US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Apparently he is set to appear on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

Is joe usually up that late?

>"And now here's our special gest, President Joe Biden"
>music plays, doesn't show up
>Awkward reaction from Jimmy
>"*clears throat* eh, heheh, and now, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN!"
>Joe finally appears, walks around like he has no idea where he's going or what he's doing there*
>Jimmy asks Biden some questions, Biden answers
>He brings on the next guest to sit with Biden
>Jimmy focuses on next guest
>Jimmy then turns to Biden to get his opinion
>Biden is out like a light
>Guest goes "What's that smell?" until both guest and Jimmy realize Biden shat himself
"Jimmy: "We'll be right back!"

 

[Ponzo]

Not really news but i found it wholesome

 

[Blake Chortles]

Is joe usually up that late?

I’d be genuinely surprised if its live

 

[ChefKiss]

clearly 4d chess, Biden is surrendering to every single country so they can all fight each other over who gets America

 

[Iceland Heavy]

clearly 4d chess, Biden is surrendering to every single country so they can all fight each other over who gets America

And people were worrying about dying for globohomo when Biden is following the proud Obama tradition of shitting his pants and doing nothing when faced with a threat he can't just lob a drone strike in the general direction of and then continue to ignore.

 

[The Nothingness]

Not really news but i found it wholesome

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*Sees the account is Nick Di Paolo*

Maybe he'll bring that up on his podcast next week

 

[MrJokerRager]

As much as Biden is hated, Oregon will never go Red again until we do away with mail in voting. We're a 100% vote by mail state, there are no physical polling locations to vote.
Look at the State's voting record for Presidents throughout history:
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Mostly Red with some Blue years scattered in. However starting in the late 80's we've only ever been a Blue state, I wonder what could've happened?
Well now, would you look at this handy dandy list:
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Really makes you doesn't it?

Republicans are cuckolds that pissed away the state like everything else. I guess Republicans thought by fucking over workers, they make everything go through mail and it bit them in the ass hard.

Oregon is filled with too many whiteoids is probably the problem. The whitest states in the union all vote Democrat weirdly enough.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Oregon is filled with too many whiteoids is probably the problem.

Not with the rate they were bussing in illegals to work at Harry & David and other companies, as well as the fucking FLOOD of Cali Faggots that infested the entire I-5 corridor.

It only took like 3 years for some communities to go from majorly white to more or less Mexican.

Not the rich areas. No, those stayed white and mysteriously started having private security everywhere.

Fucking ASHLAND had 3 security companies at one time and still were overloaded with the amount of people that wanted private security. From business, to property, to personal.

Oh, and don't forget the whole "Well, I don't benefit from schools or cops or fire departments, so I don't want to pay property taxes any more on my $5 million home..." So one county would rely on getting all of their emergency services from other counties.

It USED to be Oregon was vets, survivalists, potato farmers, loggers, meth cookers, and bikers.

Now it's Mexicans, Antifa, faggots, meth cookers, and potato farmers.

 

[Standardized Profile]

If they think they're having fun with omicron wait till the mutations continue and it becomes more than just a mild batch of flu symptoms.
It really is predictable and it's disappointing so many people I would have, prior to 2015 or so, considered intelligent, believe otherwise. Selective pressures drive evolution. The vaccine* is a selective pressure against COVID and the mutations that result from COVID getting past whatever supposed protections the jab gives will have the potential to be significantly more harmful than otherwise.
And of course they'll blame the unvaccinated, because they have to, that's the control group making them all look like morons for putting their full faith in an unfinished sloppy "vax" to combat a weaponized chink virus

By this logic, natural immunity is also a selective pressure for a variant that can escape immunity and be significantly more harmful. Even antivirals can select a drug-resistant strain of a virus. But you are overlooking the natural pressure to select a less harmful variant rather than one that is more harmful. This doesn't always occur, but it seems to hold true in the long run, lest a disease extirpate its host population.

And yes, there's good reason to believe the unvaccinated are to blame. Vaccination reduces the number of virions that are produced, which means there are fewer variants for natural selection to act on and fewer copies of those variants will be transmitted to others (possibly none at all). Failure to vaccinate allows many more copies of a virus to be made. More copies of a virus means some will eventually be more fit than their ancestors. This is why, for example, acquired drug resistance occurs among HIV patients who are inconsistent in taking their medications; replication of the virus is not adequately suppressed, and a mutation slips through that is resistant to the drug. Though it's also possible the omicron variant arose in an immunocompromised person or an animal.

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/i/events/1469100675631968256

 

[soy_king]

AAAAAAAAND in light of ANOTHER SOLID piece of evidence, I'll go on Youtube later where Youtubers like Ragical and Schroedingers Cat and penguinz0 will post ANOTHER "Covid Karen" or "Anti Masker" Video while smugly going: "Oh, WAOWWW, lookit da Karen dum dum dummy Trump supporter pitching a fiiiit over da vaccine or da maaaaask! Whadda Karrennn!"

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

fuckin Charlie, what a disappointment

 

[X Prime]

I was wondering what that bell-like sound was and what that wall of text was about. Standardized Pavlov at it again.

Ease up on the botnet scanning this thread for the word COVID or something. I can't imagine Pfizer is paying that well.

 

[Constellationzero]

>"And now here's our special gest, President Joe Biden"
>music plays, doesn't show up
>Awkward reaction from Jimmy
>"*clears throat* eh, heheh, and now, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN!"
>Joe finally appears, walks around like he has no idea where he's going or what he's doing there*
>Jimmy asks Biden some questions, Biden answers
>He brings on the next guest to sit with Biden
>Jimmy focuses on next guest
>Jimmy then turns to Biden to get his opinion
>Biden is out like a light
>Guest goes "What's that smell?" until both guest and Jimmy realize Biden shat himself
"Jimmy: "We'll be right back!"

GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER -- My 81 year old dad said so.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I seriously need someone to explain to me how on tonight, with even the worst approval ratings that Joe Biden and his administration has received, why are him and his team doing an interview with Jimmy Fallon???

A video call interview, no less?

Spoiler

Granted, I already know the answer to the obvious, but this is going to make Fallon’s love for the disgraced Andrew Cuomo look like child’s play in comparison.

 

[mold]

≥375+, but <400? Just a casual landslide, brah.

All I need to see is a Newsom v. Trump map for maximum hopium. Where's the Biden v. Trump rematch map?

they can't run Newson, he's too dirty

same reason we don't have President Pelosi

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

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I seriously need someone to explain to me how on tonight, with even the worst approval ratings that Joe Biden and his administration has received, why are him and his team doing an interview with Jimmy Fallon???

A video call interview, no less?

Spoiler

Granted, I already know the answer to the obvious, but this is going to make Fallon’s love for the disgraced Andrew Cuomo look like child’s play in comparison.

Ah yes, just what they need to charm Hispanic men, Independents, and Third-Party voters back to the ranch:

Scripted "live" shows only neoliberal/neocon urbanites actually care about.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Who the hell watches late comedy on broadcast TV in 2021?

 

[Oats12345]

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I seriously need someone to explain to me how on tonight, with even the worst approval ratings that Joe Biden and his administration has received, why are him and his team doing an interview with Jimmy Fallon???

A video call interview, no less?

Spoiler

Granted, I already know the answer to the obvious, but this is going to make Fallon’s love for the disgraced Andrew Cuomo look like child’s play in comparison.

This is ment to win over doubters? So they really are that desperate?

 

[wopirish]

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I seriously need someone to explain to me how on tonight, with even the worst approval ratings that Joe Biden and his administration has received, why are him and his team doing an interview with Jimmy Fallon???

A video call interview, no less?

Spoiler

Granted, I already know the answer to the obvious, but this is going to make Fallon’s love for the disgraced Andrew Cuomo look like child’s play in comparison.

Hate to break it to Joe Biden's team, but the people who watch Fallon are the people who vote blue no matter who anyways. This is the equivalent of screaming into an empty tin can labeled Pravda. Jesus christ, who aside from boomers and trannies does Biden have on his staff making these braindead decisions?

 

[CrippleThreat]

This is ment to win over doubters? So they really are that desperate?

The admin needs to just make Biden do a "malaise speech" at this point.

It's reverse Trump at this point; unlike his immense faith and good hope that America will always succeed in the worst of times, Biden's puppeteers (thus, B-man himself) think they can always handle anything and everything.

And if they face setbacks, they get bolder and bolder because that's not supposed to happen. Same thing with their media goons:

Trash economy? It's good. We swear it's good. Fuck you, it's good. Stop saying it's bad!

Inflation? It's fine. Really, it is. Fuck off, it's your fault anyway. Just afford shit already, and stop!