DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LostMy1stAccount]

I don't know anything about this Take Two game.
Is it local co-op only?
If not, why doesn't he play this game with one of his s and/or one of his mods?

Imagine being a "13 year khantent creator" and lacking any kind of friends, or even acquaintances/other streamers which you can play a co-op game with.
Fucking hermit.

 

[RougeRed]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

His twitter account doesn't even follow Twitch. I bet he checks it all the time to seethe about how they ruined his business of 4.5 years.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I don't know anything about this Take Two game.
Is it local co-op only?
If not, why doesn't he play this game with one of his s and(or one of his mods?

Imagine being a "13 year khantent creator" and lacking any kind of friends, or even acquaintances/other streamers which you can play a co-op game with.
Fucking hermit.

It has online co-op. I think there's a pretty solid consensus that next to the tractors and the trolls, Phil hates that his fanbase is comprised of legitimate s. I have strong doubts about if he's ever gonna do that Fireteam playthrough with his members unless he can pick a group that's gonna be remotely close to what you or I would call "normal". See how uncomfortable he is from that one video where a fan goes on mic during an Ask the King video or something.

Besides, the appeal of It Takes Two is about the interaction of the players where you mess around, clown on each other, and there are even segments in the game where you can do a little griefing and you can expect that Phil will never stand for that kind of interaction from another streamer, or even from his most loyal of mods because he'll think it's gonna make him look like some kind of a nudnik, you fucking mohrans, I'm not a dunce or some children's entertainer, okay?

Finally, his gin-addled brain is already doing its best to not completely fuck up a game that he's playing by using all his energy into following the walkthrough that he watched for the game. Adding the management of collabing with another person on top of that is just too much. Unless he plays It Takes Two with SpedTrekker now that I'd want to see.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Phil and GameTrekker co-oping a game together, would that just be GT telling Phil where to go and getting increasingly more frustrated as Phil's too retarded/lazy to understand and/or follow simple directions? Yeah I'd watch that for the 1.5 streams he'd play of it.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Imagine being a "13 year khantent creator" and lacking any kind of friends, or even acquaintances/other streamers which you can play a co-op game with.
Fucking hermit.

Even worse. Imagine having a wife who plays video games and you won't play a coop game thats about a husband and wife rekindling their marriage.

His Tard fan base would give thousands of dollars if they both played together but im sure Phils family would be put at risk somehow.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Even worse. Imagine having a wife who plays video games and you won't play a coop game thats about a husband and wife rekindling their marriage.

His Tard fan base would give thousands of dollars if they both played together but im sure Phils family would be put at risk somehow.

Not just his fanbase, you'll have plenty of other tards who would send him $10 superchats to mention horses and Subarus.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Even worse. Imagine having a wife who plays video games and you won't play a coop game thats about a husband and wife rekindling their marriage.

His Tard fan base would give thousands of dollars if they both played together but im sure Phils family would be put at risk somehow.

Somehow these, these kiwifarts would micro analyse every single part about Kat and her interaction with Phil, everything that comes out of her mouth, what she's wearing, her reactions, what she's doing in the game, and anything else that people ask her.

With this information, the schemers will hatch up some diabolical plan to torment Kat, Phil and even Jasper for the foreseeable future and troll them wherever Phil goes. Phil will be helpess to stop the onslaught of harassment and he'll be completely defenceless against the evil trolls, and can only ban the numerous socks in hope of not derailing the streams.

See what can happen! That's some fucked up shit, Phil better watch his back!

 

[Sup3r]

I don't know anything about this Take Two game.
Is it local co-op only?
If not, why doesn't he play this game with one of his s and/or one of his mods?

Imagine being a "13 year khantent creator" and lacking any kind of friends, or even acquaintances/other streamers which you can play a co-op game with.
Fucking hermit.

It really needs to pointes out that even Phil cannot tolerate his own audience, what's left of it at least. Most of them are in on the trolling and the few true believers are true wheelchairs. Also we know that anyone who Phil plays with will be infinitely more popular on Phil's stream than Phil, as he immediately shuts up when anyone is on the mic.

 

[PieceofShet]

WTF is this? Stolen from poemsmystery on twitt cause i cant check his myself

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

WTF is this? Stolen from poemsmystery on twitt cause i cant check his myself

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先輩、私に気付いて~​

Phil is so pathetic fuck me. He's 39 and he's trying so hard to get this faggots attention. Mate you're not 16, come on.
How does he not understand that no one wants to be associated with him? If that bloke notices Phil, peope will just do the CWC thing and spam their conversation with Phil's top moments. Same as with that bird a while ago that later even thanked us.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It really needs to pointes out that even Phil cannot tolerate his own audience, what's left of it at least. Most of them are in on the trolling and the few true believers are true wheelchairs. Also we know that anyone who Phil plays with will be infinitely more popular on Phil's stream than Phil, as he immediately shuts up when anyone is on the mic.

Just look at what happened the last time he played with a genuine fan in Apex Legends. The guy was clearly disabled and Phil was barely hiding his embarrassment and urge to mock the guy.

 

[GreySydeDave]

This is one of the most pathetic things he's done, and I feel like I've been saying that a lot lately.

I absolutely agree with you (Sir, *snort*).

And that is to say something, for the King of Awkwardness...

 

[Jose Cuervo]

WTF is this? Stolen from poemsmystery on twitt cause i cant check his myself

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Asking for Twitter interaction while blocking replies at the same time, absolutely mine-boggling.

Also, it’s just beyond pathetic to be begging for attention from the Doritos Pope himself. For all of Phil’s talk that he’s totally not a shill, he sure is trying to get attention from one of the biggest shills in the industry.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I have strong doubts about if he's ever gonna do that Fireteam playthrough with his members unless he can pick a group that's gonna be remotely close to what you or I would call "normal".

To Phil the remotely normal ones would be even worse, or at best at the same level of his tard fans. While his tard fans expose how special his fanbase is, the normal ones expose how abnormal Phil is and how he has nothing going on when it comes to entertaining people, and thus how shit he is as an ahnline entertainer which bruises his ego. It exposes how much of a sham his claims of having a 13000 year legacy and having so much experience and know-how is when a bunch of randos just shooting the shit are infinitely more entertaining than him.

 

[Lift Me Up]

Hey do you mind if I take this banner for a subreddit I am making? Thanks.

If you want to.

 

[Pargon]

Asking for Twitter interaction while blocking replies at the same time, absolutely mine-boggling.

Also, it’s just beyond pathetic to be begging for attention from the Doritos Pope himself. For all of Phil’s talk that he’s totally not a shill, he sure is trying to get attention from one of the biggest shills in the industry.

He’s so fucking weird repeatedly but not consistently clout-chasing this one person. Why him of all people? Has his autistic mind just fixated on Keighley being like the King of Western Gaming or something and this is his version of some Karen trying to find the Target CEO’s email address after some cashier laughed at her buying clothes two sizes too small? Like this dude is going to see Phil tonguing his asshole on Twitter and just reach down into the mire and uplift him to the level of Respected Gaming Pundit?

Phil’s autism and laziness make him really inscrutable sometimes.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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Get the popcorn lads it's gonna be a Twitter gin night

This is the epitome of the "wait, let me laugh harder,' meme. This is Chris learning Twitter blocks work both ways and having an identity crisis. You are acting like a confirmed retard and incestuous rapist again.

It's been over six months. I'm sure the montages proving hateful slurs already exist in triplicate, but I always imagine that theoretical video playing everyone time he brings this up.

 

[Sup3r]

He’s so fucking weird repeatedly but not consistently clout-chasing this one person. Why him of all people? Has his autistic mind just fixated on Keighley being like the King of Western Gaming or something and this is his version of some Karen trying to find the Target CEO’s email address after some cashier laughed at her buying clothes two sizes too small? Like this dude is going to see Phil tonguing his asshole on Twitter and just reach down into the mire and uplift him to the level of Respected Gaming Pundit?

Phil’s autism and laziness make him really inscrutable sometimes.

Geoff is the face of the game advertisements. The closest thing he has to a point of latching on is either a hashtag (which Phil is too much of a boomer to use) or @ing him.

It shows how much he has failed in the gaming punditry sphere that he has fuck all connections to literally anyone in the gaming industry.

 

[Lando Griffin]

 

[Coke Zero]

WTF is this? Stolen from poemsmystery on twitt cause i cant check his myself

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The most annoying part about these tweets is how phil is pretending he's super busy- "I'm about to leave but", "I'm catching up after getting home", like he needs to make sure to point out he's not sitting around at home watching this shit all day.

Phil, no one cares if you want to watch this thing or not. Its obviously the most significant thing going on in your life right now and I'm sure you'll spend plenty of time today discussing it so you don't have to pretend its some minor thing you managed to squeeze into your busy schedule. You obviously care about it and watched it.