boolying and drug-shaming her.
Nader dropped his new hit single “
Sons of Elshamy” in the early morning hours of November 24. Filmed partially in the parking lot of the Toronto Zoo back in October, this music video is a salute to Naddy’s Dead Daddy and the goofy-looking motherfuckers his robust DNA produced. Jihad-to-English translation unavailable.
YouTube speds are now copy-pasting our autism to her comments and
pretending its their own, lol
The Bingemobile went in for service after someone told Chantal her tire was leaking. (
Discussion |
archive). Because she has done no routine care of her beloved chariot, fixing one issue caused a host of others as Chantal twitched and smoldered with rage in the driver’s seat over the rising cost and wait time. She left before they finished, but was told to drive carefully and avoid hitting curbs. During the lunch stream that followed she vowed to only come live when she had topics to discuss besides Nader and whatever fast food she was currently craving (
Discussion |
archive). She also discovered
power lines exist at age 37.
Despite that her tires were fucked and there is a Mr Lube directly next to her own townhouse complex where she was shown to be at the end of the lunch stream, she drove to the Mr Lube in Gatineau, much closer to
95 Rue Saint-Antoine where Nader lives to complete the repairs on the Bingemobile the next day. (
Discussion and archive)
November 25 brought us another wild, glamorous fantasy-of-the-week, this time that Chantal would be subletting a “mansion” in Jamaica with her aunt and foisting the cats off on Peetz or Bibi. (
Discussion |
archive). Contrary to her proclamation that Bibi loves the cats,
@notfoodienotbeauty and
@Turd Blossom dug up an
ancient relic where she whined that Bibi did not care about the cats.
She doubled down on the Jamaica Beeze on 26 November, claiming she could stream from the beach every morning even though she often mentions that she hates mornings, the outdoors, hot weather, and the sun itself. (
Discussion & archive) Chantal achieved an entire relationship cycle on this date, going from “I can never speak to Nader again” at breakfast, to dropping everything and rushing to his house when he texted her at lunch (discussion/archive), to sneaking out of his house, to a panic attack over the idea of never seeing him, and finally to the “we are in love and no one understands it” over the course of a few rambling streams (archived
here and
here)
Someone
said the gamer word on Nader’s stream after he called pretending to be obnoxious VIB Ashley Lamborghini (aka Lambo). (
full stream archive)
Nader went live to make dinner while Chantal was in another room editing his video on 28 November. Chantal initially stayed out and let him cook, but joined him to feast. As with previous streams on his channel, she spent her time hunched over her phone policing chat, reading only the superchats that were flattering to her. This time she also began blocking people who called her on her many, many lies about him, taunting that Nader deputized her to do so. He did not and scolded her on stream for having done it. Chantal began to throw a tantrum, saying she’d leave immediately if he didn’t want things done her way, but changed her mind when Nader did not react. (
discussion |
archive)
FilterGate also kicked off as Nader streamed from his iPhone without Chantal’s industrial-strength smoothing and slimming filters, giving us a great view at
what she actually looks like. She claims her Samsung has some built in hidden filter she can’t disable or the iPhone camera is terrible or the lighting is to blame but insists when she looks in the mirror, she sees what the Samsung shows. This has led to much filter-autism
including from Nader. In one memorable stream she pretended to check her filters then claimed they were off,
slapped her ass and told people to kiss it.
The next morning during her daily drive-n-ramble for the beezers, Chantal exposed her true thoughts on the situation, including that she worried his channel would be more popular than hers and that if he had simply
pretended to love her she would have continued to “give him everything.” She insisted she doesn’t lie but her version of the truth isn’t good for his reputation which is why she tries to keep it from him. That night’s late-night beezestream ended in a rage quit when her hug box continued to badger her about why her story does not match up with reality. After this began a cycle of daily cooking videos uploaded by Chef Mumbles and meaningless non-content
punctuated by ragequits on Chantal’s channel. Chantal also told her VIBs to
fuck off and
request refunds if they wanted them in her community posts.
Whoops, she accidentally gave away that she
browses her thread while she streams. Hi Chantal!
A definitely-not-on-cocaine Chantal
belly danced for us in what was otherwise an uneventful couple of days, during a clickbait stream about how she is becoming a skinny legend. Her delusion-of-the-week switched from Jamaica Beeze to going to the gym and getting six pack abs. (
archive |
discussion)
Chantal’s pooper is bleeding and she doesn’t know why. She’s definitely going to the doctor this time!
On 4 December Nader went live and yelled at a seething, tantruming Chantal to
SHADDUPANLEEV! SIMBLE. The fight was brought on by Nader asking a super chatter if she was local and if so, would she like to meet for coffee, and ended with Chantal sitting just off-camera in a huff for over an hour, sniffling and threatening to leave to get a Slush Puppy. (
Transcript |
archive) But more than just the women, Chantal had once again been told they were going to go to the gym starting that week and needed a reason to not go, because Nader shot down her idea of lifting two-pound weights for a few minutes and skipping cardio. By the way, she never left and was
still there the next morning citing that she was too stoned to drive.
Chantal drew her impression of the
obese man with the micropenis that she totally gave head to in her Kia.
After more claims that she was really done this time, Nader wagged his dick at everyone by streaming himself
singing in her car for 20 minutes and absolutely nothing else. Chantal then went radio silent for the weekend, saying she’d be back Monday with a
fresh new schedule of curated content. Her first attempt to keep to this schedule already went awry when her VIBs continued to not be the asslicking hug box they once were. They very quickly
called her on fake-yawning and pretending to be tired so that she could kill the stream to go back to Nader’s house, and for blowing off her promised “Truth or Drink” session by leaving the beer she purchased for it in his home. A mass-exodus of VIBs ensued.
One of the beezers, Darth Krator,
made a new discord server as a chat space for when Chantal is not streaming (as part of the new schedule involves no streaming on weekends). This led to this week’s gunty temper tantrum, as Chantal failed to keep her promise of Nader-free content and instead decided to stream with him in the car then from his home. During the latter stream, her chat barely moved as fleeing VIBs took most conversation to the closed server Chantal could not see. Hilarity ensued as Chantal tried to pretend she wasn’t bothered by this while getting increasingly drunk. Meanwhile, Nader went live and continued to hit on other women. The people who could still chat at her picked her apart about her not-relationship. One revelation from this stream was that Nader was employed when they met but Chantal convinced him to quit his job by saying she’d pay for everything for him because within hours of meeting she was so deeply obsessed she didn’t want him leaving to go to work. (all archives
here and
here)
Gunt has been spotted in the wild!
Vegan4Life came back to demand a refund once more, and was once more told to fuck off by Chantal who still will not be taking the cats to the vet, even after Peetz told her they need to be seen. Chantal also blew off her ass-doctor appointment claiming the secretary fucked up and it was rescheduled. Most importantly, she made a comment regarding what we already knew: she spends all her time with Nader so he can't fuck around with other women.
Chantal's not-filter
turned Nader into a homonculus and
a drug dealer may have showed up at Nader's house while they were streaming on the evening of 8 December.
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