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If he's agender now why does he identify as a lesbian and use "she/her"? Or is that just one of the headmates?

 

[Pizdec]

If he's agender now why does he identify as a lesbian and use "she/her"? Or is that just one of the headmates?

The same logic of Wedge trying to say he's translesbian yet still likes guys or what the fuck ever. Also:

Kevin knows this was made back when the Wachowskis were still brothers, right? There's still a heterosexual explanation, especially considering Trinity and Neo fall in love.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

The same logic of Wedge trying to say he's translesbian yet still likes guys or what the fuck ever. Also:
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Kevin knows this was made back when the Wachowskis were still brothers, right? There's still a heterosexual explanation, especially considering Trinity and Neo fall in love.

Fuck you bigot, you’re born trans. They were women then, they just hadn’t read Kevin’s tweets yet.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

If you wouldn't talk about it to your parents in a true crime-topic convo, you don't talk about those Cows irl that most normies miss unless they make the news.

I am not explaining to my parents the saga of Chris Chan. Now, if Trans Waco happened…

I’m pretty sure he was tied up in the pics of his naked man body laid out on the bed while Penny poured wax on his back. I think it may just have been around the wrists tho.

EDIT: found it. Is handcuffs, not rope

Spoiler

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I SHOULD HAVE NOT HAVE SKIMMED THE POST BEFORE THE “EDIT” PART, LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK

"Fixed" in the way you "fix" your dog or cat.

Well to be fair to our pets, normally getting them “fixed” doesn’t cause debilitating lifelong complications that drastically decrease the quality of life.

Imagine not peak transing ur mum with Kevin.

As much as we’re at odds with each other, I could never bring myself to do that to her.

Anyways, I don’t have much to deliver on. Kevin’s just been tweeting about video games.
However, Neck posted a selfie, it is SFW (not being sarcastic, it is literally just a picture of his face) but I respect you people so I will give you the warning that I wasn’t fortunate enough to receive to mentally prepare yourself to see what will appear in your next nightmare.

Spoiler: I wish I didn’t see this before going to sleep

I warned you. This is genuinely fucking terrifying. [A]

 

[Miss Misery]

Try harder, Neck.

Also groom your goddamn eyebrows while you're at it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

A wary gynaecologist inspects Kev's crotch (2021, colorized)

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The same logic of Wedge trying to say he's translesbian yet still likes guys or what the fuck ever. Also:
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Kevin knows this was made back when the Wachowskis were still brothers, right? There's still a heterosexual explanation, especially considering Trinity and Neo fall in love.

If you ever felt sexual attraction to a skinny young woman with nice tits in a catsuit wielding a gun, you're trans.

It's honestly fucking impressive how he manages to look completely dead inside in every single photo.

 

[Pizdec]

It's honestly fucking impressive how he manages to look completely dead inside in every single photo.

Running away is easy, it's the living that's hard.

 

[stupid frog]

At least get yourself a Neck-lace or something, with all that fucking real estate. Yeesh.

 

[The Final Troondown]

You're missing such economic powerhouse systems as feudalism, small pre-industrial barter societies, slavery, and kleptocracy.

Kevin would make a shitty serf.

Can you imagine trying to auction kevin as a slave? the prospective buyer is examining his teeth and hairline that you've spent hours trying to disguise and he pipes up with 'Yesterday I dusted my toy shelf which is good for me because I don't usually like working hard'

There's zero chance you could break even on kevkev with all those physio bills from whipper's elbow

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Can you imagine trying to auction kevin as a slave? the prospective buyer is examining his teeth and hairline that you've spent hours trying to disguise and he pipes up with 'Yesterday I dusted my toy shelf which is good for me because I don't usually like working hard'

There's zero chance you could break even on kevkev with all those physio bills from whipper's elbow

Oh come on now. The Colosseum is always in need of fresh screaming meat to liven up the Saturday afternoon lion hunts. If you're savvy, you can at least cover the cost of shipping his ass to the stockade.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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I know you’ll all have a ball with this tweet in particular.
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Spoiler: Banger tweet

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He reinforces the point of being kinky = good by stating that he was a good Christian boy once, and that Jesus will forgive him for being a degenerate porn addict. [A]
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Who the fuck would take deepthroating advice from kevkev? He allegedly has like 6 tranny gfs and we've only seen him get intimate with wedge who is packing a whopping 4 and a half inches on a good day. If you had any sex advice worth taking you'd be the ranch bike and actually do something useful in your shitty commune

Pokémon is rock-paper-scissors, except you have to win against a man called Rock Stoneson, who lives in a mine, owns several pet rocks, and shouts ROCK IS THE STRONGEST MOVE before you start playing. And Kevin isn't figuring it out. F.

Rock Stoneson is an absolute chad of a name, no wonder he kicked kevin's arse

 

[Neko GF]

If he's agender now why does he identify as a lesbian and use "she/her"? Or is that just one of the headmates?

I don't think that there's any point of trying to understand what Kevin identifies as. He will spew gibberish that contradicts himself i.e. "agender", "bi-lesbian", etc.

It doesn't really matter, because no matter Kevin claims he is. He will always be a perverted man doing a grotesque impression of a woman.

 

[Oxyjen]

Who the fuck would take deepthroating advice from kevkev? He allegedly has like 6 tranny gfs and we've only seen him get intimate with wedge who is packing a whopping 4 and a half inches on a good day. If you had any sex advice worth taking you'd be the ranch bike and actually do something useful in your shitty commune

He’s no Nancy Reagan that’s for sure.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh come on now. The Colosseum is always in need of fresh screaming meat to liven up the Saturday afternoon lion hunts. If you're savvy, you can at least cover the cost of shipping his ass to the stockade.

Kevin would try to get "breed"by the lion before getting mauled to death.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I don' there's any point of trying to understand what Kevin identifies as. He will spew gibberish that contradicts himself i.e. "agender", "bi-lesbian", etc.

It doesn't really matter, because no matter Kevin claims he is. He will always be a perverted man doing a grotesque impression of a woman.

He’s Cope-a-sexual.

He changes his sexuality to help cope better with his absolutely horrific existence.

Right now he knows he can’t be seen as a “She/Her” and can’t get any biological women to save his life but “haha I tricked you, it was a troll all along im actually A-Gender :^)” so it’s all ok

He did this after Kindness rejected his advances and went on a “I’m strictly T4T :^)” tweet storm, again it’s all a cope. If he some how managed to get a some what feminine person to date him he would go back to being a lesbian only looking for other HOT WOMEN .

 

[AMHOLIO]

The same logic of Wedge trying to say he's translesbian yet still likes guys or what the fuck ever. Also:
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Kevin knows this was made back when the Wachowskis were still brothers, right? There's still a heterosexual explanation, especially considering Trinity and Neo fall in love.

Honestly, this is a strong shot of a woman with a butch haircut with a suit that conforms to her fit body. It is good as both lesbian and heterosexual men bait. A woman with power who's good looking is good for both.


This is translesbisn gaze in that the woman is wearing a tight fetish costume holding gun which equals power, and an imbalance of dom women in sexy outfits forcing men to transition or at least be a dom in their lives is part of a lot of "transbians" fetish. The first Wachowski to troon did it because he was getting his jollies off a bdsm dominatrix who encourage cross dressing and trooning out. So ok, I'll give Kevin that this might actually be transbian on the account of "fetish".

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

@Lovecraft's Cat walks among us.

Who calls?

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

get "breed"by the lion

HMMMFPH

Are we sure death by getting mauled alive isnt on his fetish list?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

HMMMFPH

Are we sure death by getting mauled alive isnt on his fetish list?

OH GOSH I NEVER KNEW GETTING MAULED ALIVE WAS THIS HOT *~UwU~* HECC FSADSGHDSGADHSAGHDSHGJKJKJJ I THINK I HAVE A GURO FETISH

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Someone tag me when getting thrown off a roof in some Middle Eastern shithole is Kevin's fetish.

I'll bring beer.