Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[stets]

Jr loves owning the libs through his fashion choices.

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Which is funny, since he epitomizes the stupid, poor, uneducated, white trash cliche that liberals smugly mock.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jr loves owning the libs through his fashion choices.

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Which is funny, since he epitomizes the stupid, poor, uneducated, white trash cliche that liberals smugly mock.

No, you guys don't get it. This is what he is hiding from.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

The amount Jack vacations he could easily cut one or two of these trips and give us a funny trip to Italy or Israel but alas.

He did say he wanted to go to Israel and that's the only country abroad he wants to visit. I have no idea what restaurant manners are expected in Israel, but he probably wouldn't be able to help himself and think he's in welcome company and say something about Palestinians that will offend everyone around.

On the other hand, Israelis might be used to Evangelical American tourists acting like jackasses.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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So then don’t drink it, you fat fuck. Why does this man have to be outraged about seemingly every single thing under the sun? Even things that would be minor inconveniences for anyone else.

Edit: this looks like the 1.5 liter bottle which normally retails for around $3.00. Again, he went to a tourist trap on a vacation to eat. A $7.50 bottle of water should be the least of his rip-off concerns. I wonder how much the multiple gallons of butter beer that he drank cost?

I thought Jack only drinks highly sugary soda…and gravy..

 

[Fatafata v2]

Jack going to Israel... imagine the salty looks after he goes to restaurant after restaurant expecting to order pork.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Stop being a faggot.

 

[TurdFondler]

I wonder what the ratio of dogs to mobility scooters is in that Florida airport?

 

[captkrisma]

Stop being a faggot.

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Jack's only noticing them because every dog at the airport is trying to bite hunks off his stroke arm.

 

[AnOminous]

don’t know why that made me laugh but god damn it rob lmao View attachment 2792828

Every time Jack posts with that fucking shitty bitmoji he should be kicked in the balls.

No, you guys don't get it. This is what he is hiding from.

Fuck Jack, fuck his gay-ass neckbeard little cocksucker of a fag son.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Stop being a faggot.

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Poor Jack, having to worry about (50% of) those dogs' penises milling all around him.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Poor Jack, having to worry about (50% of) those dogs' penises milling all around him.

How many more TIAs will he have before he absent-mindedly starts fondling someone else's dog in public?

 

[abobe]

Jack going to Israel... imagine the salty looks after he goes to restaurant after restaurant expecting to order pork.

I'd like to see Jack go to the West Bank or Gaza. But only after someone shares his "bomb Palestine" clip on a Hamas recruitment network.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

He did say he wanted to go to Israel and that's the only country abroad he wants to visit. I have no idea what restaurant manners are expected in Israel, but he probably wouldn't be able to help himself and think he's in welcome company and say something about Palestinians that will offend everyone around.

On the other hand, Israelis might be used to Evangelical American tourists acting like jackasses.

I do think he has said he wants to go to Italy though maybe that was when he was less religious. And yeah I think if he went to Israel it would be more him pissing off some tour group he is in versus random restaurant owners.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Ok I suffered through Jack's latest chili abortion and needed a palate cleanser. This guy below is about as lazy man as they get, and this still looks 10,000 times tastier than whatever the wendigo gets off on.

14:05: "You could freeze it, and it'll be good for....well I don't want to get sued!"

 

[Adamska]

Ok I suffered through Jack's latest chili abortion and needed a palate cleanser. This guy below is about as lazy man as they get, and this still looks 10,000 times tastier than whatever the wendigo gets off on.

14:05: "You could freeze it, and it'll be good for....well I don't want to get sued!"

Since Jack's dead set on spamming the same shit chili, let me contribute to this palate cleansing with shit Jack will NEVER make since it's not the same shit taco soup his mom fed him in the attic:

A Big Bowl of Red:

Chile sin Carne:

Chili Verde:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Every time Jack posts with that fucking shitty bitmoji he should be kicked in the balls.

I hate bitmoji. It’s always old people who post that shit. I miss doctor Kevorkian

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Jr loves owning the libs through his fashion choices.

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This is more like it:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jr loves owning the libs through his fashion choices.

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God, he has the edginess as a 14 year old who just discovered 4Chan. Le epic troll the libtards doood

 

[JackIsBlack]

Junior is a massive faggot. I don’t care for Joe Biden but imagine thinking you’re more useful (I’m sure he does) than the president of the United States when you clean shitters and sell dip/tobacco chew to rednecks at 7-11. What an ignorant cuck. Junior is legit a waste of air just like his faggot father.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Hey kids, make your own Jack Jr. mask!

Funniest mask will receive 20,000 keto points.