Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

She'll be fired very soon if the "accommodations" she's asking for at a game company include "sorry, I'm physically incapable of doing crunch."

Crunch is the big irritating part of working in the games industry, and it's something every person in that industry knows about by the time they've been in their first role for a few months, if they haven't been warned even before they join the industry. It's miserable and sometimes involves napping on floors or couches in the office because it's not worth it to commute back home at 2 AM and then turn right around at 5 AM to go back.

Crunch is why people get out of the gaming industry but it's such an in-demand place to be that there will always be another sucker ready to take the job if you're not up for it. But what I don't understand is...Becky is remote. Literally any remote job in technology is going to require you to spend some time on your laptop at 9 PM or answering a needy boss's call at midnight. It's annoying but as Don Draper once said in Mad Men, "that's what the money is for!" They overpay the shit out of you so that they can treat you how you want. If you want a job where you put in your hours and never think about it after work, that's your prerogative, but you're not going to make "live in a detached house in Los Angeles with all the weed gummies and purebred dogs your heart desires" money to do it.
Does she even have crunch? I can’t imagine updating a wiki has tight deadlines.
Sorry for the double post, but I had to address this one head on:

*clears throat*

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE CUNT. I AM A GAY HISPANIC, AND THE WORD "LATINX" IS BULLSHIT MADE UP BY WHITE LIBERAL SAVIOURS THAT THINK THAT COLONIZING ANOTHER CULTURE'S LANGUAGE IS SOMEHOW BENEFICIAL FOR US. HOMOPHOBIA HAS NOTHING TO DO IT. YOU ARE WHITER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FLOUR TORILLAS THAT MY ABUELA WOULD SLAP ME FOR BRINGING HOME, AND THEREFORE YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO LECTURE ABOUT MY CULTURE AND LANGUAGE. KINDLY AVAIL YOURSELF OF THE FUCKJNG SEA.

Thank you, and I welcome all MATI ratings.
I’d be more impressed by her opinions on Hispanic people if she genuinely identified with them. What I see is a white girl peppering her speech with a few Spanish words because she just remembered, “Oh yeah, I’m Latinks.”
 
I’d be more impressed by her opinions on Hispanic people if she genuinely identified with them. What I see is a white girl peppering her speech with a few Spanish words because she just remembered, “Oh yeah, I’m Latinks.”
Oddly enough, considering she was raised by Cuban immigrants and only found out she was adopted when she was an adult, of all the oppressed identities Becky puts on being Latina is the one I can understand the most. She thought she was, after all.

But being Becky, she has to be the most performatively latino person ever, and it never seems genuine because - well, because it's Becky, first of all, but because it comes in waves. Other than what she calls her family, it will be entirely absent until she wants to use it for something: an excuse to not bother keeping kosher, a reason to REEEEEEE about latinx/latine as being valid words because she says so and she's totally Spanish speaking, a chance to make anything involving latinos in any regard actually all about her.

So she comes off as you describe her, but also as if she only started caring about being latino when she found out she wasn't. Which again would be understandable in a normal person, but in Becky it just means she can use it for drama and being a cunt, just like all her other put-on identities. It's amazing how the one form of minority this most basic bitch white girl can actually claim, even if only by association, comes off as one of the least genuine.
 
Which again would be understandable in a normal person, but in Becky it just means she can use it for drama and being a cunt, just like all her other put-on identities. It's amazing how the one form of minority this most basic bitch white girl can actually claim, even if only by association, comes off as one of the least genuine.
The fact that her parents were immigrants and still able to adopt shows they must have been of exceedingly good character and at the very least financially stable.
 
Crunch is the big irritating part of working in the games industry, and it's something every person in that industry knows about by the time they've been in their first role for a few months, if they haven't been warned even before they join the industry. It's miserable and sometimes involves napping on floors or couches in the office because it's not worth it to commute back home at 2 AM and then turn right around at 5 AM to go back.
It's way less common than it used to be. Powerlevel, I worked at a game studio for 8 years and maybe did overtime 3 times, and no one was napping on floors. If I experienced crunch in my first month, I would've left and found a new job, not stayed there for almost a decade. I never came in on a weekend once. Maybe the industry was like that 15 years ago, but it's really not like that now. Most studios with competent management recognize crunch as a result of poor planning, so they try to avoid it. I don't currently know anyone who works at Respawn so I don't know what their schedule is like, but I think Bex is just fishing for sympathy with this one.
 
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She's probably exhausted because she's probably waking up multiple times per hour because she's probably got sleep apnea because she's definitely fucking fat.

Probably. Also I've heard that you remember dreams when you wake up in the middle of them, so it checks out.
 
Becky is 100% the type of person that will wet the bed and blame the dog.
I think if you commit a particularly heinous crime you should be sentenced to be in one of Basic Becky's dreams every night. If it's a sex crime, it should be one of her sex dreams.
 
It's way less common than it used to be. Powerlevel, I worked at a game studio for 8 years and maybe did overtime 3 times, and no one was napping on floors. If I experienced crunch in my first month, I would've left and found a new job, not stayed there for almost a decade. I never came in on a weekend once. Maybe the industry was like that 15 years ago, but it's really not like that now. Most studios with competent management recognize crunch as a result of poor planning, so they try to avoid it. I don't currently know anyone who works at Respawn so I don't know what their schedule is like, but I think Bex is just fishing for sympathy with this one.

Good info. I took one look at that industry about, yeah, 15 years ago and said "no way, no how, not ever." There are better ways to make a living. It's good to hear conditions aren't like that; when I witnessed it, it was someone I was close to who was being ground down by that kind of schedule.

Later when I did start working in a different part of tech, I found out the hard way that if there's a "nap room" at your workplace, expect that they'll be wanting you to sleep there soon enough, and if that's not on your agenda, don't take the job.
 
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Did this fat lazy bitch just call sleeping "exhausting"? LMAO

Over the time of me following Becky by the way, I've seriously wondered just how much of her "dude weed fellow 420" shit is just yet another performative part of her. If not it would in part explain her lazyness due to being high 24/7 (Oh and also trying to get a baby and also not trying to at the same time).

Also if Becky had not deleted all the tweets over the years she would def be at like 200k tweets at this point. Just a thought.
 
Did this fat lazy bitch just call sleeping "exhausting"? LMAO

Over the time of me following Becky by the way, I've seriously wondered just how much of her "dude weed fellow 420" shit is just yet another performative part of her. If not it would in part explain her lazyness due to being high 24/7 (Oh and also trying to get a baby and also not trying to at the same time).

Also if Becky had not deleted all the tweets over the years she would def be at like 200k tweets at this point. Just a thought.
To be fair, she called dreaming exhausting.

But yeah, "performative" is her middle name. It's hard to tell what's earnest about her (other than the overwhelming laziness, neediness, and consumerism/greed). I think it's just that her BPD causes her to actually 100% identify as X one day, and then, since she's actually an empty shell of a human without an actual core identity, to identify as the opposite of X the next day. And then rationalize it away.

As soon as she started overindulging in THC, I made a bet with myself that she'd eventually pose as some sort of addicted victim. "Cannabis is great and it's the only thing that helps my multitude of health conditions and how dare you suggest I'm using too much, prohibition is ableist, self-diagnosis is valid, also I'm super cool" --> "You guys, you don't understand, you have to be so careful with this stuff, I could see it slowly ruining my life and my relationships, the marketing is irresponsible and corporations suck and they're no better than big pharma, and now I'll never have a baby and my only source of joy and relief in the world is actually killing me, I need to go spend a week at Disney". Something like that.
 
Did this fat lazy bitch just call sleeping "exhausting"? LMAO

Over the time of me following Becky by the way, I've seriously wondered just how much of her "dude weed fellow 420" shit is just yet another performative part of her. If not it would in part explain her lazyness due to being high 24/7 (Oh and also trying to get a baby and also not trying to at the same time).
She was lazy as shit long before she started getting stoned 24/7.
 
Good info. I took one look at that industry about, yeah, 15 years ago and said "no way, no how, not ever." There are better ways to make a living. It's good to hear conditions aren't like that; when I witnessed it, it was someone I was close to who was being ground down by that kind of schedule.
Yeah, not to sperg out unduly concerning a topic of personal interest, but the early to middle 00s were especially bad in the games industry. You had a lot of companies still trying to apply 90s production methods to teams and projects that had massively ballooned in size. Those were the days when Microsoft sent Rod Fergusson to Epic Games in hopes of rescuing Gears of War, and he found that Epic had exactly one producer on staff, splitting his time between Gears and Unreal III.

There are still pockets of awful Cro-Magnon production management in the games business, but it's night and day compared to what it used to be, especially at the bigger shops.
 
Yeah, not to sperg out unduly concerning a topic of personal interest, but the early to middle 00s were especially bad in the games industry.
Yup. I'll try to keep this on topic, but the infamous EA Spouse letter was 17 years ago. Any industry would experience big changes in 17 years. There's now a whole generation of workers in the game industry who were born when Majora's Mask came out.
You know how Becky relies on people on Twitter not figuring out that she's not actually Jewish or Latino? She's also banking on clueless normies giving her auto-sympathy for being a "woman in games".
Crunch doesn't work as a sympathy ploy anymore for people who are in the current industry.
 
Does she even have crunch? I can’t imagine updating a wiki has tight deadlines.

I’d be more impressed by her opinions on Hispanic people if she genuinely identified with them. What I see is a white girl peppering her speech with a few Spanish words because she just remembered, “Oh yeah, I’m Latinks.”
Back in 2016 she tweeted "Oy" at somebody, so at least we know she's really Jewish.
 
Becky swears off Star Wars.
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(Btw, I've heard a crazy rumor that Becky herself has "teamed up" with an abuser. 😮🤐 A certain large German man who's made horrible, misogynistic comments in the past and may even be rapist! But that surely can't be true... Becky would never associate with someone like that. 🧐)

A very important announcement:
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She now wants to be referred to with "elle" instead of "él" (or whatever it used to be) in her nonexistent Spanish conversations.

Speaking of which, Apex Legends added "gender-neutral" language to the Spanish translation of the game:
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The comments are funny:
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Papi lore:
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IVF in January:
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Ah yes - kids could always get the best Colombian Marching powder in their local arcade and Gamestop. Nintendo gave me a dimebag of heroin just for renewing my Nintendo Power subscription.

Gosh - Papi composed music for movies under the name of a white person and he "Programmed" for an airline (which is so very similar to video games, obviously!) before that? Next Becky will tell us that he used to write for Dr. Who!
 
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Okay Becky. I look forward to next week’s anecdote about you crying with happiness at Galaxy’s Edge because as a queer disabled Latinx etc etc.
Yeah, I’m sure a retirement-age man keeps close tabs on what video game companies are doing and planning his life accordingly.

I see Becky’s forgotten about Papi watching Doctor Who with her and praising it for having role models for “boys like [his cleavage-flashing daughter].”
That’s great news, Becky! Let’s hope no traumatic events happen between now and then, preventing you from having the treatment!
 
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