Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Hot Goss said:
I checked out the website for Cider, and all of the clothes are way to young for her.
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I checked it out too, and some stuff is very cute. After Christmas I may even purchase for me.

Then I went to the fat section, or Curve, they call it. I was thinking, “if I was Anna but had self awareness, what would I buy?”

Well, nothing. First, the largest size they carry is a 4x. I looked it up and that’s a 44 inch waist and 60 inch hip. Huge, but I’m guessing Anna is a foot bigger.

I kept looking to see if maybe there was a midi dress that might work. Nope.

Everything there, even in the fat section, is kind of like a 1970s whimsical Bebe. The clothes have waists, the dresses are bodycon, all dresses are minis-she should never have tried. There were a couple jackets I thought she could get away with if she did her usual trick of not closing it. One had a cow print, which would be perfect.

Anna needs to size up, and stop blaming clothing companies for her ugly body. There is a new cow coming up in proving grounds who wears 12x. Anna, who really should be a 6x, is closer than she thinks.
 
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NoReturn said:
I have a personal theory that this is the real reason for why Fabletics does use fatties for marketing; its not to show style, but durability.
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If I owned Fenty, I’d have her model the tights and body stockings almost exclusively to show durability too. If deathfat hips and thighs can stretch that material without ripping, that’s some good quality fabric
 
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JambledUpWords said:
If I owned Fenty, I’d have her model the tights and body stockings almost exclusively to show durability too. If deathfat hips and thighs can stretch that material without ripping, that’s some good quality fabric
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What? Were you not convinced by the strength of their underwear already?
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T.J. O'Pootertoot said:
OK, time for commentary:
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-Her description of being a grandma is “buying prunes and talking about what I’m going to eat that day.” All about food. There are a million different other things she could have said that made more sense, but old ladies talk about food all day in Anna’s world.
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Anna doesn't think old women talk about just food, they talk about bowel movements and how food "affects them now".
 
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Awkward Aardvark said:
What kind of female (bottom) underwear is that even supposed to be? A thong or a Brazilian? I don't recall ever seeing any underwear with that much fabric on the front and so little on the back.
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A cheeky or cheeky brief/hipster. More front coverage than a bikini or hi cut, but with a shorter back seam so the cheeks peek out.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
If I owned Fenty, I’d have her model the tights and body stockings almost exclusively to show durability too. If deathfat hips and thighs can stretch that material without ripping, that’s some good quality fabric
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There are less hideous ways to do this

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JambledUpWords said:
This is one of my favorite Anna modeling pictures:
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You know that body stocking is high quality lol
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I'm so confused by the configuration of this garment. Is the placement actually supposed to be like this? Or are the two triangles over her gunt actually meant to go over the boobs of a human-sized person?
 
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Anna's attitude, that's it's the clothing supplier's fault if their already excessively large garments can't be stretched onto her colossally oversized and deformed frame is one of her nastiest and most arrogant attributes. Clothing designers are clearly doing all they can to accommodate unhealthily large bodies, but allowing for proportions as impossibly freakish as Anna's is asking too much of them. It was no one's dream as a designer to be dressing absurdly obese career slobs and seeing their designs contorted and stretched out of all recognition.

On one of her recent videos Anna justified an oversize tent not fitting her by saying "the clothes should fit you, you shouldn't fit the clothes" which is true for regular size people, but you know for Anna that this is a way of justifying another episode of disgustingly gluttonous binge eating and drinking and demanding that clothing manufacturers are sympathetic to her own lack of control and consumptive lifestyle. Her infantile, irresponsible attitude and pig-headed arrogance means that this circle of denial and feeding her addictions will continue until she's either bed-ridden and only covered by bed clothes, or is forced to make all of her own clothes. She is running out of options when even 4x sizes look ridiculously small on her.
 
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