Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[timewave0]

I think these instathots just crave posts like this, validating their own opinion of their awesome looks, and getting wet over the fact they can make losers jack off over them from halfway across the world. So how pathetic do you have to be to be one of those very guys?

You have to be pretty much the bottom of the barrel. The Instagram replyguy and Twitter guy who replies to pornstars are both about as low as it gets. If I ever got to that point I would hope that a friend or family member would just take me out back and shoot me.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

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Holy shit for once he's not lying

 

[the khat quaffer]

"Some of you are okay. Don't log onto Instagram tomorrow."

"Sincerely, Darth Moebius"

Spoiler: For the uninitiated

five or so years ago, some incel sped posted a manifesto to 4chan's /b/ board which ended with the ominous phrase, 'some of you are all right, don't go to [university name] tomorrow.' There was a shooting, typical media chimp out when he looked mildly white, then it turns out he wasn't white so it quickly died down. He posted this cringey pic as the thread's starting image, sans vader on the left.

 

[TractorGirl]

He should just do a sitewide fundraiser like Wikipedia, but with less forcing you to read their spiel every time you go to a new page. If the entire board knew this was this serious, there'd be a goodly amount coming in pretty dang

Look at this face and tell me he's not a lolcow.

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He looks like a Dollar Store Borat

 

[The First Fag]

He looks like a Dollar Store Borat

Don't dab on Borat that hard. What did he do to you?

There's a difference. Women willingly let Ren Hoek touch them. They won't give Rusty the time of day unless he sues them.

I think you're being too generous

 

[Clovis]

Give me trashcans or clocks if this has been answered already but: did the new lawyers discover Russ or did he engage them?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Give me trashcans or clocks if this has been answered already but: did the new lawyers discover Russ or did he engage them?

The Lawyers found Russ and offered to represent him.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Imagine being a janny for Russell Greer.

Fuckin' lmao

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Imagine being a janny for Russell Greer.

Fuckin' lmao

Fixed it for you.

 

[For the Love of Mancy]

So how pathetic do you have to be to be one of those very guys?

Can’t forget the comments from deleted photos. Google remembers.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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These are so fucking hilarious and sad. I don't know much more of these I can take. Somebody break this guy's wrists already. Take away his fucking potato phone. Anything. He's fucking hornier than people on meth.

 

[DrJonesHat]

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Someone needs to grab him by the shoulders and shake him violently while screaming "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?"

The pic where the model has a bloody nose is hilarious. Of course Russ completely ignores the implications of it and jumps straight to telling her how to act for his benefit. But this means she's been at least one fight. Russ never has because he's a coward.

 

[Kumquat]

These are so fucking hilarious and sad. I don't know much more of these I can take. Somebody break this guy's wrists already. Take away his fucking potato phone. Anything. He's fucking hornier than people on meth.

It's not even the horniness that bothers me. It's the complete and total lack of self-awareness, thinking that he has literally anything at all to offer these women.

Like, for fuck's sake, I make infinitely more money than Russell and don't have a fucked up face, and these women wouldn't even consider me. These women live in the lap of luxury, swimming in private pools and rubbing elbows with upper-class men with more disposable income than I make in an entire year. What kind of crack is Russell smoking to think they'll even give a deformed, penniless pipsqueak like him a chance?

Oh, right: pure, raw, unbridled narcissism.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

The LA Not So Confidential podcast is run by two forensic psychs and has a great episode on erotomania, a delusion disorder that Russell could be argued to exhibit. Skip about 5 minutes in to avoid boring podcast chat. They mention that the onset of the delusion is often sudden, which fits with Russell's 'come to Taylor' moment with the jail TV, and that it's resistant to medication, which is bad news for the ladies of Las Vegas.

As an aside, there's a great and underexposed film depicting erotomania called "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not"/"À la folie... pas du tout."

These are so fucking hilarious and sad. I don't know much more of these I can take. Somebody break this guy's wrists already. Take away his fucking potato phone. Anything. He's fucking hornier than people on meth.

hey u look good but u would look better with me! check your DM

It's not even the horniness that bothers me. It's the complete and total lack of self-awareness, thinking that he has literally anything at all to offer these women.

Like, for fuck's sake, I make infinitely more money than Russell and don't have a fucked up face, and these women wouldn't even consider me. These women live in the lap of luxury, swimming in private pools and rubbing elbows with upper-class men with more disposable income than I make in an entire year. What kind of crack is Russell smoking to think they'll even give a deformed, penniless pipsqueak like him a chance?

Oh, right: pure, raw, unbridled narcissism.

Something I find interesting about Russell is his lack of discernible taste in women. He goes for practically any kind of high-status woman — it's like he's equally attracted to all women who are young and exceptionally conventionally attractive, or exceptionally glamorous, or both. It's like he just searches for "hot bikini model big boob" on Instagram and leaves offputting comments on the first 20 accounts that come up.

 

[WonderWino]

"Some of you are okay. Don't log onto Instagram tomorrow."

You know thats eerily similar to what one of the columbine shooters said to a student before they walked into the school and started killing people. 'I like you now, go home'

There's a difference. Women willingly let Ren Hoek touch them. They won't give Rusty the time of day unless he sues them.

.....its clear how that conversation will inevitably go:

The Lawyers found Russ and offered to represent him.

In that case they deserve a thread of their own on pure principle

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In that case they deserve a thread of their own on pure principle

Threads are not punishment for people KF doesn't like. They're just documentary evidence that someone is a weirdo. These guys are self-interested, but in a pretty normie way. They'd never make it out of Proving Grounds unless they start moonlighting as literal clowns. What I'm saying is don't threaten randoms with things that don't make sense and they might take seriously. This thread attracts a lot of newbies and lurkers so it helps to make basics like this really clear.

 

[WonderWino]

I think you might have missed the point on that one. They went looking for him, which means they either didn't even bother to google his name (which as lawyers raises all kinds of red flags) or clearly didn't notice he sounds like a mental case and comes off as vindictive, obsessive and crazy whenever someone talks to him about that kind of stuff and still took the case anyway. Certainly comes off as lolcow behavior. It has to be to be insane enough to take a case like his

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think you might have missed the point on that one. They went looking for him, which means they either didn't even bother to google his name (which as lawyers raises all kinds of red flags) or clearly didn't notice he sounds like a mental case and comes off as vindictive, obsessive and crazy whenever someone talks to him about that kind of stuff and still took the case anyway. Certainly comes off as lolcow behavior. It has to be to be insane enough to take a case like his

Fine, lets agree for the sake of the argument they are lolcows. What's the milk? Where's the content? Oh wait...there is none. Their social media presence is nigh-nonexistant, and the media they do have haven't been touched since college days (some are a bit newer but similarly baren of content). Literally everything about them has been posted in this thread, including their lawfirm's IRS records state records. Lawsuits, maybe? But they barely do them too, and none of them are funny.

There is nothing worth making a thread over that has been found.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

I think you might have missed the point on that one. They went looking for him, which means they either didn't even bother to google his name (which as lawyers raises all kinds of red flags) or clearly didn't notice he sounds like a mental case and comes off as vindictive, obsessive and crazy whenever someone talks to him about that kind of stuff and still took the case anyway. Certainly comes off as lolcow behavior. It has to be to be insane enough to take a case like his

Take the wait and see approach. If a few motions get filed and they are off the wall stupid, then we might have something. As far as I can see, these are a couple of opportunistic buzzards who see a chance to make a wave, however small.

That mustache might warrant a thread, I grant you...

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Grimm and Kennan have very small internet footprints. Only Banker has a decent-sized one, and his is not remotely lol-worthy. I strongly suspect that Grimm is ridiculous IRL or behind well-locked-down social media, because the dude went to the Court of Appeals for a completely justified tow. But there's nothing to look at right now and no reason to believe that will change.