DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gunt Burger]

Nice caption Phillip:

(From twitter)

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

Love the useless look this hulking mass of nothingness has that makes Phil’s desperate plea to get back into the treehouse even better

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Sir, this is a Wendys.

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Notice this has fuckin' nothing to do with the pot creature from Elden Ring. Christ man. Gotta love the "Twitter for iPhone", too.

I know this is an understatement, but wow Phil is a whiny bitch. Also, still perpetuating the lie that he didn't do anything wrong when he read the email from Twitch OUT LOUD ON STREAM that explained why he was kicked. Too bad Phil's too stupid to realize people that don't have an attention span of a goldfish know better.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

nothing is really stopping him from making an edited playthrough with Kat(obviously that requires effort) Which then she wont have to deal with "the negative trolls" since comments are heavily moderated, which is redundant since she has no reason to see the comment section of such. This tells me that she doesnt wanna spend time with dave, doing something she enjoys which clearly is gaming as her videos showed. Obviously this is pure speculation from my mentally ill self.

almost as if shes aware that hes shit at games and ruins everything he plays...

What the hell was even stopping him playing it on his off time with the wife anyway? Seems like a good game to play with your soulmate. I mean I get the gist of the game. You co-op as divorced parents or some shit as dolls.

 

[Iron Father]

That beanie does a great job at accentuating his odd-shaped head.

Another ridiculous outfit for the photobook.

He looks like a penis wearing a tiny condom.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

I had to do it:

 

[YokuNama]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

The man that yells at his chat if you talk about anything else other than him or the game derails a tweet from Twitch. A company he swears he's moved on from.

 

[ProvenWrong]

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Get the popcorn lads it's gonna be a Twitter gin night

LMAO!!!!

DUDE..

LET IT GO!

 

[Forbidden Math]

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Get the popcorn lads it's gonna be a Twitter gin night

This is one of the most pathetic things he's done, and I feel like I've been saying that a lot lately.

 

[Coomfucius]

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Get the popcorn lads it's gonna be a Twitter gin night

Time for your gin tweet forecast! We already have lots of whiny pity tweets and the open replies indicate that Phil is sloshed. Chances of juicy gin tweets are 67%. Possible topics include further whining about his partnership, his 13 year begacy, or a random poll. Expect tweets to come around 1 am to 3 am.

 

[Agent Proper]

Sir, this is a Wendys.

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I had some feels on stream as we watched Steve of The Dead's new video discussing, deep personal loss, and how far Phil goes to avoid feeling loss. Phil hates to lose so much that he will turn himself into the victim as a cope so his little baby dick ego doesn't get hurt. Phil has had many Ls over the years T Carter, his gouty aunt, loosing Rambo, his job, "friends", EVO, his Daughter and his money to Scopely. They say you can win them all and that is true but you can learn from loss you just have to accept it first, and Phil can't do it.

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

The left can't meme.

 

[David Davidson]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

The only trump to this is if you just put it all on the top and the bottom text would just be "bottom text".
But overall, fucking lmao this dude.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

fucking lmao

 

[Crooked 16th]

Lady D VA's Tits must have caused Phil to go into a rage and hit the bottle earlier than normal, Well the rest of us were excited something good came out of the show.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I had to do it:

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Has anyone ever shopped Phil's face on the YGO card Pot Of Greed?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Has anyone ever shopped Phil's face on the YGO card Pot Of Greed?

Here ya go:

Honestly can't think of a better visual metaphor for DSP.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

nothing is really stopping him from making an edited playthrough with Kat(obviously that requires effort) Which then she wont have to deal with "the negative trolls" since comments are heavily moderated, which is redundant since she has no reason to see the comment section of such. This tells me that she doesnt wanna spend time with dave, doing something she enjoys which clearly is gaming as her videos showed. Obviously this is pure speculation from my mentally ill self.

almost as if shes aware that hes shit at games and ruins everything he plays...

Straight from The Book of DSP, here's 5 excuses why he can't do it.

1) Khet is busy dood, she's working her butt off and busting her ass, they have different schedules.

2) He's too busy with his two jobs (the stream and the VODs)

3) He doesn't play games off stream dood, reminds him of work

4) He doesn't have editing software, free editing software totally doesn't exist and he doesn't even know how to use it man, someone has to tell him

5) Those videos are not even gonna make money, they'll make like 10 bucks dood that's a pittance, this is a place of biznuss man, money needs to be made

6) He's a chill & interactive streamer now, that's his biznuss, he doesn't make youtube videos anymore, YouTube videos are for the shills and the shithead morahns.

7) On their day AAAHFF, they prefer to digest on the couch listening to skyrim OST, not playing stupid games for the buzniss dood

Think next time before you give him biznuss advice dood, he's been doing this for 13 years, has had INCREDIBLE success AND A SUCCESSFUL BANKRUPTCY.

Take this, morahn

 

[capefear56]

Nice caption Phillip:
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(From twitter)

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Phil truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Phil suddenly thinks he has some kind of clout because...? I don't know what he expects to happen here. The gin really is rotting every sense of thought.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I know this is an understatement, but wow Phil is a whiny bitch. Also, still perpetuating the lie that he didn't do anything wrong when he read the email from Twitch OUT LOUD ON STREAM that explained why he was kicked. Too bad Phil's too stupid to realize people that don't have an attention span of a goldfish know better.

Phil is solipsistic at this point, I bet he has substituted actual reality where he reads out Twitch's email and finds out he lost his partnership due to HATEFUL SLUUUUUUUUUUUURS for his own version of reality where that part of the email was left mysteriously blank. And the former was recorded and is archived on his own damn channel, mind you. I bet if you'd hook him up to a lie detector test and asked him about it he'd say that they gave no reason and the test would show that he's telling the truth. He's become so used to constantly lying and coupled with his delusions whenever he lies he even buys his own bullshit, especially if a certain amount of time has passed since the incident.