DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hate Army Watch]

I can't wait to see what people come up with for this format

 

[YokuNama]

I don't know guys. I think just like the TV, the console, or all the other crap he's said was "donated", the joystick was just something he bought himself with all the influx of extra tips he's gotten the last week or so.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Why is it always Hori?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why is it always Hori?

The person donating just loves that brand. (Phil)

 

[PieceofShet]

Why is it always Hori?

Because dsp is a fool, he fell for the marketing strategy, every time.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Definitely not thinning.

 

[Fren]

I was meaning the car. Sorry, I thought that was well-known.

In other news, Phil is a vampire.

Doesn't he have a garden for himself?
The outsides are only reachable once weak for his autistic and unnecessary shopping spree.

 

[JPG]

I'm getting Hori sponsorship tingling feelings. There's been too much shilling of it recently.

Would you buy a used car from a man with this hairstyle?

 

[Burl McMillan]

Why is it always Hori?

Hori's the most marketed brand for fight sticks and as we all know most popular brand = best quality.

 

[snort inquisition]

Hori's the most marketed brand for fight sticks and as we all know most popular brand = best quality.

as far as i'm aware, hori is one of the better third party peripheral makers, i wouldn't know really, i don't buy third party shit, i just know they're by far the most prominent

 

[Forbidden Math]

Hori's the most marketed brand for fight sticks and as we all know most popular brand = best quality.

Which is funny because if you know anything about fightsticks you know all that matters is the stick and buttons, and even cheaper sticks come with Sanwa sticks and buttons that feel great. In fact if I remember right there's something weird about Hori sticks, I think they use an unusual type of button that isn't as good as Sanwa (could be wrong on that, and may only apply to a specific stick but I remember there was some reason I didn't buy a hori).

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Good luck extraditing a God fearing man of parliament from across the pond, yankee pigdoodle.

I absolutely love that he expects us to believe he can afford to extradite someone in a different country for mean words on the internet when he regularly goes on his shitty prestream to talk about how broke he is and how he can’t afford basic necessities and NEEDS you guys to khantribute, okay? He just makes a vague threat about how anyone doing this could go to jail, like the police are omnipotent of all autistic internet spats and will show up at Nigel’s house unannounced to arrest him in the name of the pigroach’s honor… No trial, straight to prison with you!

Never change Phil, you fat retard you.

 

[Cats]

@A_Skellington

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I can't wait to see what people come up with for this format

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[Burl McMillan]

as far as i'm aware, hori is one of the better third party peripheral makers, i wouldn't know really, i don't buy third party shit, i just know they're by far the most prominent

The thing is for Phil the quality of the product is irrelevant, just the prominence part.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

And the only way Phil will ever respond to that is with excuses. "I don't have time to get that good!"

I've heard Phil use this excuse from time to time, and the only way I can respond is with this:

BrolyLegs: The Fighter

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This is BrolyLegs. He's one of the Top Chun-Li players in SFV (and SFIV). He suffers from a bone and muscle deformation that makes him unable to walk, stand, or pick up things. But he still wanted to learn how to get good at fighting games. So he literally learned how to play fighting games with his face. And not just slower, low execution fighting games: he's also played King of Fighters, Injustice, and Granblue Vs. which are fighting games that require complex execution to play.

If that motherfucker can find the time to grind out new fighting games, then Phil doesn'thave an excuse. Especially since he spends nearly all day playing video games anyway. If he wanted he could devote an entire stream learning shit in training mode, testing what he learned in lobbies, then talk with his fans. Why not? It worked for Maximilian.

Phil just doesn't want to learn new fighting games because he sucks dick at every fighter he plays except Super Turbo, where he's basically a D- player. He doesn't want to leave his comfort zone, even when he gets shat there. He'd rather get bodied in something he thinks he's good at instead of get bodied while learning something new. It's hilarious.

 

[Boom Boss]

I absolutely love that he expects us to believe he can afford to extradite someone in a different country for mean words on the internet when he regularly goes on his shitty prestream to talk about how broke he is and how he can’t afford basic necessities and NEEDS you guys to khantribute, okay? He just makes a vague threat about how anyone doing this could go to jail, like the police are omnipotent of all autistic internet spats and will show up at Nigel’s house unannounced to arrest him in the name of the pigroach’s honor… No trial, straight to prison with you!

Never change Phil, you fat retard you.

I love how he believes he is never mean to people, and people are mean to him for no reason.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

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I'd call it clown mode but not even clowns are this obnoxious.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I've heard Phil use this excuse from time to time, and the only way I can respond is with this:

BrolyLegs: The Fighter

'Like' Street Fighter on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/streetfighterFollow @StreetFighter on Twitter:http://www.twitter.com/streetfighterSubscribe on YouT...

www.youtube.com

This is BrolyLegs. He's one of the Top Chun-Li players in SFV (and SFIV). He suffers from a bone and muscle deformation that makes him unable to walk, stand, or pick up things. But he still wanted to learn how to get good at fighting games. So he literally learned how to play fighting games with his face. And not just slower, low execution fighting games: he's also played King of Fighters, Injustice, and Granblue Vs. which are fighting games that require complex execution to play.

If that motherfucker can find the time to grind out new fighting games, then Phil doesn't have an excuse.

Slightly off-topic but BrolyLegs is a total champ and incredibly inspirational. He also bodied the fuck out of LTG if I remember correctly, and sure that’s not a hard task for most but it caused that black DSP dumbass to go on one of his most reprehensible spergouts and I’ll always respect him for that

 

[Kheapathic]

Why is it always Hori?

MadCatz went out of business and Hori is the only non-Chinese brand name out there. They make good shit, but it's also the donator giving Phil wanting what he wants.