"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Drama Trauma]

I like how he spells Phil’s last name wrong.

Arajuo sounds like an anime villain.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Arajuo sounds like an anime villain.

I think they are aiming to make him into the anime villain he strokes his Vienna sausage to.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Another update. Name still spelled wrong.

https://archive.ph/ZdWwr

I like how Phil is trying to distance himself from the Aspen name. He had a Facebook account using the name and the troon writing these articles even called him Aspen during the first trial.

https://archive.ph/9RDKA

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I take it

that's a lot of words
wait! the author : heather lyn van-der-penis-pump
Is that Solider Sorels!?! the one Philthy was hanging out with that time he maced ppl and there looked to be a little collateral damage with some waft back
that was a Heather wasn't it? someone just reposted the name a few days ago

different weirdo, I think the other one is Stacy
I mean, they are both portly lezbos
but one is part of the rascal mobility squad
and the other is in the Galoshes gang

Wrap up with a Kiwi farms mention!
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https://archive.ph/0DEwQ

is there any reporting from someone who doesn't sleep on Phil's floor?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I kinda hope Phil gets probation. It will be funny to watch him blatantly ignoring the conditions of probation and having kiwis report it.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

It will be funny to watch him blatantly ignoring the conditions of probation and having kiwis report it.

Phil is a pussy and will not break the law. Unless showering and maintaining certain hygiene standards are part of his probation.

 

[waffle]

Phil is a pussy and will not break the law. Unless showering and maintaining certain hygiene standards are part of his probation.

You say that, but he pepper sprayed this lady, so...

Phil is a died-in-the-wool degenerate, he will attack anyone who displeases him if he thinks he can win and get away with it. Luckily he's one of the few people in America who are legitimately too poor and retarded to get an illegal handgun.

 

[Bassomatic]

I kinda hope Phil gets probation. It will be funny to watch him blatantly ignoring the conditions of probation and having kiwis report it.

Phil doesn't leave his apartment he wouldn't even know he's on house arrest if they put it on him.

Also I pity who gets his ankle monitor after him.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Phil is a pussy and will not break the law. Unless showering and maintaining certain hygiene standards are part of his probation.

I’m thinking more that he’ll have something he won’t do. He won’t go out and do community service. He’ll forget to go to anger counseling. They’ll tell him he has to pay court fees but instead he’ll piss away his money on mall ninja garbage and more tattoos. He’ll think the court will just give him a slap on the wrist because he tells them he forgot and he’s autistic and maybe that evil kiwi agents have him scared to leave the house, but those excuses won’t get him very far.

 

[Bassomatic]

I’m thinking more that he’ll have something he won’t do. He won’t go out and do community service. He’ll forget to go to anger counseling. They’ll tell him he has to pay court fees but instead he’ll piss away his money on mall ninja garbage and more tattoos. He’ll think the court will just give him a slap on the wrist because he tells them he forgot and he’s autistic and maybe that evil kiwi agents have him scared to leave the house, but those excuses won’t get him very far.

Chris did all this shit on probation and still got movie tickets, for showing up to a hearing. You know when a normie gets a warrant for missing it?

Phil will get kid gloves because he's retarded and it's cheaper to slap him on the wrist hope he's too scared to leave his fart box.

It's okay tho, I just got hired as an Portland probation officer and I am willing to die in a jihad bomb to kill the Israeli Jew ADF.

Phub he spoke it is my destiny.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I hope the next article title about Phil's trial or future arrest will be: "Oh-oh, the "Antifa SuperSoldier" is in BIG trouble again".
It would give some spice to his "anime villainu" status imo.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Also I pity who gets his ankle monitor after him.

Phil will have to take his boots off in order to have one fitted, so save your pity for the poor soul who has to apply/remove it.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Phil will have to take his boots off in order to have one fitted, so save your pity for the poor soul who has to apply/remove it.

Think that will get him extra charges for chemical warfare?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil has been found guilty of Attempted Assault in the Fourth Degree and Unlawful use of Mace. Looks like the assault was downgraded to attempted.

 

[break these cuffs]

Phil has been found guilty of Attempted Assault in the Fourth Degree and Unlawful use of Mace. Looks like the assault was downgraded to attempted.
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I don't expect it, but even a token weekend in lockup would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I put possible sentencing through Grok and it gave me this:

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I don't expect it, but even a token weekend in lockup would be fucking hilarious.

I don't care about that. I can't wait for Phil to have to give up his bear spray and all other mall ninja tard gear.

I forget but the troon covering the trial posted this before the verdict.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Fucked up. Fascist forces are in control ruining the life of real revolutionaries. My fellow Antifa what are we going to do? WE HAVE A FAT RETARD DOWN I SAY AGAIN WE HAVE A FAT RETARD DOWN AND BEHIND ENEMY LINES FASCIST FORCES HAVE US OVERWHELMED

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't care about that. I can't wait for Phil to have to give up his bear spray and all other mall ninja tard gear.

He won't. Why would he have to?

I honestly didn't think you'd have to give up prepper spray while on probation but it turns out you generally do. You learn something new everyday. He ain't giving up the mall ninja gear, though.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Is ADF even sentient enough to understand what these charges mean? The guy is on a slippery slope now.