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Containment What If?
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What if Chris could fly by farting?
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What if @Alan Pardew wasn't a cowardly faggot with a sore asshole from all the assfucking he gets in his ass?
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What if @Alan Pardew wasn't a cowardly faggot with a sore asshole from all the assfucking he gets in his ass?
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What if this thread was cancer and all the thread regulars were drooling cretins?
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That isn't very far from the truth
Then Pete Rose would have the second funniest hairstyle in the sport's history. No wait, it's still hilarious.
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It would Bomb badly and get only 1% on rotten tomatoes. The 1% would be from Cole because Chris said he would let him be in the sequel if he gave the film a postive review.
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It would be very autistic and of poor quality. It also would star little big planet or smash characters instead of people.
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That plot sucks.
Unless! Instead of hiring someone, Chris himself was the one going around and assassinating people. Like he's an autistic ninja.
I'd watch that movie (or tv series?). Either way: I want any associated producers to know that I am available to portray myself in any Chris related dramatic productions.
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What if Chris' whole life was a story segment in Cloud Atlas that had a profound impact on the past, present and future?
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You have to actually make it a what if.
"What if Chris has autism?", "what if this forum had mods that weren't incredibly sensitive", "What if Chris was gay", and so on don't belong here.
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What is Chris were born the billionaire heir to a massive commercial/industrial empire with stakes in hundreds of massive corporations, thousands of employees, and equally massive political/lobbying clout?