DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ProvenWrong]

I think he said "I'm not gonna say anything on that".
He was probably about to say something like "I made half a million one year on Youtube, though" and then caught himself, realizing how badly that fucks with all of his narratives.
You can tell by his inappropriately smarmy smile when he stops himself. He almost gave into the temptation to flex his success in the middle of a rant about how he isn't successful and shouldn't get picked on.

Catching himself was good move because he has never given any specific amounts when he was at his peak, and has flatly denied ever earning as much as he was about to admit to.

Reminds me when Twitch yeeted his ass.

Narrative went from: "Twitch isn't paying me hardly anything!" to "Twitch was my bread and butter ! I was making tons of money on Twitch !"

 

[Iron Hamster]

If he had done more research while abandoning his CT condo he could have found a place where he can get fiber.

He did the next best and easiest thing.............found a place where he can be a fibber.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Mayday mayday we need more tips ASAP!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

he couldn't rent it out because he couldn't find a single "good" property management company

In other words he didn't want to rent to Tevins or west coast pro fighting game players.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Mayday mayday we need more tips ASAP!

Time to up that tips goal to $200...*snort* if you disagree you're a mouth drooling morahnnnn!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I swear to God it is impossible for Phil to go 24 hours without begging. It's every tweet now goddamn.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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I swear to God it is impossible for Phil to go 24 hours without begging. It's every tweet now goddamn.

Did he just comboed his Blondie tweet into another begging tweet?

This man is greed is unlimited

 

[GreySydeDave]

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Did he just comboed his Blondie tweet into another begging tweet?

This man is greed is unlimited

Hahaha yep double beg combo he is trying hard for another Hogan soon

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

>I've never made a million dollars in a year
awkward pause
>pr... I'm not gonna sound sane on that
>I've never made a million dollars in a year
awkward laugh

what?

I can see the confusion. What he said was

"I haven't made a million dollars a year... for... I'm not gonna <unintelligible> say nothing. I never made a million dollars in a year"

He caught himself dunking on the quality of the content of those to whom he was referring and letting the jealousy drip out of his mouth like venom.

 

[Dona Morte]

Latest community post.

Blondie pic is added by me, Blondie detractor confirmed.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The Organic Freefall has begun.

Since all of those members that joined last month were True and Honest fans that have been around since Phil was conceived, I guess that means that Phil has declined so much in quality that they're abandoning him. This means that the channel is dying organically! Oh no!

"For some reason".
They were socks. Dropped on the same day. It's getting really awkward that he is refusing to accept what everyone knows. We're all expected to pretend Santa is real for the teenager that is fully aware he isn't, but doesn't want to admit that.
Email your sock maker directly and ask why he isn't setting the socks to auto-renew. This is absolutely his fault.

EDIT: Then he again rants that people are not allowed to send him things without emailing him first.
Which is fine, but why does he say, every single time he mentions the joystick, that it was sent 'without Phil asking for it'? He is hyping up exactly what he then tells people they are not allowed to do, without elaborating on the situation further. How stupid do you have to be to not understand why your audience is confused by this?

And Slayer is here and tipped $1.50, so there's literally no reason for anyone else to tip - there is $100 guaranteed already.

 

[GreySydeDave]

Chill Stream™ everyone !

EDIT: fucked up with spoilers and pictures, my bad.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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Blondie pic is added by me, Blondie detractor confirmed.

fucking lmao that member cope

 

[BlackDragoons]

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What benefits? Seriously? The only benefit thats going around is you getting money for doing absolutely nothing.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

1 line for streaming, 1 line for gacha whaling.

"one for me, one for my hooker!"

 

[BlackDragoons]

You know, after re watching Kitchen Nightmares out of boredom I swear to god Phil and Amy could be related.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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Chill Stream™ everyone !

EDIT: fucked up with spoilers and pictures, my bad.

What did Muta say about Piggy?

 

[Alt+F4]

What did Muta say about Piggy?

He has done a meme of a dsp ism, aka snorting and begging his viewers. Maybe you know of this. But that is all it would take for Phil to hold a grudge.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He has done a meme of a dsp ism, aka snorting and begging his viewers. Maybe you know of this. But that is all it would take for Phil to hold a grudge.

Yes I believe the moment in question happened in a particular stream of his two years ago, captured here.

And that wasn't even most of it, he also watched him fumbling around in Minecraft, critiqued his Amazon wish list and took jabs at his financial situation (it's important to notice actually that this was pre both WWE Champions leaks and the bankruptcy) in this this video.

So ohh boy you'd bet piggy would have a bug up his ass about him and just like with what happened with ProJared, I guarantee he'd be kicking him while he's down, whenever Muta has any bad publicity down the line.