Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Zanmato]

I'm assuming Meigh reads here so I'm just gonna drop this here as a lil tip:

 

[Dirty_Fur_Burgers]

Skitzo post with horrible grammer. I apologize ahead of time to anyone who even attempts to read this. Im sorry please just let me live, you are a king or a queen, I bow my head and kiss your hand and ask the grammer gods for a break. I was raised by wolves and wolves can't read or write so you see my dilemma

If pantsu ever wants to save face, come out on top, perhaps just get even with ethan ralph for stealing the best years of her life and ruining her vagina from child birth, she is going to have to get some real dirt on ralph. lm talking a thumb drive full of secretly recorded conversations, secret recordings of ralph making fun of gator, calling Fluentes a power bottom twink, giving his real opinions on dingo, that he's stupid and 99% of the time he isnt funny at all, that his temper is way worse than his own and that he fears he beats his wife and most likely their infant children. Its gotta be juicy stuff.
I also think if she could get ralph in a dress or talking about being pegged and loving it, stuff like that if secretly recorded with a camera has real life value. I think null would be interested in exchanging chris chan silver coins, which lets be honest are practically priceless treasure at this point for such content. Perhaps his enemies would be willing to trade some ETH, We all know once they break up she will never see another dollar for her or her child. something to think about.
Someone already pointed out that once they split, ralph is going to say she has a stinky loose pussy and she probably molests their daughter. There's only one way to come out on top and that's to throw him under the bus first. I hope she knows that even if she's open to having 3sums with Alice while being pregnant, allowing ralph to bang other broads, eventually he's going to trade her in for a newer model. I hope when that day comes she hits the deadman switch and gives Ralph what he deserves. unlike you mean farmers, I think May has what it takes to pull this off and I feel like she's always deserved better than him. She always has been supportive, cooks, cleans, lies about his height, says disgusting things like he's sexy and manly and doesnt deserve to have to share her partner with stinky pussy bitches like Alice. Just like with Gator, Ralph doesn't appreciate what people have done for him and he is a one way son of a bitch!
My point being is I hope to pray this outcome into existence and one friday at 12pm est When MATI comes on, our dear leader's voice will be so gleeful and his laughter so loud, that he may even have to hold back tears when he announces that he will be playing secretly recorded videos for all of us, even though most do not deserve it. He will press play and we will hear how ethan ralph likes to wear dresses and that PPP has turned him on since the moment he saw his hairless turd cutter that faithful New Year's Eve night on stream.me.
would i be willing to marry May after her and ralph split and raise his daughter as my own? I wish I could say yes but I have a wife and son of my own. Now if his mother passes, which would mentally destroy me. Well that would make me available and then yes I would marry May and chance xandra's sur name to mine. I would add them to my will and treat them both like queens. Most importantly I would never allow Xandra to grow up to have daddy issues and end up with someone like Ethan.

My skitzo post has come to an end. I hope if you tried to read my word salad, you don't have a headache. I hope if you were able to understand a bit of what I wrote you also pray to the heaven's that May will infact be compiling a thumb drive with stuff that we can only dream about.
In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit amen.
CHRIST IS KING

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Rating myself in advance:

The haircut is shitty but still an improvement. She should definitely keep the bangs and lean into trying to look French. Wear Breton stripe shirts and skinny ballet tops with tiny cardigans over them, stovepipe white or blue jeans to hide her water-willy legs, or miniskirts over black tights to slim her corpse gams. And wash that fucking mop at least every other day; invest in some dry shampoo for the days in between. Keep skin clear, light eye makeup only, and a simple red lip. She’ll never look beautiful but she can try to look clean and well pulled together.

between that and abandoning Ralph and she'd end up with a PPP-level fanbase

 

[Zanmato]

... If pantsu ever wants to save face...

tl'dr: Pantsu, you're damn stupid if you're not already adding to an ethan ralph "blackmail" hard drive. You WILL need it - likely sooner than later.

 

[CringeMomma]

Alice actually stole the shampoo and broke the shower.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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Real telling that Ralph didn’t do the mans job of unclogging the toilet

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm assuming Meigh reads here so I'm just gonna drop this here as a lil tip:

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Blotting sheets will do as much good for her as a chocolate teapot. Bitch needs to start washing her face and hair.

Meigh, here’s some free advice:

Spoiler

Stop using shampoos for dry hair. Use something clarifying, like Frederic Fekkai apple cider vinegar shampoo. Use conditioner on ends only (and none at all on your bangs). Don’t use mousse, it will make your roots greasier faster; just use a heat protecting spray on the ends before drying. Throw some Batiste dry shampoo on the roots after you wash and dry it, before bed. Add more the next day if your roots start looking oily. But preferably wash your hair daily. Maybe cut it into a bob or Ghislaine Maxwell pixie cut before you give birth, because when you have a newborn you won’t take time from sleeping to take care of a long mop.

Wash your face morning and night. Skip the foaming shit, it’s making your acne worse. Use a sulfate-free cleanser, something like Acure Seriously Soothing Cleansing Cream. Use an oil-free serum and oil-free moisturizer. Wear mineral foundation and mineral concealer with tidy brows and a bold lip. This is a very fast routine for moms and will stop you looking like a long-haired river rat that drowned in chip fat.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Blotting sheets will do as much good for her as a chocolate teapot. Bitch needs to start washing her face and hair.

Meigh, here’s some free advice:

Spoiler

Stop using shampoos for dry hair. Use something clarifying, like Frederic Fekkai apple cider vinegar shampoo. Use conditioner on ends only (and none at all on your bangs). Don’t use mousse, it will make your roots greasier faster; just use a heat protecting spray on the ends before drying. Throw some Batiste dry shampoo on the roots after you wash and dry it, before bed. Add more the next day if your roots start looking oily. But preferably wash your hair daily. Maybe cut it into a bob or Ghislaine Maxwell pixie cut before you give birth, because when you have a newborn you won’t take time from sleeping to take care of a long mop.

Wash your face morning and night. Skip the foaming shit, it’s making your acne worse. Use a sulfate-free cleanser, something like Acure Seriously Soothing Cleansing Cream. Use an oil-free serum and oil-free moisturizer. Wear mineral foundation and mineral concealer with tidy brows and a bold lip. This is a very fast routine for moms and will stop you looking like a long-haired river rat that drowned in chip fat.

It's also a good idea to use two different kinds of shampoo and switch it up every shower or every other shower. Johnson and Johnsons Baby Shampoo is very cozy.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Blotting sheets will do as much good for her as a chocolate teapot. Bitch needs to start washing her face and hair.

Meigh, here’s some free advice:

Spoiler

Stop using shampoos for dry hair. Use something clarifying, like Frederic Fekkai apple cider vinegar shampoo. Use conditioner on ends only (and none at all on your bangs). Don’t use mousse, it will make your roots greasier faster; just use a heat protecting spray on the ends before drying. Throw some Batiste dry shampoo on the roots after you wash and dry it, before bed. Add more the next day if your roots start looking oily. But preferably wash your hair daily. Maybe cut it into a bob or Ghislaine Maxwell pixie cut before you give birth, because when you have a newborn you won’t take time from sleeping to take care of a long mop.

Wash your face morning and night. Skip the foaming shit, it’s making your acne worse. Use a sulfate-free cleanser, something like Acure Seriously Soothing Cleansing Cream. Use an oil-free serum and oil-free moisturizer. Wear mineral foundation and mineral concealer with tidy brows and a bold lip. This is a very fast routine for moms and will stop you looking like a long-haired river rat that drowned in chip fat.

Meigh that’s some good advice. Your forehead will break out a lot more now that you have bangs. Try not to touch your hair or face, and wash your pillowcases often.
You’re welcome.
It would be a nice gesture if you drop some Ralph dirt on your thread as a show of appreciation.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

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I've only rated this Islamic Content over Winner because I fully believe Ralph will fap to it.

Edit: typo

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Meigh that’s some good advice. Your forehead will break out a lot more now that you have bangs. Try not to touch your hair or face, and wash your pillowcases often.

I also strongly suggest she use a headband or a little claw clip to keep those bangs off her forehead when she’s asleep or just lounging around at home. Otherwise her forehead is going to erupt with more pustules than Spectre had at age 15.

 

[electric mouse]

I also strongly suggest she use a headband or a little claw clip to keep those bangs off her forehead when she’s asleep or just lounging around at home. Otherwise her forehead is going to erupt with more pustules than Spectre had at age 15.

And change her pillowcases weekly at minimum. (Actually, everyone should change their pillowcases weekly. More if you have poor hygiene habits or greasy hair like the Pig and Horse. Dirty pillowcases are a huge cause of breakouts!)

How much we wanna bet that Reethan and Meigh change and wash their bedsheets and pillowcases only once or twice a year, if that?

 

[#KillAllPedos]

...with one small objection. In searching for that photo, I found that Afghan Hounds are actually quite beautiful, elegant animals.

You could say the same for horses though, another animal to which Pantsu is often compared. If we’re comparing animals to animals, I suppose Afghan hound is a nice comparison. But if you’re a human, looking like an animal is generally a bad thing. With her new hair, Pantsu to me has the literal appearance of an Afghan hound, due to the combination of the prominent bangs and her long bony snout. Woof! And because Afghan hounds are regarded as one of the dumbest dogs, it’s technically correct to say she looks like a stupid bitch.

I know people here seem to be a fan of her new hair. Just my personal taste, I don’t find it to be an improvement.

It took me quite some time to find one that looked scrummy enough to fit into that shoop... which leads to another question: Is Afghantsu's appearance evidence that animal abuse statutes are being violated? idk. Perhaps Rackets has some insight into this.

IDK about animal abuse, but I’d be more worried about child abuse, given that it’s Paedo Pantsu.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

And change her pillowcases weekly at minimum. (Actually, everyone should change their pillowcases weekly. More if you have poor hygiene habits or greasy hair like the Pig and Horse. Dirty pillowcases are a huge cause of breakouts!)

How much we wanna bet that Reethan and Meigh change and wash their bedsheets and pillowcases only once or twice a year, if that?

It's nice you think he uses sheets. If I remember correctly Ade said no, and she had to make his bed to come over. Either way, gross. These two look like the greasiest people on the planet. How do they manage that? How did they make it this far in life? Keeping idiots and deathfats alive with our medical apparatus has been a disaster.

I change my pillow case daily, or use a nice towel out the drier over my pillow. Very cozy and fresh. Shame I still can't sleep for shit.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Assuming they own pillowcases, and assuming they change and wash them, it’s safe to say they buy the cheapest, harshest detergent to wash them with. Maybe that’s why Ralph’s skin looks diseased. Meigh, as the Xian trad slave, will want to work more hours at subway to afford the good detergent.
And I love that Meigh is so boring all we can talk about is her bad skin and hair and pillowcases. At least cook some more garbage meals for us to laugh at.

 

[believe all women]

In searching for that photo, I found that Afghan Hounds are actually quite beautiful, elegant animals.

They're also often considered the dumbest dog breed in the world. (Fitting.)

 

[SevenEightNine]

Wear mineral foundation and mineral concealer with tidy brows and a bold lip.

All of this advice was great, I just wanted to add that if you are not a fan of lipstick, which I am not, lipstain is the best thing ever. Get the kind that has a marker style applicator. You can dramatically change your look this way with minimal skill. My skill is minimal. Deep berry colour is usually pretty fool proof. Add lip gloss if you want. Or chapstick.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

All of this advice was great, I just wanted to add that if you are not a fan of lipstick, which I am not, lipstain is the best thing ever. Get the kind that has a marker style applicator. You can dramatically change your look this way with minimal skill. My skill is minimal. Deep berry colour is usually pretty fool proof. Add lip gloss if you want. Or chapstick.

The best chapstick is Burts Beeswax. Way better than the brand chapstick or that Carmex shit.

 

[SevenEightNine]

The best chapstick is Burts Beeswax. Way better than the brand chapstick or that Carmex shit.

Lemon hand balm is also fantastic. For winter.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lemon hand balm is also fantastic. For winter.

Lemon wheels are for kings like the Ralphamale.
A-logs only dream of lemon wheels.