DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I do wonder what Phil will do once Scopely decides to sunset the game. No doubt he'll be absolutely devastated. But on a more serious note, it won't ever occur to him just how much money he's sunk into this game, and for what?

Move on to the next game. He did it with Supercard and many others. It's not about the actual game, it's about the rush of spending money and knowing you're better than the proletariat.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Thanks for the donation, dummy!

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Rage quit PS5 so that he can run away from Gojitenks and Jose

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He can barely play Street Fighter on a RAPS4 arcade stick, where he has a clear advantage.

As soon as he jumps on the XBOX controller he's going to complain how there's lag in the controller, then how the buttons are weird, and that he can't do fireball motions, et cetera, et-fucking-cetera.

You can read this fucker's upcoming excuses like a phonebook.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Yeah that is the main thing I always end up thinking. $40,000+ USD and absolutely nothing to show for it. He could have taken his wife on her dream vacation to Japan 3 times over with that money.

He'd be pissed off, but inevitably memoryhole and move on to whatever next Man Child IP mobile game is currently top 20 in the Google/App Store.

Such is the power of gin-dementia.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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30 dollar well spent without doing any researches, I'm sure Jaxx Raxor would be willing to buy the game and test for him, but nope

 

[Need Help With Tips]

DSP is so boring that he has to make "playing the same game as I play every week, BUT ON XBOX NOT PLAYSTATION" into a big deal
How about playing a new fucking fighting game? He calls the streams "Friday night fights" but is afraid to play anything that isn't SF2.

 

[RADRAD]

What do you mean less people play fighting games on Xbox Series?

How the fuck was I supposed to fucking know that!?

 

[Sup3r]

DSP is so boring that he has to make "playing the same game as I play every week, BUT ON XBOX NOT PLAYSTATION" into a big deal
How about playing a new fucking fighting game? He calls the streams "Friday night fights" but is afraid to play anything that isn't SF2.

And he's become too afraid to play it on PlayStation. He's so scared he's moved to a ghost town to avoid certain players.

 

[Kheapathic]

I never thought I'd hear Phil bitch about a console not letting you bind three buttons to a single input. Hardcore SF2 Arcade player Phil, is mad about a console quality of life change that he can't handle... while playing on an arcade stick.

You're admitting you're not as good as you like to think you are Phil. You have three buttons and 5 fingers, figure it the fuck out.

Edit: Okay, he's not using his arcade stick since he's on the xbox, but point stands. Adapt and overcome, I'm pretty sure one of his OG SF friends from the East Coast sells a shirt that says something about that.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Footage of Phil dodging Gojitenks by hopping on XBOX

 

[Sup3r]

I never thought I'd hear Phil bitch about a console not letting you bind three buttons to a single input. Hardcore SF2 Arcade player Phil, is mad about a console quality of life change that he can't handle... while playing on an arcade stick.

You're admitting you're not as good as you like to think you are Phil. You have three buttons and 5 fingers, figure it the fuck out.

Edit: Okay, he's not using his arcade stick since he's on the xbox, but point stands. Adapt and overcome, I'm pretty sure one of his OG SF friends from the East Coast sells a shirt that says something about that.

Phil is supposed to know this game inside and out, he can easily avoid the characters that need him to press 3 buttons with. Hell, his (supposed) main Deejay doesn't.

 

[PyroAlert]

I believe the reason you cannot map 3 punches on a button because you couldn’t do that in the arcades and these games were supposed to be direct imports from arcade cartridges.

Also, Phil listed off about 7 complaints about playing on Xbox and maybe 2 pros to leaving PlayStation. How is that a good trade? This is more evidence of Phil being scammed by predatory credit cards and mobile games if he is willing to take so many negatives just to get one positive.

It is beyond rational thought.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Also, Phil listed off about 7 complaints about playing on Xbox and maybe 2 pros to leaving PlayStation. How is that a good trade? This is more evidence of Phil being scammed by predatory credit cards and mobile games if he is willing to take so many negatives just to get one positive.

It is beyond rational thought.

Phil acts entirely on impulse. The reasonings he gives for what he does are often excuses and rarely matter. That's why he's so two-faced.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I believe the reason you cannot map 3 punches on a button because you couldn’t do that in the arcades and these games were supposed to be direct imports from arcade cartridges.

Also, Phil listed off about 7 complaints about playing on Xbox and maybe 2 pros to leaving PlayStation. How is that a good trade? This is more evidence of Phil being scammed by predatory credit cards and mobile games if he is willing to take so many negatives just to get one positive.

It is beyond rational thought.

He's trying to justify it to his paypigs, but obviously forgot you're supposed to list more positives than negatives. Not that it matters, since the dentheads will support Phil and his "thinking" regardless of rationality.

 

[Kheapathic]

I know he likes to bitch and moan about lag, but this is seriously hard to watch. If Phil had any sense (business or entertainment wise) he'd dump this shit and just play on the Playstation. If it's annoying for you, it's annoying for your audience, unless they're there to simply suffer with you.

 

[TurdFondler]

Wouldn't a custom button map be kind of in the same league as a macro button? Namely an unfair hardware advantage?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil shows how much of a pea brain he is by playing a game that appeals to those that can't be arsed to emulate and plays it on a system where most of the players who play it are on other systems. Top tier play.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I know he likes to bitch and moan about lag, but this is seriously hard to watch. If Phil had any sense (business or entertainment wise) he'd dump this shit and just play on the Playstation. If it's annoying for you, it's annoying for your audience, unless they're there to simply suffer with you.

How else is Phil going to get attention?

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

If you ever hear Phil brag about his Street Fighter career again, remember he ran away to a different platform because he was terrified of good players and he was tired of players kicking his ass.

 

[Kheapathic]

How else is Phil going to get attention?

I know it's rhetorical and we all know the answer; but break out of his flowchart playstyle, his flowchart business practices, and his flowchart lifestyle. One of the easiest things even mid-size streamers do to "interact" with their audience is go "Oh, what's that?" or something similar when something gets brought up, then finds it, watches it, and shares a moment with the audience.

As sappy as that sounds, it works. Whoever it was who brought up the Sonic 2 Trailer; "No, didn't see the first one, or the trailer." Now let's listen to him bitch about what he can't pull off due to playing with a console controller and watch a match so laggy, that even detractors can't say he's full of shit... that's fucking quality kahntent.

Edit: Hold the fuck on, did he just say he enjoys playing against Rugal Bernstein (who is Evil AJ IIRC)?