Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Josterman]

Yeah it wouldn’t surprise me

 

[Miss Misery]

Imagine losing your mother just as you live in fear of the draft...

Interesting factoids about that: Bob's mom died on May 10, 1945, two days after V-E day and Bob's 18th birthday was September 4, 1945, two days after V-J day. Of course he still had to register for the draft on that day, but the war was over (and he would go on to enlist in the Signal Corps the following July).

Can't help with checking it, but the VIN is 2B4GP54L22R530875 for anyone willing. Otherwise just saw that some people are saying this is apparently the crash? There isn't much detail to be found here so I'm not sure how it has to be the crash.

That's 85 miles SE of 14BC. Why on earth would she be down there?

Edit: Nothing is showing up on the VIN but it's early yet. There's a lot of paperwork and insurance company crap to deal with. And you know they only had the lowest required level of insurance so it's not like they'd be getting a payout (because we all know Borb was likely at fault in:re any accident).

 

[Turbocuck]

Can't help with checking it, but the VIN is 2B4GP54L22R530875 for anyone willing. Otherwise just saw that some people are saying this is apparently the crash? There isn't much detail to be found here so I'm not sure how it has to be the crash.

It comes back clean but I don't know what that actually means. I would expect any process that involves insurance companies and a federal database to be slow, so maybe it just hasn't been updated yet. Also, without collision insurance, who actually declares the car totaled and brands the title? If a VIN check showed an accident, that would be proof that the accident happened. The VIN check showing nothing isn't necessarily proof that nothing happened.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It comes back clean but I don't know what that actually means. I would expect any process that involves insurance companies and a federal database to be slow, so maybe it just hasn't been updated yet. Also, without collision insurance, who actually declares the car totaled and brands the title? If a VIN check showed an accident, that would be proof that the accident happened. The VIN check showing nothing isn't necessarily proof that nothing happened.

I have no experience with this but I would assume that in order to clear the road, the van would have to be hauled onto a tow truck with one of those moving flatbed ramps and taken to a garage somewhere to be appraised of the damages, regardless of the presence of insurance or not. If the vehicle is totaled and thus unsafe for driving, it would then be moved somehow (forklift I guess) into a storage lot to ultimately be released into the care of whatever parties would retake ownership...which given the specific circumstances is never going to happen as Barb certainly can't get out there and Chris is in no position to even retrieve the car since he ain't getting out until well after new years thanks to his continuances. This, ultimately, the garage is going to likely be given the right to sell the van for parts value if not outright scrap just to get it off the lot, unless some weens manage to track the van down and make a better offer (As well as somehow acquire the means to move a totaled vehicle but somebody among their number probably has a truck with a heavy duty trailer and some lot to dump a wrecked van in). Regardless, Chris is never getting that van back, and not even his prized Son-Chu plates since those got stolen back when he was arrested.

This is assuming any of this is true, of course - the only real source of information we have about the car crash is Chris himself and obviously he is the most unreliable of narrators. As much as I hate to say it...the only way to verify any of this would be to stakeout 14BC and monitor the presence - or lack therof - of the van.

 

[PhoBingas]

This is assuming any of this is true, of course - the only real source of information we have about the car crash is Chris himself and obviously he is the most unreliable of narrators. As much as I hate to say it...the only way to verify any of this would be to stakeout 14BC and monitor the presence - or lack therof - of the van.

I wouldn't put it past Kengle to lie for attention and I wouldn't put it passed Chris to lie about a car crash for donations. Has the full letter been posted yet or are we still taking mister Buffalo Cube at his word?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I wouldn't put it past Kengle to lie for attention and I wouldn't put it passed Chris to lie about a car crash for donations. Has the full letter been posted yet or are we still taking mister Buffalo Cube at his word?

It seems to detailed to be faked, there are some details people have gotten via looking at the flipped image etc that 99% of people wouldn't fake.

Personally I think it's happened in some way, but Chris is magling the information and exaggerating it as well or he's been given bad or partial information and he's filling in the blanks using Autisticprojection etc.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Not sure how Chris would have acquired this information. Would the jail inform Chris of the incident? Especially considering he is currently a suspect in a major crime against the person in question, I would think that they wouldn't be quick to share any info with him whatsoever, good or bad. I also don't think Barb would go out of her way to contact him herself and as far as I was aware aren't they currently under a no-contact order regarding each other? I'm pretty sure most no-contact orders flow both directions and I really doubt Barb would put herself out on a limb for Chris, that is if she even still has the mental faculty and awareness to have considerations on him in the first place. I also don't think anyone in the family would contact him either as he seems to be pretty universally despised among them. So, in my mind that only leaves the likely source of this information being either a ween or a troll, which then begs the question, where did the ween get the info or is it all just made up wholesale for the sake of fucking with Chris?

 

[R00T]

If Barb just dies does Chris walk? That would by far be the most shocking twist.

 

[Smleman303]

If Barb just dies does Chris walk? That would by far be the most shocking twist.

Depends what evidence they have and walk?... Chris would fuck it up and end up homeless in months.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

If Barb just dies does Chris walk? That would by far be the most shocking twist.

Again, I'm just surprised that nobody's claiming responsibility for her. Despite the fact the Chandler's are not on good terms with their neighbors, they at least did the decent thing by looking after the house whilst Barb was in a medical facility after the allegations came out. How/why the fuck was she on the roads? I thought she was supposed to be a senile old bat.

 

[Sarah Connor]

This is interesting, as all communication between Barb and Chris has been done through letters - as many Kiwis have commented before, would Barb be in the right condition to be able to write a letter to Chris after suffering such injuries? I know she's not paralyzed or anything, but I'm starting to wonder how often their communication is.
It's starting to make me think that things between Chris and Barb were consensual, or Barb's mental state is severe. It's likely that she doesn't have anybody come over to check up on her, like some kind of social worker or family member. I would've thought that after the whole "medical examination" thing that happened when the protective order was put in place we'd get some kind of confirmation (either through Chris or a Ween) that Barb has dementia, maybe by her having to go into a home or something - but maybe healthcare for seniors is different in the United States than it is where I live.
Also, (I know this might be in one of the various prison threads or whatever but I'm lazy) aren't victims supposed to not keep in touch with those who committed the crime? I know obviously they can choose whether or not they want to stay in contact - but I find it strange how Chris is receiving letters and sending letters to Barb, and has noted in a previous letter that she is his "twin flame", and that he feels no guilt for "soul bonding" with her. Could she say that things were consensual between them to lessen his sentence? Or would she be sentenced too if she admitted to that?

 

[Josterman]

If Barb just dies does Chris walk? That would by far be the most shocking twist.

No unfortunately he will he is fucked either way

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

This is interesting, as all communication between Barb and Chris has been done through letters - as many Kiwis have commented before, would Barb be in the right condition to be able to write a letter to Chris after suffering such injuries? I know she's not paralyzed or anything, but I'm starting to wonder how often their communication is.
It's starting to make me think that things between Chris and Barb were consensual, or Barb's mental state is severe. It's likely that she doesn't have anybody come over to check up on her, like some kind of social worker or family member. I would've thought that after the whole "medical examination" thing that happened when the protective order was put in place we'd get some kind of confirmation (either through Chris or a Ween) that Barb has dementia, maybe by her having to go into a home or something - but maybe healthcare for seniors is different in the United States than it is where I live.
Also, (I know this might be in one of the various prison threads or whatever but I'm lazy) aren't victims supposed to not keep in touch with those who committed the crime? I know obviously they can choose whether or not they want to stay in contact - but I find it strange how Chris is receiving letters and sending letters to Barb, and has noted in a previous letter that she is his "twin flame", and that he feels no guilt for "soul bonding" with her. Could she say that things were consensual between them to lessen his sentence? Or would she be sentenced too if she admitted to that?

I was wondering about the extent of the trauma lingering in her foggy old brain, even weeks past the incident and if it was present on her mind prior to the crash.

And she did wreck his fucking room once for daring to buy the $400 mattress instead of spooning with her continually...

 

[PhoBingas]

Not sure how Chris would have acquired this information. Would the jail inform Chris of the incident? Especially considering he is currently a suspect in a major crime against the person in question, I would think that they wouldn't be quick to share any info with him whatsoever, good or bad. I also don't think Barb would go out of her way to contact him herself and as far as I was aware aren't they currently under a no-contact order regarding each other?

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the no contact order was only temporary? Like 2 or 3 weeks. If the EPO ran out Barb is no doubt calling Chris if only to ask how to get money off his patreon or paypal.

 

[draggs]

I have no experience with this but I would assume that in order to clear the road, the van would have to be hauled onto a tow truck with one of those moving flatbed ramps and taken to a garage somewhere to be appraised of the damages, regardless of the presence of insurance or not. If the vehicle is totaled and thus unsafe for driving, it would then be moved somehow (forklift I guess) into a storage lot to ultimately be released into the care of whatever parties would retake ownership...which given the specific circumstances is never going to happen as Barb certainly can't get out there and Chris is in no position to even retrieve the car since he ain't getting out until well after new years thanks to his continuances. This, ultimately, the garage is going to likely be given the right to sell the van for parts value if not outright scrap just to get it off the lot, unless some weens manage to track the van down and make a better offer (As well as somehow acquire the means to move a totaled vehicle but somebody among their number probably has a truck with a heavy duty trailer and some lot to dump a wrecked van in). Regardless, Chris is never getting that van back, and not even his prized Son-Chu plates since those got stolen back when he was arrested.

This is assuming any of this is true, of course - the only real source of information we have about the car crash is Chris himself and obviously he is the most unreliable of narrators. As much as I hate to say it...the only way to verify any of this would be to stakeout 14BC and monitor the presence - or lack therof - of the van.

They put it up on a flatbed yes then they take it to whichever garage was called by the police for pickup and it stays there until the insurance company people take it to their own facility for appraising. Or it stays there until the owner takes it. Or until the garage owner eventually gets the title and sells it. Or it stays there forever gets cannibalized for parts and rusts behind the garage that happens a lot.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Not buying it, Chris traded some ramen packs and put the hit on her from jail.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

If Barb just dies does Chris walk? That would by far be the most shocking twist.

No they will have other evidence, even if Barbs not cooperating they can still get him for something, even if it's just the breach of the EPO, but they likely have other evidance of what Chris has done.

would Barb be in the right condition to be able to write a letter to Chris after suffering such injuries?

I was wondering about the extent of the trauma lingering in her foggy old brain, even weeks past the incident and if it was present on her mind prior to the crash.

Honestly I think she would, but it might take some time and it might be as rambling as Chris's letters are - I think Barbs a Sun Downer it was coverd in other threads but the long an short of it is She's more functional in the morning but as the day goes on she get's incrementally worse in her faculties and as she ages there is less good time available. If that Crash linked above was Her mid day would seem about right for someone in that condition (and general age) to get confused and getting into a crash.

Part of me does wonder though if it might have been intentional, I really doubt it but Barb might have the odd moment where she does just want her life to end she has not had contact with someone normal for years (that we know of) and she's left alone in her mess of a house with a son with the brain of a bonkers 6 year old.

It's starting to make me think that things between Chris and Barb were consensual, or Barb's mental state is severe.

I really do doubt it, if Barb is as mentally compromised as we suspect it wouldn't be hard for Chris to put 2 and 2 together and come up with 5.

Some elderly people with dementia and other conditions can display weirdly sexual behaviour and combine that with Chris being intellectually sub normal and having a fixation on Sex and a disgusting willingness talked openly in the past about thoughts of fucking his mother and defending incest in the past it was only a matter of time before this happened.

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the no contact order was only temporary? Like 2 or 3 weeks. If the EPO ran out Barb is no doubt calling Chris if only to ask how to get money off his patreon or paypal.

It ran out after a 5 day period, it's normally used in cases of Elder abuse like not feeding or careing for someone bedbound while the pearson supposedly caring for them sits on there arse playing games, drinking or smoking weed if I am recalling it correctly it's so that the Authorities can check on the physical, mental and legal condition of the Elderly person in question to make sure they are not getting taken advantage of Chris just happened to have fucked him mum and stole $750 from her as well causing him to be arrested.

 

[lolnah]

I seriously fucking hate that Kengle's dopey ass is finally somewhat relevant to the thing people want information about. Imagine the autofellatio happening right now thinking about how he gets to control the flow of information to the Kiwi Farms for once.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

No they will have other evidence, even if Barbs not cooperating they can still get him for something, even if it's just the breach of the EPO, but they likely have other evidance of what Chris has done.





Honestly I think she would, but it might take some time and it might be as rambling as Chris's letters are - I think Barbs a Sun Downer it was coverd in other threads but the long an short of it is She's more functional in the morning but as the day goes on she get's incrementally worse in her faculties and as she ages there is less good time available. If that Crash linked above was Her mid day would seem about right for someone in that condition (and general age) to get confused and getting into a crash.

Part of me does wonder though if it might have been intentional, I really doubt it but Barb might have the odd moment where she does just want her life to end she has not had contact with someone normal for years (that we know of) and she's left alone in her mess of a house with a son with the brain of a bonkers 6 year old.



I really do doubt it, if Barb is as mentally compromised as we suspect it wouldn't be hard for Chris to put 2 and 2 together and come up with 5.

Some elderly people with dementia and other conditions can display weirdly sexual behaviour and combine that with Chris being intellectually sub normal and having a fixation on Sex and a disgusting willingness talked openly in the past about thoughts of fucking his mother and defending incest in the past it was only a matter of time before this happened.



It ran out after a 5 day period, it's normally used in cases of Elder abuse like not feeding or careing for someone bedbound while the pearson supposedly caring for them sits on there arse playing games, drinking or smoking weed if I am recalling it correctly it's so that the Authorities can check on the physical, mental and legal condition of the Elderly person in question to make sure they are not getting taken advantage of Chris just happened to have fucked him mum and stole $750 from her as well causing him to be arrested.

I'm reading this page: Tips to Reduce Sundowning Symptoms and Chris fucking failed in diet,managing stress, providing comfort with the 'consensual cuddling and Soul-Bonding' coercion-insistence at minumum.

For once, I feel pity for Barb, holy fucking shit.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I'm reading this page: Tips to Reduce Sundowning Symptoms and Chris fucking failed in diet,managing stress, providing comfort with the 'consensual cuddling and Soul-Bonding' coercion-insistence at minumum.

For once, I feel pity for Barb, holy fucking shit.

Yep, and add onto that Years of Social isolation and poor health you get a perfect faecal tornado that was never going to have a happy ending.