"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Grander Fucktard]

I don't expect it, but even a token weekend in lockup would be fucking hilarious.

To punish him you know the screws will put him in kiwi block where they only serve potatoes

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I wonder if Phil has tardvisions of running the yard

I can see it now,Phil sitting on his bunk sucking on a string cheese a mere lifer got him from commissary

yeah, there I was
terrorists to the left of me,cops to the right and fascists dead ahead
I said screw you pigs! and bashed right through their riot shield swith my baton killing 8

inmate 1 :ACAB sister!

So anyway, after rescuing a transgender Muslim kitten they had a swat team paint a sniper laser onkittie..so I gave it up

Inmate 2 : for the pussy!

They told me they were going to get me raped in prison..I told em do your worst. you cant do anything my daddy hasnt already done anyway
hey..I've got a cool trick you can do with a some ginger root

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don't expect it, but even a token weekend in lockup would be fucking hilarious.

He’d spend the whole thing crying like a fat little bitch.

Is ADF even sentient enough to understand what these charges mean? The guy is on a slippery slope now.

I wonder what happens if he’s not allowed to tard out in public any more. He’s too retarded and fat to be a productive member of society, but if they managed to scare him into shutting up about the Antifa shit, I think that would basically be the end of Phil as we know him.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I hate this 6 person jury shit.

That said i hope he gets community service. Having to work will be torture for him

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

That said i hope he gets community service. Having to work will be torture for him

WASHING POLICE CARS!

 

[Grander Fucktard]

what if they have him maintaining street signs

how will he process that!?!

 

[Twrx]

I'll be damned, he was actually found guilty. Maybe Portland has a chance to become less of an extreme shit hole

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I wonder if ace reporter Allwet Teardrop is shitting zer depends while reading this thread.

let's find out

ANDY NGO
ANDYNGO
ANDY NGO

now if kiwiagents find an obese shemale has admitted to an ER having a conniption fit, we know zhey were reading and seething

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I wonder if Phil being so fat and retarded (and thus easily identifiable) helped the jury be more confident they had their man. It had to at least factor in a little bit. I wanna believe the DA said something along the lines of "The derp eyes don't lie."