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First time posting. I have been following this thread and similar threads for a few months. Today I saw this post and it would be a crime to not post this. It's peak plebbit wiccan lunacy. I hope you all have the same horrific reaction I had when reading this. Have a good day!

 
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See, first thing you need to know is that there's a theory that UFOs aren't physical, and that they're a psychic phenomenon that has accompanied humans throughout the ages that takes the form of whatever is in the popular conciousness.
Was aliens shit popular before UFO sightings started? I always assumed that aliens got into pop culture due to UFOs.
 
Wait but how can they do magic anymore if they don't have period blood to smear on things?
Urine? cutting themselfs? spit? the possibilities are endless. Somehow, someway they will find something worse then period blood.

On a serious note. This is the logical conclusion of the wiccan cult. When you worship the self. You worship fragmentation and death. They are atomised individuals with no deep bonds to other people and to higher structurs or ideas and dear I say a God, that holds them together. There whole "religion" is a joke. A religion (latin: Religare, to bind) is something that brings people together into a community under a principle beyond that community. Wiccans look at nothing beyond themselfs. It's always "me me me" and they are never willing to sacrifice for someone or something else. To raise children you need to make sacrifices. You can't only think about yourself. So It's not a stretch that they start sterilisng themselfs to make certain that they never have to do this (giving up consoom time to care for those annoying and time wasting children). It's the same case with pollyfags, troons, abortion, etc. it's all the worship of the self and of death. This is why I'm horrified, but not suprised that this is happening.
 
First time posting. I have been following this thread and similar threads for a few months. Today I saw this post and it would be a crime to not post this. It's peak plebbit wiccan lunacy. I hope you all have the same horrific reaction I had when reading this. Have a good day!

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I just now noticed this, what a dumb rule.
 
First time posting. I have been following this thread and similar threads for a few months. Today I saw this post and it would be a crime to not post this. It's peak plebbit wiccan lunacy. I hope you all have the same horrific reaction I had when reading this. Have a good day!

I don't use reddit, but when I viewed this, I got a recommendation for r/Bible (or something like that), and the first post that popped up said something like, "Do you ever read proverbs, and think "Oh so this is why my life's a wreck'". Lot more fun and humility from that ten seconds than I've seen in any of these witchy groups.

Anyway, unfortunately for the lovely witch that got their tubes taken out, the eccentric/witch aunt, tends to be one of the shittier relatives to get a visit from, short of maybe your bad touch uncle. I have an Aunt who was real into new age stuff, wound up in a UFO cult and basically cut ties with the whole family. You aren't zany and fun, you're just a narcissist.
 
Urine? cutting themselfs? spit? the possibilities are endless. Somehow, someway they will find something worse then period blood.

On a serious note. This is the logical conclusion of the wiccan cult. When you worship the self. You worship fragmentation and death. They are atomised individuals with no deep bonds to other people and to higher structurs or ideas and dear I say a God, that holds them together. There whole "religion" is a joke. A religion (latin: Religare, to bind) is something that brings people together into a community under a principle beyond that community. Wiccans look at nothing beyond themselfs. It's always "me me me" and they are never willing to sacrifice for someone or something else. To raise children you need to make sacrifices. You can't only think about yourself. So It's not a stretch that they start sterilisng themselfs to make certain that they never have to do this (giving up consoom time to care for those annoying and time wasting children). It's the same case with pollyfags, troons, abortion, etc. it's all the worship of the self and of death. This is why I'm horrified, but not suprised that this is happening.
I don't think getting sterilized is a bad thing if you don't want kids. That said, I'll still judge the shit out of someone who does it for the sake of Funkos.

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Urine? cutting themselfs? spit? the possibilities are endless. Somehow, someway they will find something worse then period blood.

On a serious note. This is the logical conclusion of the wiccan cult. When you worship the self. You worship fragmentation and death. They are atomised individuals with no deep bonds to other people and to higher structurs or ideas and dear I say a God, that holds them together. There whole "religion" is a joke. A religion (latin: Religare, to bind) is something that brings people together into a community under a principle beyond that community. Wiccans look at nothing beyond themselfs. It's always "me me me" and they are never willing to sacrifice for someone or something else. To raise children you need to make sacrifices. You can't only think about yourself. So It's not a stretch that they start sterilisng themselfs to make certain that they never have to do this (giving up consoom time to care for those annoying and time wasting children). It's the same case with pollyfags, troons, abortion, etc. it's all the worship of the self and of death. This is why I'm horrified, but not suprised that this is happening.
I admit that I'm just dabbling into Paganism and Wiccan spiritualities, but what if what you're describing is what most modern adherents follow, then WHAT THE FUCK.

The whole point that I gathered from the books I read (written in the 70s and 80s) was about observance and respect for the cycles of nature, life and death. Acknowledging the roles of men and women in that cycle. Spending time to observe and meditate on the seasons, appreciating nature. Being in a community that supports each other and takes part in these observances. "Magic" and shit is just rituals, meditation etc...

I'm really glad that I never went full-in into this stuff. If it's become what this thread has shown... I'm seriously grossed out...but not surprised, really. I can't see the idea of the "sacred feminine and sacred masculine" being OK in current year, when it's all about neutering and destroying ourselves into sexless blob-mockeries of nature.
 
I wonder if this is why they like their ~Cottage core~ shit so much? It's like the soft feminine version of radical individualism.
I'd argue its actually almost the opposite. Whenever I've seen Cottage core shit, its the very idealized notion of living off on your own in the country. At least concepts like rugged individualism usually accept that you're in for a challenge, but you're choosing it because you believe yourself capable. Cottage core is just saying that you really want a vacation in a rural area instead of the beach.
 
I wonder if this is why they like their ~Cottage core~ shit so much? It's like the soft feminine version of radical individualism.
I'd argue its actually almost the opposite. Whenever I've seen Cottage core shit, its the very idealized notion of living off on your own in the country. At least concepts like rugged individualism usually accept that you're in for a challenge, but you're choosing it because you believe yourself capable. Cottage core is just saying that you really want a vacation in a rural area instead of the beach.
 
I admit that I'm just dabbling into Paganism and Wiccan spiritualities, but what if what you're describing is what most modern adherents follow, then WHAT THE FUCK.

The whole point that I gathered from the books I read (written in the 70s and 80s) was about observance and respect for the cycles of nature, life and death. Acknowledging the roles of men and women in that cycle. Spending time to observe and meditate on the seasons, appreciating nature. Being in a community that supports each other and takes part in these observances. "Magic" and shit is just rituals, meditation etc...

I'm really glad that I never went full-in into this stuff. If it's become what this thread has shown... I'm seriously grossed out...but not surprised, really. I can't see the idea of the "sacred feminine and sacred masculine" being OK in current year, when it's all about neutering and destroying ourselves into sexless blob-mockeries of nature.

People get into Paganism/Wicca/whatever else for different reasons. Some think that world is run by evil patriarchy so obviously you have to be witch to stick it to the man. And if you subscribe to that then you very likely subscribe to bunch of other retarded ideas like anti-natalism. And as we all know by now, significant number of such retards can derail any movement.

Edit: only now noticed that the reddit is called "WitchesVsPatriarchy"... I mean, what else can you expect from such people?
 
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Edit: only now noticed that the reddit is called "WitchesVsPatriarchy"... I mean, what else can you expect from such people?
Yeah, it makes sense in retrospect.

I got interested in Wicca, Paganism and Heathenism from an angle of trying to connect with the past. In light of all the hysteria around cultural appropriation and "white people: stay in your lane", I kind of wanted to learn more about the nebulous spiritualities MY northern European ancestors (pre-Christianity). There's little concrete to work from, other than learning the Old Norse stuff like the language, runes and Eddas.

I admit that the subject fascinates me a hell of a lot, especially because as I get older I'm learning to appreciate life a bit more (as I lurch closer and closer to old age, disease, pain and death). So trying to "stop and smell the roses" in a personal way. Nature is a frightening, uncaring force that will infest you with parasites and devour your children, so there's a weird respect in acknowledging one's place in it, whether you believe in Heaven or not. What happens after is of no consequence: the Here and Now is what matters (do unto others etc...).

But, just like any other sub-culture nowadays, it's poisoned by toxic, malignant narcissists and bullies. I'm glad that I stayed away from those people.
 
But there's a backstory and now I need to burden you all with the knowledge thereof.
See, first thing you need to know is that there's a theory that UFOs aren't physical, and that they're a psychic phenomenon that has accompanied humans throughout the ages that takes the form of whatever is in the popular conciousness. That's why we used to see demons and shit, and now it's aliens.
This is the "Interdimensional hypothesis" as opposed to the "extraterrestrial hypothesis" with which most people are already familiar.
Even if you think demons are about as real as unicorns, you have to admit that the fact a guy who did everything he could to summon a demon and said it looked like a stereotypical picture of an alien is kind of creepy.
I've heard the skeptic community make this claim, too. Well, more or less; they don't claim that aliens and demons are real and also the same, but some of them do claim that whatever gives rise to the "alien abduction" phenomenon also gave rise to the "I saw a demon/ I saw a fairy" phenomenon of Ye Olden Days. I want to say there were even some scientific studies which found, under the right set of circumstances, evidence for the existence of at least some form of psychological propensity towards nutjobs 'seeing' big-headed creatures. It's been ages since I read any Skeptic™ literature on the subject, so don't quote me on that. But I know at least some people in the scientific community have drawn the same aliens=demons=elves connection; the difference being, these skeptics interpret such creatures as a product of hallucinations, rather than as actual beings that literally exist.

Cottage core is just saying that you really want a vacation in a rural area instead of the beach.
There's actually a lot of historical precedent for that. Thoreau, for example, is often held up as one of the great luminaries of the American Transcendental Movement (basically the 19th century version of Rugged Individualism/ Cottage Core). What a lot of people don't realize is that the iconic Walden Pond - his remote sanctuary away from the modern world - was actually just outside Thoreau's hometown, little more than a mile away from his normal house. The cottage at Walden Pond was owned by Ralph Waldo Emerson's family, and Thoreau was able to walk to get groceries and newspapers from downtown Concord every week. He also displayed the classic hipster condescension towards actual backwoods, blue collar folk, that you see from many Cottage Corers (like towards the woodcutter guy, whom some argue that Thoreau - again in classic Cottage Core fashion - wanted to gay-fuck).

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Yeah, it makes sense in retrospect.

I got interested in Wicca, Paganism and Heathenism from an angle of trying to connect with the past. In light of all the hysteria around cultural appropriation and "white people: stay in your lane", I kind of wanted to learn more about the nebulous spiritualities MY northern European ancestors (pre-Christianity). There's little concrete to work from, other than learning the Old Norse stuff like the language, runes and Eddas.

I admit that the subject fascinates me a hell of a lot, especially because as I get older I'm learning to appreciate life a bit more (as I lurch closer and closer to old age, disease, pain and death). So trying to "stop and smell the roses" in a personal way. Nature is a frightening, uncaring force that will infest you with parasites and devour your children, so there's a weird respect in acknowledging one's place in it, whether you believe in Heaven or not. What happens after is of no consequence: the Here and Now is what matters (do unto others etc...).

But, just like any other sub-culture nowadays, it's poisoned by toxic, malignant narcissists and bullies. I'm glad that I stayed away from those people.
I've mentioned this guy in other threads, but if you're interested in reconnecting with northern European myths and spirituality, I'd heartily recommend Jackson Crawford. He's a published academic, and one of the world's leading experts on Old Norse language and myth. He's also got a Youtube channel! Where he uploads videos! Hundreds of them, for free.

He's not a spiritualist. But he has done interviews and collaborations with people connected with Asatru etc., if that's your sort of thing. And as he is a serious academic, he's usually quite careful to point out what we have evidence for, and what we don't; what is speculation, and what the counter-arguments are, etc.

He's the perfect starting point, if this is your thing. And if you ever wanted to take it deeper, his community can certainly put you in touch with more resources.
 
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Astrology people are so dumb.




Yeah, I'm sure men are just jumping at the chance to sign up to an astrology-based dating app.
 
There's actually a lot of historical precedent for that. Thoreau, for example, is often held up as one of the great luminaries of the American Transcendental Movement (basically the 19th century version of Rugged Individualism/ Cottage Core). What a lot of people don't realize is that the iconic Walden Pond - his remote sanctuary away from the modern world - was actually just outside Thoreau's hometown, little more than a mile away from his normal house. The cottage at Walden Pond was owned by Ralph Waldo Emerson's family, and Thoreau was able to walk to get groceries and newspapers from downtown Concord every week. He also displayed the classic hipster condescension towards actual backwoods, blue collar folk, that you see from many Cottage Corers (like towards the woodcutter guy, whom some argue that Thoreau - again in classic Cottage Core fashion - wanted to gay-fuck).
Can't quote, but you're spot-on for Thoreau's proto-hipsterdom. I've even heard unconfirmed allegations that he'd have his mother come up and do his laundry while he was piddling away at Walden Pond.

Thoreau wasn't even the first; before him there was Rousseau and before that the French and English pastoralist movements. I don't have the historical data to back it up, but it seems to me that every time urban economic growth gets a bit stagnant, there's a movement of upper-middle class urbanites to the countryside. This usually lasts a generation or so before the urban economy picks back up and the cottage corers back it in to go back to living in a smelly 4th floor apartment in a building with no elevator. Because I guess once that's how you were raised, living without Starbucks (or the historical equivalent) just isn't worth it.
 
If any of you have seen the comedian Ryan Long, him and his cohost briefly brought up "The Witch" community on their podcast.


Starts at 1:12:00. Best comment though was just, "Can we burn them yet?"
 
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