Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[That's my purse]

If April put as much effort into not eating out all the damn time, weighing and tracking, as she and Kenny did with trying to prove Chikara wrong, April would have lost a hell of a lot more than her weekly 0.5-1lb post-poop weigh-ins.

 

[Fialovy]

I'd be down to helping out, but April seems too "boring" and not disgusting enough for a thread tho? Ash makes sense with her feeder porn alone, but April walking her dogs and bitching about her scale day in and day out doesn't seem enough for a thread?

Oh yeah, April does need a thread, I mean, her LARPing as a fitness guru despite not being fit at all and all of her excuses she is making. Plus just how she always is smiling and looks like she is hiding something? Yeah, she deserves a thread.

 

[440088]

So, I wanted to be double sure that April was censoring her comments. Chikara has 22k subs and her videos on April almost hit 10k views or more. There is no way there isn't at least a couple of retards in April section saying something about Chikara. Even when her husband is quoting in the video as saying "there are some assholes out there" which obviously he's talking about Chikara. I scrolled, and scrolled, and scrolled - and not one single mention of Chikira in the comments. There was however some heart reaction from April of people supporting her so that lets me know that she's actively reading and looking in the comment section. She is 100 percent deleting any mention of Chikira in her comments. Heh, funny.
It's pretty weird though seeing as she blamed it all on her hubby "I wanted to prove the assholes wrong" maybe hubby has the hate boner for chikira? Either way she's obviously been a topic of discussion between them.

 

[That's my purse]

I wonder if her husband feels emasculated by Chikara? He's in a male-dominated profession where strength, endurance and fitness are king, and knows his wife is at home all day, doing nothing effective about her weight, probably secretly eating and not walking those poor dogs properly.

Not only comes along a bodybuilder calling out April's shit and hypocrisy, but a female one. Bet that gets under his skin. I can imagine that a lot of his frustration towards April is manifesting in proving the 'haters' and 'assholes' wrong.

 

[The Lychee Queen]

So, I wanted to be double sure that April was censoring her comments. Chikara has 22k subs and her videos on April almost hit 10k views or more. There is no way there isn't at least a couple of retards in April section saying something about Chikara. Even when her husband is quoting in the video as saying "there are some assholes out there" which obviously he's talking about Chikara. I scrolled, and scrolled, and scrolled - and not one single mention of Chikira in the comments. There was however some heart reaction from April of people supporting her so that lets me know that she's actively reading and looking in the comment section. She is 100 percent deleting any mention of Chikira in her comments. Heh, funny.
It's pretty weird though seeing as she blamed it all on her hubby "I wanted to prove the assholes wrong" maybe hubby has the hate boner for chikira? Either way she's obviously been a topic of discussion between them.

April censors her comment section like the obsessive, control-freak psycho she is. Comments even mildly critical are zapped within a minute of posting.

Ilona, do another weight loss challenge to April like you did to Charlie Gold.

 

[brooky]

I'd be down to helping out, but April seems too "boring" and not disgusting enough for a thread tho? Ash makes sense with her feeder porn alone, but April walking her dogs and bitching about her scale day in and day out doesn't seem enough for a thread?

I'd suggest we watch the evolution of her getting triggered at Chikara for a bit to see where this leads us, because now that is promising af.

And dear God, Kenny. What the fuck? I didn't expect him to be this gung-ho about his "muscle hamster's" lifting.

I feel like she's on the verge of her Stepford Wife robot programming malfunctioning and prompting some kind of meltdown. That might be worth a thread!

 

[No Thank You]

It's pretty weird though seeing as she blamed it all on her hubby "I wanted to prove the assholes wrong" maybe hubby has the hate boner for chikira? Either way she's obviously been a topic of discussion between them.

April is the kind of girl who asks her husband shit like, “Do you think she’s prettier than me?“ and I would absolutely put money on her and Kenny talking about Ilona’s looks together. Ilona might not be the prettiest cheerleader on the metaphorical squad, but she’s still on the fucking team while April stays home Friday nights with her delusions. Even single, she’s more likely to have children than April is, because news flash, sperm comes cheap, whereas we already can see how little effort April is willing to do to eat less food. I can’t really say she won’t put in the effort to lose weight, because there is… effort… there, but it’s everything that isn’t tracking calories and eating in a deficit.

 

[PotatoFace]

I'd be down to helping out, but April seems too "boring" and not disgusting enough for a thread tho? Ash makes sense with her feeder porn alone, but April walking her dogs and bitching about her scale day in and day out doesn't seem enough for a thread?

I'd suggest we watch the evolution of her getting triggered at Chikara for a bit to see where this leads us, because now that is promising af.

I agree. I think April is pathetic and delusional, and occasionally says/does some stupid things. But hopping on YouTube to "prove the haters wrong" is real laughable dumb shit. If she continues, then absolutely the girl needs a thread. But I have a feeling she's going to retreat into her usual boring schtick. Maybe Chikara will help us out and fan the flames a bit? Rebuttal video??

In any case, my theory is that while Kenny and April might seem triggered by the 200 lb squat comments, in actuality, they're just trying to distract from the fact that this morbidly obese heffalump continues to gain weight despite being on a weight loss journey and Chikara has been calling it out: April is eating too much and her fitness efforts are just a diversion. Oops, sorry, I forgot it was just rebranded as a "healthy lifestyle journey" because she wasn't losing weight, my bad.

Edit: Adding this IG Story from a couple days ago:

This bitch is already waffling on reaching her weight loss goal within 2 years.

 

[smallmilk]

Maybe Chikara will help us out and fan the flames a bit? Rebuttal video??

I doubt it. She corrected herself in her comments on her video and in her community post. We'll have to wait for more cracks. Maybe for more haydur nation residents to latch onto her.

 

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[NoReturn]

April is apparently 36 and hubby is 29/30, born in 1991. Can't find the original post that deduced April's age, but @Freetimbit posted some info here. And there is this.

Ok, so from "Weigh in Wednesday | Happy Birthday Hubby | WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY Week in my life Vlog: April Lauren" we know the husband's birthday is 4/14, and from "Happy Birthday? | Celebrating my Birthday by doing 3 MILES for TIME | Weigh in Wednesday" we know hers is 9/29 (this is consistent with the public data, too, which now shows "37" instead of "36" like it did in the screenshot from April.
So working backward we get:

• April: 9/29/1984
• Kenny: 4/14/1991

Spoiler: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

Both of those are after lunar new year, and since I've been looking at astrology stuff because of the Internet Pagans thread I got curious.

• April: Wood Rat
• Kenny: Metal Sheep

I know it's bullshit, but lmao

Also I found her old pinterest while I was looking, but it hasn't been used in 5 years. Looks like she might have been thinking of becoming a nurse at some point.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

This bitch is already waffling on reaching her weight loss goal within 2 years.

Even if she makes that, she's cutting it close with her fertility, she'll be 39 then. Of course some women are able to get pregnant into their early 40s, but if April really wants a kid she shouldn't roll the dice. Aren't Mormons big on adoption anyway? If she's smart she'll start readying herself for that instead of chasing a likely impossible dream.

 

[smallmilk]

If adoption is not out of question for them, she could get working on that now and try for her own later if she loses the weight.

 

[JulietDixie]

This is what her "hubby" had to say about adoption.

 

[PotatoFace]

Also I found her old pinterest while I was looking, but it hasn't been used in 5 years. Looks like she might have been thinking of becoming a nurse at some point.
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lol, dependapotamus dreams.



So patriotic.

 

[chickenbutt]

God, I feel so sorry for any child April has with her pedostache hubby TBH. Her weight is just a manifestation of how fucking insane she is, not the cause. My guess is she would be a completely smothering, overbearing helicopter mom who used her kids as emotional support animals - you can tell this bitch is completely unable to cope with the world as she finds it, and is as averse to introspection as every other deathfat. She would never, ever be able to put her feelings aside in order to do what's best for her child(ren), particularly if that required her to do something like hard work or self-criticism.

Going by her dependapotamous aspirations dating back a while now, she's obviously the kind of bland, unmotivated cow who expects to be taken care of as a "trophy wife" without needing to have any of the qualities of an actual trophy wife: i.e., a spouse you can actually be proud of and want to show off to others, rather than the all-encompassing shame I'd imagine Kenny feels when he's forced to be around her in front of others in particular. Women like this tend to think that a baby is going to finally fill that void in their lives where their self-respect and motivation is supposed to be, when IRL the addition just makes it worse.

Kenny needs to pull his head out of his ass - she thinks she's going to be supermommy if she can just get pregnant, when the reality is she'll still be the same delusional, lazy comfort eater as she was before, only now with wilder hormone fluctuations, sleep deprivation, and probably even fatter.

So good luck with that one, Kenny! Keep telling yourself it's "the haters" fault you're married to an annoying landwhale.

 

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[Lucille's Brands]

So, I wanted to be double sure that April was censoring her comments. Chikara has 22k subs and her videos on April almost hit 10k views or more. There is no way there isn't at least a couple of retards in April section saying something about Chikara. Even when her husband is quoting in the video as saying "there are some assholes out there" which obviously he's talking about Chikara. I scrolled, and scrolled, and scrolled - and not one single mention of Chikira in the comments. There was however some heart reaction from April of people supporting her so that lets me know that she's actively reading and looking in the comment section. She is 100 percent deleting any mention of Chikira in her comments. Heh, funny.
It's pretty weird though seeing as she blamed it all on her hubby "I wanted to prove the assholes wrong" maybe hubby has the hate boner for chikira? Either way she's obviously been a topic of discussion between them.

On April's 'Squatting for the hubs', I found a few mentions of Chikara, and a comment obviously about her -




Lol -



Reply to the above by Kenny, supposedly. Yeah, the time period is the pertinent issue..




This comment is from Ti Va, who is a member of Ilonas channel -



And Kenneth strikes again.



Quite the active commenter on the channel.



I understand the take that April is boring, cause, well, she is. I find it fascinating she is not practicing what she preaches, as evident by her lack of results, but gets passes and asspats, while other channels get slated in the comments for same. Can a perma joker grin, sorry, smiley happy face, hold that much sway over an audience?
Chikara has been like a dog with a bone (not a CG reference) on the no results point, and has most definitely come to April's attention before squatgate.
'Squatting for the hubs', lol, could a title insist any harder that the upload isn't a direct rebuttal to Chikara's doubt over April's squat? Also, probably don't Google 'squatting for the hubs'.
My point being is April can't lie about her efforts, while getting fuck all results, without backlash at some stage. There's cracks in her carefully crafted online persona of late, and I think a thread would be a great place to explore those.
She can't stay stalled forever. Eventually she'll either bore everyone to the point that her channel slides into irrelevance, or she'll derail spectacularly. Hopefully the latter.
What April won't do is lose the weight. She can't apply herself without facing reality, and she can't face reality while wheeling out every excuse under the sun.

 

[PotatoFace]

"While April has stopped searching her name on the internet I have not. I know what is being said and who's saying it."

Ooohh, looks like Kenny is mad that people are laughing at his fat wife

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Oh my god. I had a pair of Levi's "Too Superlow" jeans with like a 5" rise and MASSIVE flared legs. I thought I was hot shit.

Spoiler: These:

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They were hideously uncomfortable. I can't imagine how deathfats stand to wear jeans at all, much less tight or lower rise styles. Having rigid fabric pinching and rubbing your gunt all day has to be painful. Of course they get cellulitis and stuff all the time; their clothes rub their skin totally raw. Add the fact that deathfat jeans likely contain very little actual cotton and a ton of stretchy synthetics, and their fupas are (barely) mobile petri dishes.

I've touched the weird stretch denim they use and it makes me itch. So many women's brands even in normal sizes use it these days. @ everyone, check local thrift and vintage stores for decent older 100% cotton denim jeans please. Trust me.