Bowie looks uncomfortable here :/
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Man, I know it's been prolly said many times, but I'm so fuckin sad for Bowie. Older brother got ditched to his father, who may actually show him parental love and care for him, but Bowie is still confined to his narc mawm, desperately trying his best to please her so she shows him modicum of love. He's such a cute boy and he seems quite a good natured child, but she still tries to get rid of him. He fuckin deserves better and ryann surely doesn't deserve such a good kid. Neglectful fuckin cunt, I hope her ugly fillers pop and leave her oil slated mug scarred for life.
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I see Tess is becoming more and more desperate now exclusively doing tacky lingerie photoshoots, yikes. When was the last time she put on some clothes in front of a professional camera? I could totally see her become a porn star in the near future, she's also becoming more unhinged acting like the kids on tiktok
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lol, maybe in the sense that she's like those overfed sausage dogs that look like furry Ottomans.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Catching up with the thread, raised my brows on “incestual LA” thingy, and then saw this. Come on, this is just gross. “This ass”, hand size, her grabbing move, comment, — it’s plain gross.
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Older brother got ditched with a long-ago ex boyfriend of his mother's. Not his father; that guy lives in Mississippi.
Ryann is presumed to have tried to babytrap Rylee's father when she was working as a Walmart cashier.
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SEE Y'ALL! TOTES PROOF THAT I AM KA-QWEER!
Anyone can put a hand on some plumber's exposed ass crack and take a photo of it, Tessie. Big whoop
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It also looks nonconsensual. Like Tess grabbed Ollie’s hands to make him feel up her tits and he is too afraid to escape.
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Gross. Most real lesbians aren't uddersexual
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fucks sake their hand looks so TINY laying on that vast ass-tits plane, i got legit spooked while scrolling. absolutely disgusting.
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How soon before we spot her SAXXXY lingerie shoots on cards down at the Spencer Gifts or whatever local dirty book store? They gotta be sick of recycling pictures of Edith Massey and the woman from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
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She looks like the Mucinex Man.
And her head is tiny compared to her body.
And her head is tiny compared to her body.
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She's fucking enormous. And who does she think she's kidding with those cheap extensions?
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I thought the @ mention said diabetics lmao.
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Hey, shoving Ollie’s hand on her udders can’t make Tess queer because Ollie is a man. I mean no, wait, he’s a transman so that’s different and it totally counts as queer…wait shit, no, sorry, he’s NOT any different from a cis man…
Which is it, Tess? Are all transmen just like cis men, no difference, men can have periods etc, in which case this doesn’t fly for queer cred cuz it’s just some tatted lad feeling up a fat girl’s tits? Or are transmen functionally different from cis men after all and thus this is a “queer” photo-op, but in trying to take queer cred for it, you’re suggesting that transmen aren’t the same as “real” men, but instead in a whole category by themselves?
Tess wants to have her greasy cake and eat it too whenever Ollie comes round. She shouts from the rooftops that transmen are men, same as cis men, no difference, genitals don’t matter to gender identity, and all that, look at the cool thin attractive man who pays attention to her. But then she wants cool lesbo kaweeeer cred for hanging out with Ollie. Look how not-straight Tess Holliday is!! She’s getting felt up by a queer wo- I mean a man.
Tess is like a lot of people who claim to want trans folk to be perceived as exactly like cis people, genitals don’t matter and have no bearing on gender. But then they also want “queer points” for hanging around or dating trans people…almost like they mentally put trans ppl in their own category and acknowledge that they are different from the cis version of the gender they identify as.
Ollie is an edgy queeeeeeeer trans when Tess wants woke points, and a good-looking regular man when she wants fat girl gloating points for having a skinny fit male around. You can see how she begrudgingly trumpets the former and gleefully shows off the latter. A desperate fat girl to the very end.
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Olly is using Tess as fatspo while body-checking her shriveled ana-hand against something she knows will make her look small by comparison because Olly has body dysmorphia and can’t be reliably certain she herself isn’t a fat lard like Tess.
Tess is literally Olly’s designated ugly fat friend, a guaranteed free “3 hots and a cot” on the West Coast she can use as fodder for her eating disorder.
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She makes no sense in the video about olly eating her food. What does olly's hotness have to do with eating Tess's food?
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