DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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San Dimas High School said:
This person would be paying 50 dollars every other month, and for what gain? The number has been ~195k, it's not even pushing it over 200k what return does this person get from paying $50 every other month to have the numbers fluctuate between 194 and 195k, a fluctuation of 0.5%. No one would do that.
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Dude this is exactly what happened back when he was on Twitch the majority of his subs was gifted. Theres no point questioning it when this shit does happen.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
But that was an extra $1,000+ a month. He doesn't get more money from more subs on youtube.
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I am sort of inclined to agree with @Gezkill on this one. I don't think this was ever a money thing, it was quite clearly an ego thing. Whether some one is actually buying subs for Phil, perhaps? It's not outside of the realm of possibility.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
But that was an extra $1,000+ a month. He doesn't get more money from more subs on youtube.
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That just lowers the bar for more people to be able to do it. I’m sure Phil is ever scheming about ways to turn numbers unrelated to his bank account into more pulls for whatever faggot game he’s playing.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I'm not so sure. Phil has an established history of giving up on anyone who clearly knows what he is and cutting off all contact with them. We know everyone is a utility to Phil, well, they're really a mark, to borrow a wrestling term. You have to be fooled by him in order to make the mistake of giving him anything, whether it's money or even just acknowledgment that he exists. You have to be ignorant of who you're dealing with, because you'll notice that literally everybody who figures that out either walks away forever, gets cut off forever, or is a paypig. And the more he needed you, the more it triggers him that you woke up from being a mark and did the inevitable. But no matter what, Phil never bothers with an aware person. They're always a lost cause to him. He is most definitely VERY aware of how limited his appeal is, and has chosen this life over giving up any of his bad traits.

Geoff giving Phil an "Okay" is acknowledgment, and that's probably far enough away from "Aren't you the guy who spends more money on a wrestling mobile game than you ever have on ACTUAL video games?" for the pigroach to jump all over it like he just found a twenty on the ground. He is clearly VERY desperate for anything that isn't a solid L at this point, and "Okay" should be good enough. Like I said, he gives up when you show that you're not a mark, and "Okay" isn't enough to tip him off in either direction.

I'm sure he'll be steamed, because of his ego, but he won't show it until Geoff or whoever else he stupidly tweets at gives a much clearer view of whether they're ignorant of the fact that they're talking to a 40 year-old who threw a temper tantrum over a "puzzle boss" in the remake of RE3. And charged $2k for a cat reveal. And had outstanding debt on a dozen credit cards. And threatened to hit an 11 year-old girl after she could no longer hear him. And a million other things that cement exactly WHY Phil targets the ignorant.
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The "OK" as a reply to one of his tweets (or rare YT posts) is a clear detractor meme and Phil would recognize that immediately despite his goldfish memory. At that point, his blood begins to boil, because his thin skin cannot take such a miniscule non-issue poke, and he wants to retaliate. Badly. Now, he cannot risk to insult the Dorito Pope (not in the way he would like to do) for obvious reasons, but complaining about a high and mighty industry shill and his unjustified reaction towards an underdog streamer with a thirteen year legacy would be right up his alley. He has already done that before.

Oh, sure, he might be tempted to twist the story towards his Gulag, claiming Geoff agreeing and being all buddybuddy with him for clout because Geoff replyed with "OK" - but I would ar.... ahem, I would think that he'd rather aim for a lenghty rant on his prestream... pardon me, his "podcast", shitting all over the fucking shills in the industry looking down on small, honest content creators (so easy to forget about the thirteen year legacy when you can portrait yourself as the victim once again). Now tip me because muh depression.

A legendary sperg-out might not necessarily happen, I'll give you that. However, if he runs with option a) (chasing clout) instead and some poor soul dares to bring up that the "OK" was a detractor meme not too long ago and Geoff's motives therefore might not be pure, he might very well have one nonetheless.

Then again, what am I even typing here. We are all very well aware that Geoff (or the PR-team that handles his twitter) will not reply to a nobody like Phil.
 
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LookAtMySkeletons said:
Phil is insanely obnoxious, even if you didn't know about all the bad shit he's done, if you lived with him, had to listen to his rants I'd end up killing myself just so I didn't have to hear him blab anymore.
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Remember the one stream where Phil got told to shut the fuck up by someone in a neighboring condo? That's what I would do if I was his neighbor, but I would do it constantly.
 
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der rademacher said:
Nevertheless it would be hillarious if the Dorito Pope would reply to Phil's ingratiating with a nonchalant "OK.". The pigster's sperg out would be legendary.
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I'm late and pages behind but the fuckin' Pope here shat on Angry Joe of all people and he seems to be doing better. What does DSP hope to accomplish here if he's worse than Angry Joe in this regards of being THE GUY meme and hasn't done anything for the industry except being a parasite.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Remember the one stream where Phil got told to shut the fuck up by someone in a neighboring condo? That's what I would do if I was his neighbor, but I would do it constantly.
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Mate that moment also shows what a little pussy Phil is. He went quite quiet after he got told to shut up. I swear we have no proof of Philip being this tough guy that he claims to be, he just talks big knowing he can't get in any real trouble sitting safe behind his little camera and gated community.

Also, here is clip of the "Shut up" moment in case some of our new friends don't know about it.
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DSP's Neighbor Tells Him To Shut Up

Hmmm What A Rare Find.from DSP's plathrough of Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions pt27
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The timestamp is set to one minute and forty seconds, but the whole video is worth watching. Mind you Phil wasn't a kid when that happened, he was 28 or 29.
 
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👬👐😔 DSP can't have FRIENDS because he "works" TOO MUCH. (12/10/2021)

He works 6 days a week, he doesn't have time for friends, but also, want's another day off, to spend more time with his horse, but also, his life is FULL and...
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Holy fucking shit this parody of a man is insanely pathetic.

"I don't have time for friends since I moved. Ah'm just being honest; I just don't have time."

Oh yeah, Phil? Are you working that tough nine to five job you don't have and taking multiple overtime shifts to pay for the kids you never bothered to have? Phil, you don't work. You're only "self-employed" because you panhandle online while pretending to be a successful streamer. You sit in front of a television screen while rocking back and forth while failing at games. You literally aren't doing anything of notice.

"I work six days a week, full time. Six days a week FULL TIME!"

I've always found this arrangement of words interesting, but only when people like him say it. It's the same excuse onlyfans whores say when they try to pretend that shoving dildos up their asses in front of a camera is good and honest work. This is just Phil living in a fantasy world, and thinking that playing video games without his sped helmet is considered work.

"Outside of that, I maintain a household and have a family. I don't have time outside to--"

One cat. One whore. That barely warrants never going outside and establishing a network of friends and maybe stepping outside of your comfort zone for once. This is the same shit I hear forty year old cat moms say: it's just a phrase used by people who are socially awkward/socially exceptional, can't get laid, or a combination of the two. I'd like to say Phil's the latter, but the point is that having a wife who married you for room and board and a cat you can barely manage doesn't equate to a real family.

"I love my life--"

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Phil you are hated at an international level. You're a failure at the one "job" you've supposedly had been doing for over a decade. Your former friends abandoned you. The community that rose you up to infamy discarded you. You live in constant fear of trolls. You've been doxed, had police called on you, and you'll never get a sponsorship by companies who wouldn't touch you or your brand with a ten foot pole.

I'd say that I'm shocked that you haven't french kissed a glock yet, but I assumed the only reason you hadn't is because you're that much a slave to your own pride and self delusions.

"What I'd actually want to do #LongTerm {which still hasn't happened after all the years that I've talked about it)I'd eventually like to have another day off a week."

...That's it?

Phil, didn't you say that the best thing about working this sham of what you call a "business" is that you can work your own hours? If you want another day off, then just take it.

But even if that's not the case, do you mean to tell your fans that you have no goals or other aspirations? You don't want to travel and see the sights when you're older? Don't have to have/raise children? Open up a business? See what the world has to offer you? This is what I mean by Phil being pathetic. He's so shortsighted that he's only capable of seing what's right in front of him. He never plans for the future and never takes steps to do so because that takes time, and Phil is all about instant gratification. There is no planning with this man. And his goals and aspiration are only within the short and stubby reach of his comfort zone.

Imagine making so much money from YouTube, merch, and wheelchairs and deciding to do fuck all with it except spend money on digital barechested men in a fucking phone app?

"Why don't you just take the second day off? Ah can't afford to do it!" :stress:

Just watch any Piece of Peace video about Phil's monthly earnings, and you'll know that's bullshit. This is all just Phil wishing that he could make free money while doing nothing. And of course that means that you wheelchairs gotta step up! Gotta give pigdaddy your money if you want him to have a break.

Phil, you're whole life is a fucking break.

...If I build this up, this YouTube channel, to prominence again (Gestures like a Heaven's Gate Priest)

In other words: "I need to make all that easy fuck-you-money I was making on YouTube in order to take a break! So empty your fucking wallets, you fucking paypig! ACKACKACK" I'm fucking dying, omg!

Then he proceeds to describe SuperThanks while jerking off YouTube, despite the fact that he was sitting on them while he was jerking off Twitch. But because they gave him the boot, and they don't care to respond to his Twitter sperging, Phil is now playng up SuperThanks as another way to "help" him and "raise his channel to prominence again".

I gotta be honest: but I cannot fathom how DSP fans don't live their days stress free. Imagine, if only a moment, that you were a DSP fan (impossible, I know, but hear me out). You work your shitty job, come home, check your favorite YouTuber DarksydePhil, and find out he hass another video up. And in that video, he talks about how he needs more money, and if you don't give him money, then he'll be off YouTube forever.

So you donate to him during streams, you buy his retarded shirts, your give him superchats, you give him tips, you let his 20+ ads play on his YouTube videos, and even tank your paycheck on his empty game boxes. And you do so thinking that at least now, thanks to your contributions, he'll be safe for the week, and it's another week you can enjoy him.

Then next month, you find out that he's in trouble again. He now not only needs the same help you gave him last week, he has MORE ways you can help him. So everything you did is suddenly not good enough. Now you're using your job's company card, dipping into your personal savings, and tanking credits cards to keep this man's proverbial head above the water. And for what? A 40 year old man with no job?

And on top all that, you can only help him in the ways he wants you to help him. Turns out he doesn't give a shit about those superchats you gave him; they weren't tips, you fucking nudnick! He doesn't get the money right away! How could you do that! Now that $20 in superchats mean nothing to him. Better pay him the right way or DSP will give you the the hose again! He spends every month telling you to give him money, how to give him money the right way, and tells you to step your ass up when you don't or else you'll be the reason he's gone. And he'll hang this above your head every month and in every way he can. And if you think to queston DSP, then you're just another troll, and trolls do not deserve the presence of the PigLord.... unless you pay the toll, that is.

It amazes me even to this day that wheelchairs still give him money, despite the above.

Then Phil tries to yet again believe that lie that he's happy with what he has, which is to say he's happy living with an untamed cat that he can barely control, and a shovel-jawed parody of a trophy wife who contributes nothing to the household and is probably taking it up the poopshute by every Blood and Crip in Seattle for Mike & Ikes. Wow dood! He's so succesful!
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Mate that moment also shows what a little pussy Phil is. He went quite quiet after he got told to shut up. I swear we have no proof of Philip being this tough guy that he claims to be, he just talks big knowing he can't get in any real trouble sitting safe behind his little camera and gated community.

Also, here is clip of the "Shut up" moment in case some of our new friends don't know about it.
youtu.be

DSP's Neighbor Tells Him To Shut Up

Hmmm What A Rare Find.from DSP's plathrough of Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions pt27
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The timestamp is set to one minute and forty seconds, but the whole video is worth watching. Mind you Phil wasn't a kid when that happened, he was 28 or 29.
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I love this moment, as it shows what Phil is when he has to worry about the consequences of saying what he wants to say back to the guy. And we know he wants to rip into him, because that's exactly what Phil does when he feels safe: get shitty with the person who irritated him.

Now imagine what he must have looked like when that goon Jaha was getting ready to turn him into mashed potatoes.

@Mask_de_SMITH I couldn't get past the part where he talks about raising his YouTube channel back to prominence. That idea is the only thing in the DSP universe as laughable as the idea of him quitting gacha.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
"How the fuck did Deathloop win best narrative?!"
"Oh Guardians of the Galaxy won best narrative?"
"Chat what did Deathloop win?"
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Phil does this with everyone. He jumps to conclusions before he even knows the full story.

That did hurt my brain though, as it proved he didn't look shit up at all before having a "take" on it.
 
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