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Cats said:
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78,000 people watched a guy take a leak on the seat of his truck. 78,000 people. There are entire countries with fewer people than that. There are thousands of professionally-made music videos and TV pilots on Youtube with less views than that. If they watched the entire minute (and let's face it, if you click on a video of a guy pissing on the seat of his truck, it's because you want to watch a guy take a piss on the seat of his truck and you're gonna watch the whole damn thing), that's 54.167 entire days of precious, mortal human existence spent watching a guy piss in his truck.

It was so popular he made four sequels, almost doubling the above numbers in aggregate. Up to 16,000 people liked the guy pissing in his own truck so much they came back for more, and stayed glued to it a year later. Though of that number, an unknown number saw one of the later truck-pissing videos recommended to them by an AI with millions of times more computing power than that which took man to the moon, and agreed with the AI's decision that a truck-pissing video was what they wanted to see. And they liked it so much they sought out the original, the OG, the definitive statement on truck-pissing that will never be bettered.

We are in the future. We are so far in the future that technologies that Star Trek brought to the screen as sci-fi speculation (notably the 3.5 inch floppy disk drive) have been invented, become commonplace and have become obsolete. Ideas that once seemed fantastical now look dated. We all hold in the palm of our hands a device that contains more raw computing power than the entire world had combined 50 years ago, connected to a network of databases that allows literally anyone to see almost the entirety of our species' combined knowledge and creative output to date, and 78,000 people, more than the population of Andorra, used that technology to watch a guy piss on his truck seat anything up to five separate times over the course of a year. Also the year, make and model of the truck was really important to both the seat-pisser and presumably the people who watched him.

As a denizen of the Farms, I've seen a lot of people do a lot of weird shit on the internet, and seen even more people watch them, sometimes pay them, to do it. But it took a guy pissing on his truck seat to finally break me.

I'm going to have a lie down.
 
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Iron Jaguar said:
What is it with these idiot lesbians and fags trying to unironically attend Churches? - God hates the Wicked. The Book literally says those exact words.
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I thought God loved all his children? Seems pretty fucked up to make someone wicked and not give them a chance at redemption
 
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Mal0 said:
I thought God loved all his children? Seems pretty fucked up to make someone wicked and not give them a chance at redemption
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They weren't made that way; they chose their actions.
She's not there looking for redemption or forgiveness; she fully intends to continue her lesbian lifestyle, but wants to be allowed to attend Mass too. They should throw her out onto the street.
 
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