The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Snow Miku]

I always thought "the tranchers are fucking the animals" was a hacky joke, but this tweet coinciding with Kevin's ""werewolf arc"" is starting to turn me into a believer. There's no way Kevin wouldn't be receptive to (what he saw as) one of the dogs coming onto him.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It was Penny and Jay who is the permaculture expert (I had thought that was Jarrod?). They sounded fairly upbeat. Those two, their voices are basically normal male voices to me, not too grating to listen to.

Super late, but Jarrod is Jay, or rather, J.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

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I always thought "the tranchers are fucking the animals" was a hacky joke, but this tweet coinciding with Kevin's ""werewolf arc"" is starting to turn me into a believer. There's no way Kevin wouldn't be receptive to (what he saw as) one of the dogs coming onto him.

He'd better be careful or he's going to get a free revision surgery from a hungry pooch.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He'd better be careful or he's going to get a free revision surgery from a hungry pooch.

No, their dogs are smart enough not to touch rotting meat. Flies however should be more than happy to provide him some necessary wound after-care.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

When was the last time they had any significant media attention? The Samantha Bee segment was filmed over a year ago.

John Oliver was asked once about Joe Exotic, he said that after the Daily Show did a segment on him they were advised to keep their distance from him, because something might happen.

On the face of it an Alpaca farm run by stunning and brave trans women, should be the type of story that progressive media would be all over. Yet they're not. I wonder if it's all the guns knocking around.

The smell is too nauseating for anybody to want to interact with the Tranchers face-to-face.

 

[Prolego]

Earlier, they tweeted a video of the road on the way to drop off the horses. [A]

Those are a couple of nasty looking cracks across the windshield. I'm surprised they haven't used that in their latest round of grifting. Is it legal to drive something like that in Colorado?

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Excuse me, but they absolutely had a vet come tend to their murdered alpacas and had at least one autopsy performed. Just because we never heard the result of the autopsy doesn’t mean it’s fake , you bigot.

"What was the cause of death doc?"
"Well it looks like someone starved this alpaca over the course of months, shore all its wool off and then left it out in a blizzard. There's also evidence somebody tried to fuck the corpse. This Earl guy must be a real sicko."
"Haha yeah, we should keep quiet about this, wouldn't want to scare people with how awful Earl is."

 

[Trig.Point]

The smell is too nauseating for anybody to want to interact with the Tranchers face-to-face.

I think it was the guns, if you're coming out from New York or LA, and you see a bunch of angry people (even a vulnerable marginalised group like trannies) wandering around with slung rifles and holstered pistols, talking about some vague threat. It's going to cause you some concern.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

The new resident posted this [A]
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In light of all these recent kevelations of werewolves, dogs, etc. that space bar command is a little disturbing.

Also, for an outdoor troon, this one seems
to be a little more “stylish”. Is someone getting special privileges?

 

[AMHOLIO]

In light of all these recent kevelations of werewolves, dogs, etc. that space bar command is a little disturbing.

Also, for an outdoor troon, this one seems
to be a little more “stylish”. Is someone getting special privileges?

Do you need privileges to be more stylish or do you just need to dedicate more time than most of them do to their appearance, aka a really low bar to clear?

I wouldn't be surprised if this person had all that stuff before moving to the tranch or just spends their allowance bad.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

In light of all these recent kevelations of werewolves, dogs, etc. that space bar command is a little disturbing.

I think it's best that we all reserve our judgement until we have real, concrete proof that Kevin is diddling his dogs. I mean, not all furries are zoophiles... right?

 

[Fields Of Rye]

A fair amount of dubious claims. E.g. the land was terribly over-grazed when they got there, and they’re improving it. Alpaca pay for themselves in yarn sales no problem.

The yarn is crazy overpriced and they barely seem to care for the alpacas. I have no issues assuming they aren't in the red on that aspect.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope all these animal-abusing scum get thrown in prison and raped and murdered.

 

[AprilRains]

The yarn is crazy overpriced and they barely seem to care for the alpacas. I have no issues assuming they aren't in the red on that aspect.

Overpricing can actually reduce total income. Their demand was inflated by their novelty, at first, but lately the only thing boosting it is their niche appeal to a consumerist demographic which is perpetually begging others for money. That's not a recipe for profit.

 

[TowinKarz]

Powerlevel but if my vet trooned out, I'd go to a different vet.

May as well wear a sign that says "I will fuck your dog."

Well, more fundamentally, they'd be saying "Biology is just a social construct/whatever I feel like" - you know? the exact OPPOSITE of what veterinary medicine is built on?

Entrusting your animal's care to such a person would be entrusting yourself to a doctor who still believed in the theory of bodily humors and miasma.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Not much news since last night’s update, so this will be a short post (thank god, sometimes the length of my updates makes me self-conscious ). Josie announced their safe return and supplied snowy road photos from the trip back. [A]

Penny mentions a “big job this week with lots of stress” and shares more scenic views from the journey back. I wonder if the job was transporting the horses or if there’s an even bigger task approaching. [A]

Penny posted another pic of the horses, they will see them in a couple weeks. [A]

Spoiler: pics

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

(thank god, sometimes the length of my updates makes me self-conscious ).

Don't be. Your updates are fantastic.

I think most their income comes from doing odd jobs (poorly) for the local residents. Think the big job is likely something like that (they mentioned landscaping in the podcast?). I don't think Penny would just stressed about projects on the ranch. Look how long they procrastinated the fence.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I think most their income comes from doing odd jobs (poorly) for the local residents. Think the big jobs is likely something like that (they mentioned landscaping in the podcast?).

That's a part of the lore that needs to be expanded upon

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

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What?
Getting odd jobs as landscapers?
I think that hole in the ground barn* they made is pretty indicative of their skills.

*alpaca death hole

 

[Bob_]

As an Aussie, driving on snowy/icey roads scares the shit out of me.

Add onto that towing a horse trailer? Fuck no!