TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Yo is this real? Haha that first one is the funniest shit I've ever seen. "Omg the suicide hotline is lame, guess I won't kill myself and go to sleep".
Oh yeah she's real. If she had any traction she'd be a major lolcow on here. She's suicide baited constantly, skipped work and took pics of herself drinking the same day, and will say one day she's doing great and the next 'Jesus take me!'. I have to thank the hog for introducing this one.
 
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Meanwhile, Spooner is bragging about how much pain and suffering he has felt. It has granted him special powers. He is very special. You wouldn't understand.

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Dude became so irreleveant that he is unabashedly sanctimonious. Da hell is up with like Boogie and this guy just like...Not turning off their phone, and disconnecting from social media?
 
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The wait is over. What could cause this at 37? Drinking for sure and I guess bad diet..

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Looked it up some, amazingly it's not about drinking. Just diabetes and diet. There are 2 types it seems, with and without booze.
Why does she want asspats for a minor condition? If it's booze related, she can get rid of it within 2-3 by not drinking.
 
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What's it going to take for her to realize Noah doesn't care, she can't do anything for him? He's not going to show up at her death trovel and pooh pooh her as she goes to the butcher shop in the sky.
She's a stalker, I'm certain of it. The only reason she hasn't shown up at his doorstep or straight up tried to kidnap him is because he's so far away and she is incapable of getting out of bed without blowing out a hip.

Total no. of bookmarked comments since I joined in March.
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Still the King, baby! 👑
My queen looks so good here!
 
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I'm sorry Ms. Racher Baker but the ugly truth is that majority of men would rather die than have sex with a fat woman.

Don't be too harsh on them; majority of women would rather die than have sex with an old, poor loser with no future, too.

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Now wait just a fucking moment. Dude has heart problems and he's taking amitriptyline?
 
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It's like subway flashing.

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The "painsight" came from chipmunks:🐿️

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Another unforced error on his part. He keeps bringing up that “I punched a Christmas tree” story, in the same way Marky Mark brags about how he could've stopped 9/11, killing all the terrorists and landing the plane safely.
I gotta admit, I do feel angry and violent whenever I hear that awful fucking song, but so far I have avoided punching a Christmas Tree.

Oh shit, am I humblebragging about not being Spoony?
 
Damn, the Spoony Extended Universe is more fun than the original thing now.

Here's WartHog, a slapstick clown stalker who trips and falls after a twenty foot walk and is constantly shoveling ice cream into her mouth between doctor visits

And now DepressionMuse, who calls suicide hotlines so often that she can critique them
 
The bearded lady is having a big ol pity party, its mostly white noise at this point.
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No, I don't know who the fuck she is even talking to.
#SickNotWeak
#Mentalhealth
#Hairyback
Meanwhile, Spooner is bragging about how much pain and suffering he has felt. It has granted him special powers. He is very special. You wouldn't understand.

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Yeah, people who get really bad migraines can also suffer from auras. You are not unique or special in this case and what you're describing is similar to what countless other people have experienced when they have a migraine. Your catastrophic levels of pain are commonplace, you histrionic motherfucker.

Also, funny how he's using an antidepressant off-label for his headaches. Curious how he managed to get his hands on a prescription for that.
 
Dang, wouldn't this type of use of a (at least on twitter) racist term, even if describing someone else, usually get you suspended at least on there?

That's 2 days in a row he's doing stuff that might make the left boil.

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