Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Gramlol]

She makes no sense in the video about olly eating her food. What does olly's hotness have to do with eating Tess's food?

If I can interpret narcs and eating disorder stuff.. The sandwich Tess showed to the vid had a bite out of it. To someone with restrictive eating issues or just worried about being seen as eating too much/fat as their worst nightmare (..likely Olly..), Tess is getting bitch revenge for some slight Olly may have done to Tess (like, raise an eyebrow or say 'really?' to one of her gross 'sexy dances'/"shoots"). Tess is now getting back at Olly by saying Olly ate 'half her food'. So in Tess' framing, Olly may be rude to her about her sexysexsex 'shoots' (aka dumbass Tik Tok thing), but Tess can also hit Olly right where it hurts- reframing a bite of a sandwich as 'eating half my food during shoots!'
To someone with food issues, being portrayed as eating 'half of' pig monster Tess Holliday's food is pretty disgusting a thing to put out into the public.

Olly might know exactly how to push Tess' buttons (well, implying Tess is anything but her narc delusion does that), but this is Tess showing she knows exactly how to push Olly right back.


Cruel, immature, dumb af fame whores, who just want the camera to love them, with a storage unit's worth of personality issues is what both of them have.

The 'eating half my food!!' rung such alarm bells to me. I've been around way too many types with messed up eating and narcs that I immediately recognised that for what it was- a twist of the knife.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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Honestly, I don't want to know You, by going what you post, Tess. That's always nice when you are on lolcow safari. You can witness them in their natural environment, but you don't have to put up with their bullshit. Opposite to their unfortunate immediate family.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Anyone else think that Bowie’s face is looking puffier these days? We all know Tess is feeding him nothing but salty, processed food. And after age 5, some kids start to override their bodies natural “hunger signals” and consume more than they need.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Ever since Tess got back from London, she has been posting a lot of angry TikTok videos. Most of Tess's TikTok videos have been of her red faced and screaming at the camera. Tess has been going out of the way to prove her "heaters" wrong. Whatever happened to Tess in London, has truly damaged her and left a large narc injury.

 

[Water-T]

Ever since Tess got back from London, she has been posting a lot of angry TikTok videos. Most of Tess's TikTok videos have been of her red faced and screaming at the camera. Tess has been going out of the way to prove her "heaters" wrong. Whatever happened to Tess in London, has truly damaged her and left a large narc injury.

It's been theorized that there were several narc injuries at once in London:
1. She tried crawling back to one of her prior model agencies, and they told her to pound sand
2. She tried hooking up with dudes and they told her to piss off
3. Her "friends" invited her over to play "laugh at the Ugly American"

 

[Constellationzero]

If I can interpret narcs and eating disorder stuff.. The sandwich Tess showed to the vid had a bite out of it. To someone with restrictive eating issues or just worried about being seen as eating too much/fat as their worst nightmare (..likely Olly..), Tess is getting bitch revenge for some slight Olly may have done to Tess (like, raise an eyebrow or say 'really?' to one of her gross 'sexy dances'/"shoots"). Tess is now getting back at Olly by saying Olly ate 'half her food'. So in Tess' framing, Olly may be rude to her about her sexysexsex 'shoots' (aka dumbass Tik Tok thing), but Tess can also hit Olly right where it hurts- reframing a bite of a sandwich as 'eating half my food during shoots!'
To someone with food issues, being portrayed as eating 'half of' pig monster Tess Holliday's food is pretty disgusting a thing to put out into the public.

Olly might know exactly how to push Tess' buttons (well, implying Tess is anything but her narc delusion does that), but this is Tess showing she knows exactly how to push Olly right back.


Cruel, immature, dumb af fame whores, who just want the camera to love them, with a storage unit's worth of personality issues is what both of them have.

The 'eating half my food!!' rung such alarm bells to me. I've been around way too many types with messed up eating and narcs that I immediately recognised that for what it was- a twist of the knife.

LOVE that for them bolth.

 

[Water-T]

LOVE that for them bolth.

It's like a real life Jack Sprat and his wife.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Catching up with the thread, raised my brows on “incestual LA” thingy, and then saw this. Come on, this is just gross. “This ass”, hand size, her grabbing move, comment, — it’s plain gross.
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We really need a yep-gonna-puke-now stickie for this thread.

And fucking stop with the Ollie being Papa shit. He's old enough to remember his Dad, useless specimen tho he be, probably misses him and now has to accept his trash mother's totes kaweeer gender-bender borked fuck-up of an equally trash occasional thingfriend as "Papa."

Like most of us in BP I'm cool with yer everyday tranny. But this is just fucking wrong, and if that makes me a right-wing Nazi I'll live with it. Transgenderrism is an adult problem but let's just force it onto kids and bend their actual realities........(Clanger rants on for hours until someone puts a bucket over her head.)

 

[AbraCadaver]

Ever since Tess got back from London, she has been posting a lot of angry TikTok videos. Most of Tess's TikTok videos have been of her red faced and screaming at the camera. Tess has been going out of the way to prove her "heaters" wrong. Whatever happened to Tess in London, has truly damaged her and left a large narc injury.

She came over looking for a little fanny fun from anyone who would have her and apparently thought the men would line up for SoOPer FaMoUS ModEL fRoM HoLLyWooD! They did not and she angrily hurpled back home. That’s my take, anyhow. Right before the trip, she was mooing on social media about how the right man will find her and she has high standards and nobody round here is good enough and she demands respect with her helping of dick.

Perhaps a potential feeder invited her over, got a good eyeful of her without the filters and decided not to go through with it.

 

[Mishy2021]

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Spoiler

She looks like a sumo wrestler who can’t get up off the floor when she was lifting that circle thing up and down. Her face was beet red!

 

[Gramlol]

LOVE that for them bolth.

I know.. where it gets fucked is fam caught in the crossfire. Otherwise Olly and Tess deserve to make eachother miserable

 

[Umaibae]

I thought Olly's hand was a child's hand at first. That's how terrifyingly massive Tess' udders are.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I thought Olly's hand was a child's hand at first. That's how terrifyingly massive Tess' udders are.

Reading this reminded me of the allegations that Tess would stand in front of the bedroom door to block Nick from leaving. Even she knows she’s a goddamn unit.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

I wish Olly was more mentally stable and sought therapy. She’d be an adorable butch Lesbian just the way she is without all the genderspecial nonsense

 

[theriddler3]

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I wish Olly was more mentally stable and sought therapy. She’d be an adorable butch Lesbian just the way she is without all the genderspecial nonsense

She's a narc. Therapy is pretty much useless on that front. Though I would be happy to see her get some therapy to help with her obsessive eating disorder. Being around Tess is just a reinforcement of her skelly eating and I'm certain Tess has no idea that's why Ollie gives her the time of day.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

She's a narc. Therapy is pretty much useless on that front. Though I would be happy to see her get some therapy to help with her obsessive eating disorder. Being around Tess is just a reinforcement of her skelly eating and I'm certain Tess has no idea that's why Ollie gives her the time of day.

You’re completely right and it sucks. Not to mention all their IG posts are thinly-veiled body checks :/

 

[multiverse]

Tess has an EATING DISORDER, you guise. It's so hard to love herself when she's wasting away.



Tess went out with Ollie to get smashed. So, who's watching Bowie? Tess was dressed up on her Fat Barb Wire cosplay again.

Spoiler: Drunk

No lesbian secks was had, because Ryann is 100% straight.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

No shit:

Also, it's "throes," you ignorant slut.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

“It’s okay to grieve stages of your body”

I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean.

Anybody fluent in Deathfat care to translate?

 

[rocknrollmartian]

“It’s okay to grieve stages of your body”

I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean.

Anybody fluent in Deathfat care to translate?

It's OK to gain 100 pounds and tell yourself you will never be under 400 again because "dieting" doesn't work. You never have to feel bad about being a lazy glutton. You look and feel great at any size! That mean old ex (the last person who actually wanted to fuck you) is the only reason your life sucked.