Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

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OK, time for commentary:

-“Thickums” again.

-She thinks she’s the first person to do a plus-size haul with this brand and one quick Google search showed at least four more. sO tYpE a, mUcH hArD wOrK!

-The opening of the package was so embarrassing. Dumping out the bag like a five-year-old and trying to make it sexy — I don’t even have words. She’s definitely drunk. It also felt a little like she took it personally when she read the sticker that said “Drink your emotions.” I saw the slightest hint of sadness and self-realization there.

-Oh my god, the posing. THE POSING. She added a couple new ones to her repertoire this time, including “sizzle-touch-I’m hot-followed-by-a-fake-throwing-head-back-laugh” and this weird cutesy shriek that I expect she thinks is very Carrie Bradshaw. Spoiler alert: it’s not.

-The “delicious” green and pink monstrosity looks like a unicorn planet exploded.

-Her description of being a grandma is “buying prunes and talking about what I’m going to eat that day.” All about food. There are a million different other things she could have said that made more sense, but old ladies talk about food all day in Anna’s world.

-I’ve never seen anyone get so excited about sweater vests.

-She is so, so, so hammered. And she’s constantly laughing at her own stupid antics. Also, at the end she says the last item is the only one she clearly remembers ordering. So drunk then, too.

-Is she trying to flirt with John or appeal to the creepers she says she hates? She keeps referencing sexual innuendo (awkwardly, of course). In this video she mentions being submissive, does a cat rawr, and references her “crown jewels.” This seems to be another hallmark of Drunk Anna and I can see how she probably terrorized the Sprinklr office get-togethers with her own weird sexual comments and turned them around into harassment accusations.

-Conclusion: She continues to spiral.

 

[GenociderSyo]

This will definitely be deleted:

She promises us more hauls...all the hauls...never ending hauls...so get ready for the month of sausage casings!

She finds there tagline "Glad to see you. We know you've been expecting us" to be a creepy stalker vibe. She also states that she has on multiple occasions cut the clothing she received by just jamming her scissors into the bag to open it.

All items are 4x and all items had their own personal size charts. Also, her knees are getting fatter:

Total $211

Look 1 $24

Cider Curve&Plus Check Pattern Tie Front Blouse $24

Look 2 $32

Cider Caught In The Tide Knit Curve&Plus Maxi Dress $32

Look 3 $26
The gymnastics to try to her hand in the itty pockets was amusing.

Cider Curve&Plus 3D Floral Knitted Vest $26

Look 4 $35
It has drop shoulders and she finds them uncomfortable because she has "such narrow shoulders" She blames the clothes for the stripes showing through and not her massive weight stretching it.

Cider Curve&Plus Orange Pattern Sweater $35

Look 5 $28
Too get this on she said i twould take "Crisco and a prayer."

Cider Curve&Plus Slit Bodycon Knitted Dress $28

Look 6 $26
She states its purposefully cropped its not it just does not fit over her gut.

Cider Curve&Plus Heart Pattern Knitted Vest $26

Look 7 $24
If she read the name she would have realized this was a skater dress. Also must say this model has resting bitch face down. The print also does wonders to showcase every bulge.

Cider Curve&Plus All Over Print Collar Mini Dress $24

Look 8 $16

Cider It's Time to Dance Curve&Plus Tank Top $16

This sums up the haul:

 

[8008135]

This sums up the haul:

 

[Uncanny Valley]

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She somehow went from adult toddler to grandma without a single instance of sex or male attention. Well done, Anna, truly.
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She is also clearly pissed out of her face again. Right between feeling good/jolly and fully slurring her words and crying over the state of her life.

What a lovely tHiCcUmS...

 

[JambledUpWords]

What a lovely tHiCcUmS...

She always seems to say these days that the way some brands do plus size is wrong, but has Anna ever considered that she’s much larger than she thinks she is and is not a 4X to begin with? She’s like Amberlynn where she’ll wear a 6X dress as a shirt and say it “fits”, while being in denial that she’s probably a 8X or 9X at this point.

As a side note, this is actually thick:

Anna is just a landwhale. I always cringe when she says she’s “thick”

 

[Haesindang Park]

This will definitely be deleted:
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She promises us more hauls...all the hauls...never ending hauls...so get ready for the month of sausage casings!
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She finds there tagline "Glad to see you. We know you've been expecting us" to be a creepy stalker vibe. She also states that she has on multiple occasions cut the clothing she received by just jamming her scissors into the bag to open it.

All items are 4x and all items had their own personal size charts. Also, her knees are getting fatter:
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Total $211

Look 1 $24
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Cider Curve&Plus Check Pattern Tie Front Blouse $24

Look 2 $32
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Cider Caught In The Tide Knit Curve&Plus Maxi Dress $32

Look 3 $26
The gymnastics to try to her hand in the itty pockets was amusing.
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Cider Curve&Plus 3D Floral Knitted Vest $26

Look 4 $35
It has drop shoulders and she finds them uncomfortable because she has "such narrow shoulders" She blames the clothes for the stripes showing through and not her massive weight stretching it.
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Cider Curve&Plus Orange Pattern Sweater $35

Look 5 $28
Too get this on she said i twould take "Crisco and a prayer."
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Cider Curve&Plus Slit Bodycon Knitted Dress $28

Look 6 $26
She states its purposefully cropped its not it just does not fit over her gut.
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Cider Curve&Plus Heart Pattern Knitted Vest $26

Look 7 $24
If she read the name she would have realized this was a skater dress. Also must say this model has resting bitch face down. The print also does wonders to showcase every bulge.
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Cider Curve&Plus All Over Print Collar Mini Dress $24

Look 8 $16
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Cider It's Time to Dance Curve&Plus Tank Top $16

This sums up the haul:
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Cheap low quality outfits. And oh god her knees are developing mouths facing towards each other. Its like the knees are sharing their last conversation to each other before they finally give out under Anna's weight.

 

[Barbarella]

If Anna sees anything titled body on, it should be an automaric skip.

Girl need a 5 or 6x at this point.

I thought some of those were cute on the models. Not on Anna who was super drunk.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If Anna sees anything titled body on, it should be an automaric skip.

Girl need a 5 or 6x at this point.

I thought some of those were cute on the models. Not on Anna who was super drunk.

Contrary to what Anna thinks, the reason why she doesn’t think she could “get it” in a polo dress isn’t because of the dress itself, but the body inside it. I think a polo dress can look sexy on someone that isn’t a landwhale

Obviously this is posed to deliberately show off curves, but my point still stands that if you’re not a landwhale and have the body type for it, you can definitely “get it” in a polo dress. Anna needs to realize one day that it isn’t the clothes making her look bad, but her body. Some clothes she chooses would look ugly even on a thinner person, but I think quite a few clothes she has would look decent on someone not the size of a house.

 

[bloomingcactus]

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I hate her, like really really despise her. Cider is a good brand. They are affordable but that doesn't make them trash. I barely made it through that video. I hate that she uses her DEFORMED body to critique clothes. I hate that others listen to her about clothes. I hate how she treats her dog. I hate her facial gestures. I hate her laugh. I hate how she thinks she's all that.

I hope behind closed doors she's a miserable crying mess, but not next to Data because that would stress him out.

I'll take my hats now.

Edit to add that I think she's getting shit from her YouTube audience because she doesn't put any effort or care into her channel anymore. She only cares about TikTok. Hence the "you asked for hauls" comment.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Uncanny Valley]

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Anna's dumb POINT! and childlike twirl in every video irritates me.

 

[Hot Goss]

I hate her, like really really despise her. Cider is a good brand. They are affordable but that doesn't make them trash. I barely made it through that video. I hate that she uses her DEFORMED body to critique clothes. I hate that others listen to her about clothes. I hate how she treats her dog. I hate her facial gestures. I hate her laugh. I hate how she thinks she's all that.

I hope behind closed doors she's a miserable crying mess, but not next to Data because that would stress him out.

I'll take my hats now.

Edit to add that I think she's getting shit from her YouTube audience because she doesn't put any effort or care into her channel anymore. She only cares about TikTok. Hence the "you asked for hauls" comment.

I hate her toxic happiness. When she smiles really wide, to prove she is super happy, the anger just seethes out.
I checked out the website for Cider, and all of the clothes are way to young for her.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I hate her toxic happiness. When she smiles really wide, to prove she is super happy, the anger just seethes out.
I checked out the website for Cider, and all of the clothes are way to young for her.

That's not happiness. She's just experiencing a rush from instant gratification. Happiness is the feeling that you achieved something or accomplished a goal, even as something as small as working for money. Happiness is also the feeling that you're able to share something with others because you have something to contribute to society and want to celebrate your life. Happiness is something achieved after effort. When it comes to fashion tastes, in my opinion, it's being able to buy an entire quality outfit, something like a mall brand at least, or something badass off the internet to show off in over and over again without bring bored of it as long you take care of them. Anna is only "happy" from whatever gives her instant gratification at the moment and not what gives long term happiness. Nobody looks at her in public and instantly compliments her looks first and ask where she got her clothes from. Therefore Anna was never happy in the first place, she's just filling a void to make up for her lack of real friends and success.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Her latest haul was deeply shocking. A twisted visual nightmare. The sheer affront of her physicality, the stetched out, warped and bizarre proportions of the wreck of her body is more disturbing to me than any horror movie. Every week Anna looks more extreme, and with her increasingly morbid appearance her faux jollity makes her videos even darker. I felt a genuine sense of revulsion and despair watching this latest haul, she is profoundly depressing and sinister to me.

In every video there is a stumble or wobbly moment where she loses her balance and has to correct herself whilst still beaming at the camera to keep up the illusion that this is all okay. I've noticed this more recently as her weight balloons and her legs buckle under the terrific responsibility of supporting her. Bed-ridden Anna can only be months away, either that or a massive heart attack or stroke. There is no way that her body can sustain this full-on abuse for much longer.

I was thinking about some of the previous comments about her being drunk on camera and what the aftermath of her drinking binges look like - the epic Deliveroo orders, stuffing herself with high calorie comfort food for hours until she can face her next alcoholic drink and making another video. Just a horrible, pitiful, and wasteful cycle of shame.

She really is an absolute disgrace. Her family must be worried sick about her.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[JambledUpWords]

That pink/green dress she wore from Cider is one clothing item that I don’t think even a normal sized person can make look good. It’s a color scheme and print that even a model like Cindy Crawford in her prime couldn’t make look good. The general cut is fine, but that is one of the ugliest color schemes and prints I’ve seen her wear in a long time.

 

[Constellationzero]

Anna's dumb POINT! and childlike twirl in every video irritates me.

Sally Shine Shoggoth is a very bad look for her. There ain't enough words in the Thesaurus under "shit" and "gross" and "stench" to describe this last haul.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Sally Shine Shoggoth is a very bad look for her. There ain't enough words in the Thesaurus under "shit" and "gross" and "stench" to describe this last haul.

Exactly! And she has no taste in fashion. Look at the fashion models from Express. They look like they're enjoying time off after work at least. The clothes from Express are unique but not loud. They are enough to prove quality and look good on actual people, not goddamn fat fucks like Anna.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Exactly! And she has no taste in fashion. Look at the fashion models from Express. They look like they're enjoying time off after work at least. The clothes from Express are unique but not loud. They are enough to prove quality and look good on actual people, not goddamn fat fucks like Anna.

Anna has the body type where she can make a $500+ evening dress from a well respected brand look like it came off of a $20 or less clearance rack at Walmart. If I owned a clothing store that did plus sizes, I’d specifically tell Anna she can’t get paid to do a try-on haul from my brand because she’d do the opposite of making the clothes look appealing.

 

[NoReturn]

If I owned a clothing store that did plus sizes, I’d specifically tell Anna she can’t get paid to do a try-on haul from my brand because she’d do the opposite of making the clothes look appealing.

I have a personal theory that this is the real reason for why Fabletics does use fatties for marketing; its not to show style, but durability.