Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[BoobWhiskers]

Is she cleaning up her image on Twitter?

Does that seem like what's happening?

I mean, I would assume that she's trying to if she and Bonnie are currently in extra-paranoid 'oh no if it isn't the consequences of my own actions/please don't google me' mode and is trying to look like something other than a degenerate little zit gremlin.

 

[cluelessly]

I like how we're being blamed as stalkers and harassers when everything on here is just documentation of the dumb shit they both thought was a good idea to put on Twitter, while we sat back going "we can't believe they're putting this on Twitter, aren't they afraid of repercussions or potential employers/gig hirers seeing this?"

Now presumably that's what ended up happening, and we're the bad guys. :V

 

[Purgatorium]

I’ll give it a couple of weeks tops until she’s in another mind state and opens up her twitter again. First she needs to feel like she weeded out her “stalkers” and then she’ll realise that grifting becomes increasingly difficult to do from a protected account. Especially when the only people you allow to follow you are people who are just there for the circus. I highly doubt that her echo chamber is one with lots of monetary gain. We already know that Bonnie is a leech, the tranch isn’t supportive and those who made the cut on her “new” twitter are probably starting to realise that she’s not making the rent on dogsitting gigs alone. I’m curious to see how long it takes for her “following” to stop enabling her stepping in her own shit constantly.

 

[Oxyjen]

I’ll give it a couple of weeks tops until she’s in another mind state and opens up her twitter again. First she needs to feel like she weeded out her “stalkers” and then she’ll realise that grifting becomes increasingly difficult to do from a protected account.

I think she had about 80-odd followers on the new account. Probably several of them are kiwis. I did scroll through, the only name I recognised from the Kevin Gibes Distended Universe(R) was the one they call Neck. Zero actual tranchers.

 

[BallBuster]

This made me curious so I went to look if she had any feedback on Rover (good or bad) from that episode.

And it could just be me being retarded but I cannot find her profile at all. I’m sure it was easy last time and I even looked under a link that someone else posted, all it brings up is:

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Ohhhh shiiiiit! Has she been 86’d off the site because the mushroom people complained, *with evidence* they’d found by googling her name plus Bonnie’s calling card?

That would explain all the “evil doxxers contacting her employers” BS too.

Whaddap mushroom people. Say hi if you’re reading.

It is still there, no overly recent reviews either. https://www.rover.com/members/alyssa-f-aussie-specialist-high-energy-dogs/

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

It is still there, no overly recent reviews either. https://www.rover.com/members/alyssa-f-aussie-specialist-high-energy-dogs/

Did I miss this being discussed the first time her Rover link was posted?

 

[52pickup]

Poor nigger lives in Saudi Aurora.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Is she cleaning up her image on Twitter?

Does that seem like what's happening?

Yeah, this latest series of events all but confirms that the troons of Tenacious Unicorn absolutely do follow this thread. After seeing the outraged reactions on the Farms to Bonnie and Alyssa's desecration of their dog-sitting client's home, you'd better BELIEVE the two of them were told, in no uncertain terms, to cut the shit and quit making spectacles of themselves on Twitter. (Although why Kevin Gibes gets a pass and is allowed to act the fool every single day on his @TransSalamander account is beyond me.)

It's feels like money for the upkeep of the tranch is becoming more and more of an issue. Those poor alpacas may be in for a very lean winter. As pointed out just yesterday in the main Tranch thread, their latest e-begging pitch is failing miserably. They've managed to raise just $20 toward a $10,000 goal in two weeks time, a far cry from the $100 grand windfall they got for the Earl saga.

The last thing the tranchers need right now is a couple of witless fuckos sullying the reputation of everyone's favorite queer and trans sanctuary in Custer County, Colorado. I bet Penny's practically shitting himself now that the free-money, gravy train appears to be drying up.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Although why Kevin Gibes gets a pass and is allowed to act the fool every single day on his @TransSalamander account is beyond me.

Kevin is the Twitter Front-Runner Troon of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch broadcasting his lifestyle, his ideology, his associated fetishes, his shared degeneracy, and a constant drip of troonism to be lapped up by his Followers.

He is a Hundred-Percenter having gone all the way and installed a neovagina, telling his story and making sure everyone keeps fighting the good fight because happiness is just another surgery away YOU GUIZ!

A great life story that can be pointed to as one who successfully transitioned and who is LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE!

He is perfect for the role as not only does his message reinforce the importance to fund their cause with his current followers, but the mother fucker is also grooming EGGZ to back-fill the eventual attrition of his current donor base.

They are all disgusting human beings...

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin is the Twitter Front-Runner Troon of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch broadcasting his lifestyle, his ideology, his associated fetishes, his shared degeneracy, and a constant drip of troonism to be lapped up by his Followers.

He is a Hundred-Percenter having gone all the way and installed a neovagina, telling his story and making sure everyone keeps fighting the good fight because happiness is just another surgery away YOU GUIZ!

A great life story that can be pointed to as one who successfully transitioned and who is LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE!

He is perfect for the role as not only does his message reinforce the importance to fund their cause with his current followers, but the mother fucker is also grooming EGGZ to back-fill the eventual attrition of his current donor base.

They are all disgusting human beings...

Ahhh, now I get it. Many thanks, SeniorFuckFace.

Truly never occurred to me that Kevin's bizarre and repulsive Twitter presence could ever viewed be as a net positive for the tranch, let alone the trans rights movement in general! But, thanks to you, I see. Dear god, I see.

 

[Old Fart]

Without Kevin, the Tranch might have completely escaped our radar. There is at least one other tranny ranch project that was shortly mentioned in the Tranch's thread, but it was quite unremarkable because they have no Kevin™ blurting out each brainfart on Twitter at a speed surpassing the theoretical bandwidth limit postulated by Shannon.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

There is at least one other tranny ranch project that was shortly mentioned in the Tranch's thread

All I want for Christmas. Was it those BLM kids?

 

[Old Fart]

All I want for Christmas. Was it those BLM kids?

No, those were whiteys, but I forgot (again) where they live. Not much to see on their site anyway.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

No, those were whiteys, but I forgot (again) where they live. Not much to see on their site anyway.

Let's see!

 

[Ninon42]

I love this cow so fucking much.

More hexing context:
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Spoiler: video of Alyssa making her apartment smell even better

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Obsessed with the idea of the Tranchers kicking our lovebirds to the curb, and Alyssa scurrying to the bathroom on her way out to grab all of the hair out of Penny's brush so she could retaliate via witchcraft.

She's posting some aggressively normie tweets that I honestly find more unnerving and confusing than the "plural" shit:
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I know I'm excited for her makeover!
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And she's still pretending that screenshotting is violence, threatening to stop giving away the milk for free, etc:
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Those cookies are as sad and flattened as Alyssa's hairy tits. A helpful guide:

Though they are probably premade take and bake Nestle cookie dough or similar, as she would have live-tweeted her superqueer tradwifery while Fat Paul smoked weed and farted on the couch just like the lady he is.

I like how we're being blamed as stalkers and harassers when everything on here is just documentation of the dumb shit they both thought was a good idea to put on Twitter, while we sat back going "we can't believe they're putting this on Twitter, aren't they afraid of repercussions or potential employers/gig hirers seeing this?"

Now presumably that's what ended up happening, and we're the bad guys. :V

Everyone but those degen genderblobs saw this coming. To blame the farms for the eminently predictable consequences of their own actions is peak cow.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ahhh, now I get it. Many thanks, SeniorFuckFace.

Truly never occurred to me that Kevin's bizarre and repulsive Twitter presence could ever viewed be as a net positive for the tranch, let alone the trans rights movement in general! But, thanks to you, I see. Dear god, I see.

Kev's tweeting has defintley been a net postivie for us with all the entertainment its provided.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Those cookies are as sad and flattened as Alyssa's hairy tits. A helpful guide:
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Though they are probably premade take and bake Nestle cookie dough or similar, as she would have live-tweeted her superqueer tradwifery while Fat Paul smoked weed and farted on the couch just like the lady he is.

Everyone but those degen genderblobs saw this coming. To blame the farms for the eminently predictable consequences of their own actions is peak cow.

You're the perfect cookie, Nin.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Isn't it amazing how quickly this thread dries up when they stop acting like idiots? Lucky for us, they will never make that correlation.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Pablo "Mandozer" Mendoza's account is still unavailable and his BPD Bangmaid Alyssa's account is still protected. I wonder if they really got into some legal trouble with Rover after they fucked up that client's house or if this is just the next phase of the Tran Ranch power struggle.

 

[AprilRains]

Pablo "Mandozer" Mendoza's account is still unavailable and his BPD Bangmaid Alyssa's account is still protected. I wonder if they really got into some legal trouble with Rover after they fucked up that client's house or if this is just the next phase of the Tran Ranch power struggle.

Although Kindness has hidden her tweets, their contents are not beyond all conjecture. There are searchable replies to her tweets that are publicly visible, and some of them hint at another medical saga.