Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Oliver Onions]

"Geoff Keighley doesn't even actually like Doritos! He was lying in order to make money! Capitalism is destroying us!"

"Ayo"
[slams podium covered in Boglins]
"Listen up my fellow proles"
[cashes 14k Patreon check]
"Corporations are immoral!"
[plugs copyright-infringing Pokemon shirt]
"We need to speak truth to power..."
[blocks a dozen people with wrong opinions on Twitter]
"Stop supporting these corrupt megacorps,"
[buys $200 statue of Disney's Marvel's Mysterio]
"And start supporting trans creators!"
[co-opts trans movement to shore up dying career]
"Capitalism is evil!"
[necks entire bottle of Big Pharma-sponsored titty skittles]

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"Ayo"
[slams podium covered in Boglins]
"Listen up my fellow proles"
[cashes 14k Patreon check]
"Corporations are immoral!"
[plugs copyright-infringing Pokemon shirt]
"We need to speak truth to power..."
[blocks a dozen people with wrong opinions on Twitter]
"Stop supporting these corrupt megacorps,"
[buys $200 statue of Disney's Marvel's Mysterio]
"And start supporting trans creators!"
[co-opts trans movement to shore up dying career]
"Capitalism is evil!"
[necks entire bottle of Big Pharma-sponsored titty skittles]

Completely inaccurate, didn't once include the use of "triple aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Jim decided to join the discussion on what his next vid will be:
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Original reporting, huh, about neither studio nor a publisher. My bet is on Game Awards after all. Curious to see what's the testimonies he gathered. Hopefully it's not his butt buddy Laura Dale bitching people would call him a woman for the ninetieth time

Because talking about something that's trending and could help his career is too much effort for Jim Fucking Sterling Son.

 

[Aaron Costello]

if he did talk about it, it would be a week late and everyone will have moved on

 

[Lightly Buttered Crumpet]

"Ayo"
[slams podium covered in Boglins]
"Listen up my fellow proles"
[cashes 14k Patreon check]
"Corporations are immoral!"
[plugs copyright-infringing Pokemon shirt]
"We need to speak truth to power..."
[blocks a dozen people with wrong opinions on Twitter]
"Stop supporting these corrupt megacorps,"
[buys $200 statue of Disney's Marvel's Mysterio]
"And start supporting trans creators!"
[co-opts trans movement to shore up dying career]
"Capitalism is evil!"
[necks entire bottle of Big Pharma-sponsored titty skittles]

"The UK is a shitty little island"
[please pay to see me in the UK while I beg the NHS to give me free medical treatment so I can make a later video ranting that they won't because I'm no longer British]

 

[TheGuntinator]

Why buy a Pokémon shirt from him though?
Does Pokémon really have anything to do with his brand?
Why not just buy from one of the other 100 Pokémon shirt creators?

The only in joke on his channel ever involving Pokémon was ekans because it's just snake backwards, genuinely have no idea what the other pokemon are referencing other than being similar in color

 

[Oliver Onions]

"The UK is a shitty little island"
[please pay to see me in the UK while I beg the NHS to give me free medical treatment so I can make a later video ranting that they won't because I'm no longer British]

*shitty little GENOCIDAL island to me and mine.
[Makes frequent trips to site of alleged genocide]

 

[Corn Flakes]

*shitty little GENOCIDAL island to me and mine.
[Makes frequent trips to site of alleged genocide]

No, no. You don't get it. I said it before, Jim pretends it's a daring mission to rendezvous with agents of La Resistance. It's both Brave and Stunning.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

No, no. You don't get it. I said it before, Jim pretends it's a daring mission to rendezvous with agents of La Resistance. It's both Brave and Stunning.

What'd you mean pretend? A few days ago I saw some hecking brave transperson have their door marked with the Mars symbol by some working class bigots outing them as mtf and they were paraded around the town centre in chains wearing a placard with their deadname on, I nearly cried but stop myself so they wouldn't chain me too as a LGBTTIQQ2SA ally.

 

[Corn Flakes]

What'd you mean pretend? A few days ago I saw some hecking brave transperson have their door marked with the Mars symbol by some working class bigots outing them as mtf and they were paraded around the town centre in chains wearing a placard with their deadname on, I nearly cried but stop myself so they wouldn't chain me too as a LGBTTIQQ2SA ally.

... and then everybody clapped?

Wait, wrong meme.

 

[whogoesthere]

*shitty little GENOCIDAL island to me and mine.
[Makes frequent trips to site of alleged genocide]

He has to make this big a fuss about Gods Own Garden, because he knows when he comes here no one will give a shit. Not even his own family. If he tarts about Luton, then it might be funny to see him get his head kicked in by roving bands of muslim lads, angry that the fat woman they wanted to rape turned out to be a fat man. Question is, will they continue with the rape? (they are muslim, so yes).

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He has to make this big a fuss about Gods Own Garden, because he knows when he comes here no one will give a shit. Not even his own family. If he tarts about Luton, then it might be funny to see him get his head kicked in by roving bands of muslim lads, angry that the fat woman they wanted to rape turned out to be a fat man. Question is, will they continue with the rape? (they are muslim, so yes).

Sir, this is highly offensive. Even muslim rapists wouldn't fall for Jim being a genuine woman™

 

[Moja Zemlja]

He has to make this big a fuss about Gods Own Garden, because he knows when he comes here no one will give a shit. Not even his own family. If he tarts about Luton, then it might be funny to see him get his head kicked in by roving bands of muslim lads, angry that the fat woman they wanted to rape turned out to be a fat man. Question is, will they continue with the rape? (they are muslim, so yes).

Jim is 30 years too old to be the target of the rape gangs.

 

[stupid frog]

*shitty little GENOCIDAL island to me and mine.
[Makes frequent trips to site of alleged genocide]

I like how he never went there, till he was trans and "fucking" people there.

But yeah, you lot just get murdered in the street for "daring to exist" or whatever, right?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

After the LGBTQAYYLMAO grift dries up, which fad do you think Jim will hop on next?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

After the LGBTQAYYLMAO grift dries up, which fad do you think Jim will hop on next?

Boglin NFTs

 

[Oliver Onions]

After the LGBTQAYYLMAO grift dries up, which fad do you think Jim will hop on next?

Unironically neckrope. While Jim is 99% LARP I think the one genuine thing about him is his deep, deep self-loathing; when he runs out of distractions from it the void will claim him.

If you want a slightly less big sad answer, though, he's gonna do a Milo and become a Born-Again Redneck.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

After the LGBTQAYYLMAO grift dries up, which fad do you think Jim will hop on next?

Unless something unforeseen happens I think he's going ride the grift to his grave, he's made it very clear that he's tried to burn his bridges with people in the industry so he can't return to just doing normal video game reporting (not that people want his shitty takes) and he obviously isn't going to make anything from the amateur wrestling shtick.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He has to make this big a fuss about Gods Own Garden, because he knows when he comes here no one will give a shit. Not even his own family. If he tarts about Luton, then it might be funny to see him get his head kicked in by roving bands of muslim lads, angry that the fat woman they wanted to rape turned out to be a fat man. Question is, will they continue with the rape? (they are muslim, so yes).

I'm pretty sure not even the most derranged Muslim just down from an Afghan cave would mistake Jim for a True and Honest Woman.

 

[marisa #]

After the LGBTQAYYLMAO grift dries up, which fad do you think Jim will hop on next?

MAP support (please let me be wrong...)