DeviantArt Horrors

I have something to share with the class from my most recent expedition to DA. He is CrackletheHedgehog1, and that's "crackle" not "crinkle", so you can let out that sigh of relief. He's a fan of Sonic and FNAF and all that crap, however according to him, "I made a hedgehog named Crackle. He's a completely different series from Sonic. Different story line, different characters, etc."

Sure. Okay. Any chance we can see this "not Sonic" hedgehog?

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Anyways I started perusing his gallery because some of his "fan art" shows up in results for Twisted Metal, the car combat game. He comes up with his own characters. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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An͘ywa̷ys̀,͠ ͠t̀h͠er̛e's̡ ҉n͡o͝t mu͝ch̀ e͠ĺs̢e͏ ̢to ̨t͜h͡i̡ś guy͟.͏ ͈̻̝̭͠
I̵ ̞̯j̰͡ͅu͙̲̙͈͢s̢͚̺̼͓t͓̥̯̜̣͎ ͍̳̥̪̗̠́f̤̘̕o̧̞̹͙̱͕̻̥u̷͇̮̹̠͍̜n̵d̟͈̻͈͍̜͔͞ ̷̹̩i̛̲t͍͞ ̙̮͓͈̗͕̯͝i̫̳͠n͚͎͕̼̲͍͉ṱ͖͙e̯͙͕r̙e͏̻̺̻̝̰̩̰ș̨̼̬͖͍̞͖ţ̹͇̣̳͚͚̝i̘͕̺̖̦͡n̖̫͖g ҉̠̩̥͚t̰͍̥͇̮̀o̶͕̬̟ ̮͉͈f͔̠̘̠͍̻͢in̶̮d̗̘̤̗̩̖͢ ͚͙̦̼̭͕ͅa̤͉̟̠̩̻͈ ̵͚̠͇̮̥͕Ț̙̥̱w͚͎̦̬͇̥̼i̫͔̗̣̘͎̭s̪̮͘t̥̞̥̟̹e̞̦̘d́ ̣͇͎̗͔M̞̬͟e̸t̞̼̤̗͚̺͍a̤̪l̜͔̗̘ͅ ̰s̙̥͕̹͖͓͇p̨͙̟̺̭̪ḛ̠͖̼̥̭̙ṟ̡̜g͚̭͍̬.͇̠
W̢̡̛̖͈̙̭͛̀ͨh̵̸̡̹̝̖͚͓̲̬̻̠̅ͤ̉ã̡͍̣̜̈́ͣt̨̪͎̞̙̤̫͔̰̫͒͛ͥͬ̈́̎̈́ͯͩ ͙͍̣̲̜̯͙̙̓ͬ̇ͦͥ͆͑̋̓͟͠c͇̮̮̑̎́o͉̳̞̹̳̜͛̒́ụ̧̭̱̭̤̆̎̈͐́l̨͉̠͇̊̇́d̢̛̹͇͚͊̍̃̊ ̨͕̭̐͋̚̕͠p̧̫̺͈̅̎ͦ̉ͣo̟͍̔̄́̐ͪ̐̅͂ͫ͘s̶̱̘͇͓͔̄s̴͎͍̱̺̃̈̀͠i̢̬̬̎ͩͨ͢b̤̱ͭ̎̃ͨͭ̌ļ͍͇̝̯͇̽ͩ͑͌̂͐̇̇̀y͓̳͕̜̟̯̤͙ͪ̉̉̇͡ͅ ̞͎̺̼̩ͪ̆͆̉̑̊̃ͨ̀g̶̻̰̲͕͊̆͐̊̽́o̷̤̫͕̫ͬ͗̿̎̆ͮ̅͡ ̢͉̻̪̠̦͚̩̑̆͌̔͋̋̒͐̎͝w͎͚̹͛ͨͩ̋ͩ̎̕̕ȑ͓͔͙ͧo͙͚̼͙̠͛ͤ͋̔͡n̨̺̖̥̘̟̽ͭͣ̍ͮ̐̓g̮̳ͥ̔͠?̢̻̪̻̗̦̟̈̀
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http://www.deviantart.com/art/Itch-and-the-Bullies-568256147

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Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna lock the door on you
By now you should've somehow
Realized it's too good to be true
I don't believe that anybody
Has to piss as bad as you do now

Back beat, the word is on the street
That your bladder is giving out
I'm sure you've tried to budge the door
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Has to fucking piss like you do now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the juice you drank before ain't helping
There's another hour you'll have to wait and hold it in
But you don't know how

Now fuck it
You're gonna piss yourself in public
And after all
There's no bathroom stalls

Today was gonna be the day
Where you actually looked kinda cool
By now you've given up hope
Cause you're gonna piss yourself at school
I don't believe that anybody
Isn't gonna see
The fucking stain

And all the roads to sweet relief are winding
The pair of pants you chose today are binding
This one's out of order and you'll have to hold it in
But you don't know how

So fuck it
You're gonna piss your pants in public
And after all
There's no bathroom stalls

I said fuck it
You're gonna piss your pants in public
Cause after all
There's no bathroom stalls

Poetry.
 
Horrible as the content is... I'm actually sort of impressed by how clean this looks for something that appears to have been drawn in MS Paint.

(Unfortunately, I don't mean clean as in safe. God, how unfortunate it is that I don't mean clean as in safe...)
 
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What the fuck is this...

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Doesn't end there, there's also some pony stuff, of course.

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