"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

Phil was born in 1985. He’s 36.

Use your math skills to figure out how fat he is.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Spoiler: politisperging

That's only true if you define "the political spectrum" to mean a line with fascism at one end, communism at the other. Fascists and communists have historically liked to do that, but it's a branding/marketing thing more than it is a meaningful reflection of political differences - like saying Coke and Pepsi are at opposite ends of the "drink spectrum" (what about milk?), or Catholicism and Protestantism are at opposite ends of the "religion spectrum" (what about Yazidism?). There are actually a ton of political systems that are far more different from Communism than Fascism is - normie liberalism, for example! But as Hayek pointed out in The Road to Serfdom, Communism and Fascism compete for the same market niche (young, angry, marginalized people with a desire for order and control), and as such they like to accentuate their differences in order to help bring in converts.

(i.e. if some kid comes into the Fascist recruiting office and asks "can I kick people in the head?", you don't say "Yeah, well, you can kick people in the head with us, OR with the Communists, doesn't really matter." Instead you say "Fuck yeah! You kidding me? Of course you can kick people in the head, kid! Join with us and we'll let you do all the shit those OTHER GUYS won't!" )

Tankie communists used to think that Fascists were "late-stage capitalists", as it is impossible to square the rise of fascism with orthodox Marxist belief in the inevitability of history; either Marx was wrong, or you have to completely reinterpret reality in order to try and make the holy prophecies fit (guess which route the Communists took?).

And Classical Fascists, for their part, considered themselves to be a sophisticated synthesis of Communism, liberalism, and conservative nationalism; Mussolinni himself had been a vanguard socialist, and he believed - probably correctly, if Current Year China is any indication - that his vision of socialism worked out the pitfalls and errors that Communism had fallen prey to. They were different from Communism, but even per their own literature, only just: the major difference being respect for traditional culture instead of putting faith in a constantly-failing Progress Cult, and making some allowances for private ownership of the means of production, albeit in the form of guildlike, heavily-regulated, state-authorized monopolies who would be in charge of day-to-day economic functions, instead of a free market.

It's why people of the Before Times generally just lumped Commies and Fashies in under the umbrella terms "Authoritarian" and "Totalitarian". They were different flavours of Authoritarianism, but to outside observers, the similiarities were more important than the differences.

tl;dr as usual, Phil is dumb and incorrect. But in this case it's an understandable dumb, as the idea that "anti-Communism is fascism" is a canard he would have heard a million times before from his committed commie friends.

I find that in recent times people are more apt to see authoritarian regimes as fascist regimes whether they're classically fascist or not. It's like how troons and others of that bent will use the term "racist" when they mean "prejudiced" after all troons aren't a race.

The opposite of authoritarian is libertarian and that does only show up when you expand the political divide to include a Y axis as well. But classical fascism is a ultra-right wing ideology just like communism is an ultra-left ideology.

But this is going too far out of the way.

tl;dr: Taters is an idiot that latches onto an identity because he doesn't have one of his own.

Be careful pal I think phil is in the black bloc

He thinks he's in black bloc. Like Antifa he just glomed onto them and identified as that. But whereas the real members of Antifa were smashing windows, setting fires and getting in skirmishes with the "fash" Taters was standing in the back with the pepper spray hoping like hell nobody would get too close to him. Then when somebody on the other side looked at him funny he'd release it all in their direction, waddle away back to the tard bunker while shitting himself in fear. He's the kind of guy to get tough when he's part of a large group so he feels protected. He's an absolute pussy any other time.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah thay seems about right both of em was from westchester if im right, tbf i like to hold a torch that those cky boys had a happy ending

Yeah, my best friend and I were big into CKY and Jackass back in the day. I'm still a fan of the band. They've got some pretty awesome songs. Dunn was always my favorite out of everyone, followed by Knoxville. They both seemed like pretty chill guys who would be fun to just hang out and shoot the shit with (possibly literally), and the least egotistical out of everyone. I was pretty bummed when the news broke that Dunn passed. Bam just seemed to give up completely after Ryan died.

Use your math skills to figure out how fat he is.

Too fat.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Use your math skills to figure out how fat he is.

Whatever the number is, it’s too high.

Edit: Ninja’d

I find that in recent times people are more apt to see authoritarian regimes as fascist regimes whether they're classically fascist or not. It's like how troons and others of that bent will use the term "racist" when they mean "prejudiced" after all troons aren't a race.

The opposite of authoritarian is libertarian and that does only show up when you expand the political divide to include a Y axis as well. But classical fascism is a ultra-right wing ideology just like communism is an ultra-left ideology.

But this is going too far out of the way..

Saying Fascism is Ultra-Right is sort of an oversimplification. This isn’t a rule among them, but Fascists generally don’t identify as either Left or Right but something else entirely and it does show in their roots. A lot of early Fascist leaders had their roots in some form of Socialism or Syndicalism. I think it’s less apt to call Fascists Right Wing and more apt to just say they are Authoritarian Centrists who can lean Right or Left based on what the needs or wants of the State are at the time. Again it’s neither here nor there. Just an interesting tidbit I thought I’d share.

He thinks he's in black bloc. Like Antifa he just glomed onto them and identified as that. But whereas the real members of Antifa were smashing windows, setting fires and getting in skirmishes with the "fash" Taters was standing in the back with the pepper spray hoping like hell nobody would get too close to him. Then when somebody on the other side looked at him funny he'd release it all in their direction, waddle away back to the tard bunker while shitting himself in fear. He's the kind of guy to get tough when he's part of a large group so he feels protected. He's an absolute pussy any other time.

Even when he hung out with Antifa types he was sort of treated like that retard you have to ride the bus with in high school. You vaguely tolerate him and might even talk to him, but for the most part you just ignore him let him do his thing. One of my favorites is that I think someone actually did find out about his obsession with traffic and road signs and told him to just go stand out on the highway and look for suspicious activity instead of protesting with the rest for the cause and then he dubbed himself “Antifa Highway Patrol”. Well, assuming that ever happened at all and he just made it up, stayed at home, and used his obsession with road signs as an excuse why he didn’t show up to the protests. Either way it doesn’t paint a very flattering picture.

 

[AnOminous]

Again it’s neither here nor there. Just an interesting tidbit I thought I’d share.

There's no such thing as left or right, it's just sportsball level stupidity where you pick a team and then mindlessly adopt some set of beliefs your team supposedly shares. Even when the set of beliefs is mostly fucking retarded.

You just pick your side, even when almost all of what both "sides" believe is absolute nonsense, and then start swinging. That's possibly the only thing I appreciate about both the fash and anti-fash, is that they're willing to start swinging, even if they have no real idea what they're doing.

The main annoying thing is that at least in America they're often just swinging on innocent bystanders who want nothing to do with it. In Europe, the brawling is mostly consensual.

 

[Uncle Remus]

He thinks he's in black bloc. Like Antifa he just glomed onto them and identified as that. But whereas the real members of Antifa were smashing windows, setting fires and getting in skirmishes with the "fash" Taters was standing in the back with the pepper spray hoping like hell nobody would get too close to him. Then when somebody on the other side looked at him funny he'd release it all in their direction, waddle away back to the tard bunker while shitting himself in fear. He's the kind of guy to get tough when he's part of a large group so he feels protected. He's an absolute pussy any other time.

Oh yeah of course man I was only being sarcastic, I mean even hard core Antifa would be made bitches out of by real career criminals but obviously Phil's arse would fall out at the first sign of any actual trouble or breaking the law, the only laws Phil actually breaks is beating up his disabled mother which isn't exactly looked upon in the brightest of lights, like you say Phil only has any cojones when he thinks he is in a position of power case in point the mother incident

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

>"where they can change a couple things with it."

A minor, but critical, change for the sake of accuracy.

Spoiler: Hands Up Don't Shoot

 

[Bogliacci]

>"where they can change a couple things with it."

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And here's the original, if you'd like to be Phil's tattoo artist and change a couple things:

Spoiler

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It's been a long time since I felt like posting in Phil's thread but this just makes me rofl.

I know a few old east germans from time spent in Saxony, mostly guys who worked on farms but one of them worked in a factory where these kampfgruppe were organized. They're all now evil AfD voters who I'm sure would have beaten Phil to death back in their prime.

 

[Positron]

>"where they can change a couple things with it."

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This is a fairly accurate depiction of Phil's fingernails.

Phil, a member of The Satanic Temple, needs to vacate from the USA.





We're all dead.

One of Phil's "friends" got into trouble with his four-wheeled fedora:



Broken clock.

 

[Solid Snek]

Phil, a member of The Satanic Temple, needs to vacate from the USA.

lol, yeah, I'm sure China would be just THRILLED to get an influx of TSTicles.

Their organs aren't exactly quality, but I'm certain some billionaire has a bunch of prized pigs that might need fresh spleens eventually.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I hate when Phil gets called “She.” There isn’t anything “She” about Phil.

I hate when Phil gets called “They.” When trans people are called “They” I just feel confused and wonder why they are being referred to as two different people.

 

[The Dude]

Whatever the number is, it’s too high.

Edit: Ninja’d

Saying Fascism is Ultra-Right is sort of an oversimplification. This isn’t a rule among them, but Fascists generally don’t identify as either Left or Right but something else entirely and it does show in their roots. A lot of early Fascist leaders had their roots in some form of Socialism or Syndicalism. I think it’s less apt to call Fascists Right Wing and more apt to just say they are Authoritarian Centrists who can lean Right or Left based on what the needs or wants of the State are at the time. Again it’s neither here nor there. Just an interesting tidbit I thought I’d share.

Even when he hung out with Antifa types he was sort of treated like that retard you have to ride the bus with in high school. You vaguely tolerate him and might even talk to him, but for the most part you just ignore him let him do his thing. One of my favorites is that I think someone actually did find out about his obsession with traffic and road signs and told him to just go stand out on the highway and look for suspicious activity instead of protesting with the rest for the cause and then he dubbed himself “Antifa Highway Patrol”. Well, assuming that ever happened at all and he just made it up, stayed at home, and used his obsession with road signs as an excuse why he didn’t show up to the protests. Either way it doesn’t paint a very flattering picture.

Kinda funny how the only people in America behaving like actual Fascists are the ones calling themselves "anti-Fascist".

 

[Alex Krycek]

lol, yeah, I'm sure China would be just THRILLED to get an influx of TSTicles.

Their organs aren't exactly quality, but I'm certain some billionaire has a bunch of prized pigs that might need fresh spleens eventually.

Pretty much anything that comes from China nowadays is “Buyer Beware”.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

Phil will no longer be able to deny it a

"I won't deny it,
I'm a straight taito',
You don't wanna fuck wif me,
Got da Kiwi's laughing at me,
But they can't even dilate me.

I won't deny it,
I'm a straight taito',
You don't wanna fuck wif me,
Got da Kiwi's laughing at me,
But they can't even dilate me.

My ambitions as a taito',

My ambitions as a taito'.

So many posts on Kiwi Farms,
While scribblin' on my arms,
Life as a retard,
is nothing without heart.
I was born real retarded,
to steal from the public,
my attitude was like "Fuck it",
'cause normals deserve it.
To a retard,
Must maintain my welfare at ease,
Though life is complicated,
'specially when I can't get cheese,

Err,
And my ambitions as a taito',
always leave me fat and lonely,
wish I needed dilators,
Then I post sum'n lame on twitter,
"I'm da Crime-Minister, yo!",
Need some money for cheeze,
'cause bitch I'm always broke,
I'm posting bomb-ass tweets,
feeling crucial,
With most Antifa,
Our LARP is mutual.

From K-Farmers to lurkers,
to demonstrators shown up,
I got no spine for protests,
'cause my face is derped-up.
I'm on a real-retard mission,
Gotta shil,
So I'm wishin',
Da farms gon' be tipped,
on that bullshit they stressin',

Imma hide doe,
beg mo' like it's mandatory,
No shame, not sorry,
bitch 'cause I'm the same,
retarded.

Now I'm gone and I'm gone,
because I say so,
can't trust a bitch in the wilderness,
so I got a tard home.
now these lulz-hungry bitches,
getting suspicious,
Started plottin' and plannin' on schemes,
to come and trick me,
But tard crackas be on point outta sight,
Me, TLL, and Vikki,
Got the grift down right.

Got problems deal with it,
muh haters see me.
These kiwis jealous,
'cause deep in they heart,
they wanna beat me.

Uhh, yeah,
and now you caught me in my stye, yeah,
hope you listen,
I bash you,
pay attention,
to my ambitions as a taito'.

It was my ambition to hide,
away from these New Zealand
motherfuckers I despise.
When it's time to riod
I was first at the sign,
my time to shine.

I'm ready to dilate tonight,
and fabricate my life.
That's what they scream as they jeer at me,
but Imma tard to kill,
So postin' fire,
I see you fear me,
see rot on my heel.

Shillin' my antifantasies,
envious and after me,
I'd rather cry before they cap my tweets,
watch me reeee

Mao come rescue me,
I'm infantile thinking thoughts,
Welfare recipient,
So there'll be cheese wheels flying when I'm caught,
Fuck workin' hard time,
better day, fantisize,
Won't get a chance to do me like they did my partna Toren,
Beggin' for life, and if you grift then tranny lie for it,
Let them other brothas try,
At least you lied for it.

When it's time to die,
to be a tard you pick the way you fleece,
Fuck peace and the kiwis,
My ambitions as a taiter."

 

[Ophelia]

It amuses me that Phil wants to be seen as a woman, but ignores one of the major cultural indicators of femininity: long luxurious locks of hair. At least OPL tries. And fails, but that’s more than Asspen does.

 

[Alex Krycek]

"I won't deny it,
I'm a straight taito',
You don't wanna fuck wif me,
Got da Kiwi's laughing at me,
But they can't even dilate me.

I won't deny it,
I'm a straight taito',
You don't wanna fuck wif me,
Got da Kiwi's laughing at me,
But they can't even dilate me.

My ambitions as a taito',

My ambitions as a taito'.

So many posts on Kiwi Farms,
While scribblin' on my arms,
Life as a retard,
is nothing without heart.
I was born real retarded,
to steal from the public,
my attitude was like "Fuck it",
'cause normals deserve it.
To a retard,
Must maintain my welfare at ease,
Though life is complicated,
'specially when I can't get cheese,

Err,
And my ambitions as a taito',
always leave me fat and lonely,
wish I needed dilators,
Then I post sum'n lame on twitter,
"I'm da Crime-Minister, yo!",
Need some money for cheeze,
'cause bitch I'm always broke,
I'm posting bomb-ass tweets,
feeling crucial,
With most Antifa,
Our LARP is mutual.

From K-Farmers to lurkers,
to demonstrators shown up,
I got no spine for protests,
'cause my face is derped-up.
I'm on a real-retard mission,
Gotta shil,
So I'm wishin',
Da farms gon' be tipped,
on that bullshit they stressin',

Imma hide doe,
beg mo' like it's mandatory,
No shame, not sorry,
bitch 'cause I'm the same,
retarded.

Now I'm gone and I'm gone,
because I say so,
can't trust a bitch in the wilderness,
so I got a tard home.
now these lulz-hungry bitches,
getting suspicious,
Started plottin' and plannin' on schemes,
to come and trick me,
But tard crackas be on point outta sight,
Me, TLL, and Vikki,
Got the grift down right.

Got problems deal with it,
muh haters see me.
These kiwis jealous,
'cause deep in they heart,
they wanna beat me.

Uhh, yeah,
and now you caught me in my stye, yeah,
hope you listen,
I bash you,
pay attention,
to my ambitions as a taito'.

It was my ambition to hide,
away from these New Zealand
motherfuckers I despise.
When it's time to riod
I was first at the sign,
my time to shine.

I'm ready to dilate tonight,
and fabricate my life.
That's what they scream as they jeer at me,
but Imma tard to kill,
So postin' fire,
I see you fear me,
see rot on my heel.

Shillin' my antifantasies,
envious and after me,
I'd rather cry before they cap my tweets,
watch me reeee

Mao come rescue me,
I'm infantile thinking thoughts,
Welfare recipient,
So there'll be cheese wheels flying when I'm caught,
Fuck workin' hard time,
better day, fantisize,
Won't get a chance to do me like they did my partna Toren,
Beggin' for life, and if you grift then tranny lie for it,
Let them other brothas try,
At least you lied for it.

When it's time to die,
to be a tard you pick the way you fleece,
Fuck peace and the kiwis,
My ambitions as a taiter."

I would actually pay money for ADF to make an album in the same style as “Christian and the Hedgehog Boys” like seriously. Sing really badly over music right now and record it and make it legible and I will pay you 10$*

*If you also release a track so bad it’s good as a sample first.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil, a member of The Satanic Temple, needs to vacate from the USA.
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I, personally, am willing to pay for Phil to relocate to China. I’m serious about this. The entertainment value would justify the cost. Phil, DM me when you read this.

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We're all dead.

Has anyone ever expressed any anger that Mr Potato Head isn’t retweeting posts against China?

 

[Solid Snek]

It amuses me that Phil wants to be seen as a woman, but ignores one of the major cultural indicators of femininity: long luxurious locks of hair. At least OPL tries. And fails, but that’s more than Asspen does.

OPL is a True and Honest tranny if ever I saw one. He was listening to N^Sync and Britney Spears before it was even ironically acceptable, and right from the start of Sonichu, he made it clear that he identified more (or at least sympathized more) with Da Females than with those MALE JERKS. Most trannies come off as former Male Feminists desperately looking for a community - ANY community - that will harbor them and shield them from a lifetime of bad decisions. But not Chris. Chris has no regrets and doesn't give a fuck about the optics; he does his own thing regardless of what the world thinks, and right now that's being a woman, because being a woman feels right to him.

It's just another one of those dreams that comes effortlessly to Chris, but forever eludes Phil.

 

[The Dude]

It amuses me that Phil wants to be seen as a woman, but ignores one of the major cultural indicators of femininity: long luxurious locks of hair. At least OPL tries. And fails, but that’s more than Asspen does.

Phil has always been inferior to CWC and living in Chris' shadow, and he's always hated Chris for that. Chris has always been better at everything than Phil. Shit, CWC is even a more successful and hardcore criminal than Phil. Even with Chris being a known mother rapist he's still more likable than Phil. And all Phil will ever be able to do about it is seethe, cope, and die angry and jealous.

I, personally, am willing to pay for Phil to relocate to China. I’m serious about this. The entertainment value would justify the cost. Phil, DM me when you read this.

Has anyone ever expressed any anger that Mr Potato Head isn’t retweeting posts against China?

I would totally pitch in to pay for Phil to relocate anywhere outside the US. Especially Red China. The Chinks would probably mistake Phil for some kind of weird exotic pig and eat him. I mean, they do like eating weird shit over there like bats, dogs, pangolins, cats, etc..

OPL is a True and Honest tranny if ever I saw one. He was listening to N^Sync and Britney Spears before it was even ironically acceptable, and right from the start of Sonichu, he made it clear that he identified more (or at least sympathized more) with Da Females than with those MALE JERKS. Most trannies come off as former Male Feminists desperately looking for a community - ANY community - that will harbor them and shield them from a lifetime of bad decisions. But not Chris. Chris has no regrets and doesn't give a fuck about the optics; he does his own thing regardless of what the world thinks, and right now that's being a woman, because being a woman feels right to him.

It's just another one of those dreams that comes effortlessly to Chris, but forever eludes Phil.

Phil is just a fat tankie homo who pretends to be a girl because he wants to feel unique and special, just like so many other gay men who jumped on the tranny fad. He's also titanically lazy, and he probably knows deep down inside that he will never be able to pass as female to anyone, so he makes absolutely no effort to look feminine.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is just a fat tankie homo who pretends to be a girl because he wants to feel unique and special, just like so many other gay men who jumped on the tranny fad. He's also titanically lazy, and he probably knows deep down inside that he will never be able to pass as female to anyone, so he makes absolutely no effort to look feminine.

I don’t even think he’s gay. The impression I get is that he’s mentally stuck somewhere around age 12-14 and he’s just not mature enough to have any real sexuality. Certainly he finds sex very unpleasant. When he engages in sexual behaviour, it’s either performative (all his “kink” stuff) or indicative of being stuck in an early stage of development (his weird exhibitionism). He’s been in relationships, but I think those were either for convenience or because he was being taken advantage of by someone with more willpower.