Containment What If?

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris was born and grew up in China?

He'd call vaginas "United States"...?

What if Virginia broke away from the continental North American landmass due to some novel tectonic phenomenon and started drifting out into the Atlantic: First eastwards, then southwards towards Antarctica where it gets swallowed by a huge whirlpool (like the ship in Poe's "MS. found in a Bottle") and expelled into a netherworld on the inside of the Earth (which surprisingly turns out to be hollow) where Brianna Wu is dictator and plans to invade the surface using hordes of Fedorabots.

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if the next Metal Gear Solid game involved escaping 14 Branchland Court?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was extremely well organized?

 

[Detahramet]

What if the next Metal Gear Solid game involved escaping 14 Branchland Court?

The final sequence of the game would consist of making coffee in the bathroom, and running away whilst trying not to slip on cat shit.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

What if Chris was Kengle in disguise?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris spoke his own language that no one could understand?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris spoke his own language that no one could understand?

You mean he doesn't already?
What if Chris got a job as a mall cop?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris got a job as a mall cop?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris drove an SUV instead of his current car?

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

^ Taking that further, what if Chris drove a hybrid?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris drove a mech?

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris drove a mech?

It'll sit on the property collecting rust like the other shit on his property. What if Chris cosplayed as Princess Peach next?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a ghost and tried to haunt all his enemies?

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris became a ghost and tried to haunt all his enemies?

I'd look for a power pellet and chase him yelling " Wakka, Wakka, Wakka! "

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris made an entire comic about Inos and Yawning Squirtle?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris made an entire comic about Inos and Yawning Squirtle?

I'd read it. Or at least be glad it exists. No doubt it would be so bad, it's awesome.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris was a baseball player?

A fat, effeminate Charlie Brown?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a condom?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

A new saga begins and we're in for the ride.

What if Disney buys the rights to Sonichu?

The best saga ensues you mean

Disney ends up being sued and winning the rights to sonic and pikachu, christorians write future issues

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a condom?