DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm going to single you out without naming you, and I'm going to trash your content, but don't ever do the same to me, that's punching down buddy.

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Literally disproves himself everyday,
So we don't have the best postage speeds in my country but it seems weird phill got this game and then like 2 days later new fighting stick.

Wtf is with phill rubbing his moustache in the most fucking weird way possible
 
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I'm going to single you out without naming you, and I'm going to trash your content, but don't ever do the same to me, that's punching down buddy.

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>I've never made a million dollars in a year
awkward pause
>pr... I'm not gonna sound sane on that
>I've never made a million dollars in a year

awkward laugh

what?
 
Wait he made a huge deal about the fight stick but didn't play a fighting game today? Just let the box sit there until Friday you impatient bastard. If there was any doubt this was the tell he bought this himself and couldn't wait to show everybody.

It took the stream deck box like a year to show up on stream and it'll be a few more until he hooks it up. That's how Phil treats gifts from fans.
 
Lol at the paypigs superchatting him and getting no acknowledgement. Totally worth stealing moms credit card, wasn't it?
What would you do as a parent seeing your son steal your credit card to donate to DarksydePhil? I hate child abuse, but how do you not beat him senseless. There's nothing else you can do because it's over.
 
My point still stands though, clearly the business-class isn’t worth anything because Comcast.
The "business-class" has nothing to do with the speed of the internet he gets, it's about the support he gets. I remember when he was having the internet installed in his "office" that it was pointed out to him that the set up would see him not get the full speed he was paying for. And I highly doubt that he has ever had a change to the package he gets
I'm going to single you out without naming you, and I'm going to trash your content, but don't ever do the same to me, that's punching down buddy.

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Phil is in denial over his being in a bubble, thinking like he only used to act like "his shit don't stink". He's just like that now, he lives in an echochamber where he denies everything that he ever did. When people say phil hasn't changed, this is what we mean. That he still believes to this day that he "didunt do nuthin" and that the only reason he is in the position he is in is because some people decided to spread lies about him.
Apropos of nothing: I was looking for the "I may be begging for tips for the rest of my life" clip, but found this instead:


That chair wobbling is wild.
And to think that the guy who claims that bankruptcy sucked and would be a terrible idea, decides that getting a bankruptcy was a win. Also still find it funny that the chair was something Phil was more than willing to give up his credibility for. That chair is proof that his narrative around never taking sponsorships is as fake as most of his members.
 
Apropos of nothing: I was looking for the "I may be begging for tips for the rest of my life" clip, but found this instead:


That chair wobbling is wild.
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Forgot all about that stream thanks it's so funny.
 
Lol at the paypigs superchatting him and getting no acknowledgement. Totally worth stealing moms credit card, wasn't it?
Like user @NursezillaX said to the post earlier, I think it's truly laughable just how dense these idiots truly are. What satisfaction are they really going to achieve by constantly super chatting at the pig when most of the time he hardly reads some of the questions out if his attention is fixated on whatever is going on in front of him or he's on an unhinged rant about something completely different that a random commenter brought up that wasn't attached to a super chat? Logically you would be pretty pissed off at the guy who didn't even bother looking the other way and probably wouldn't do something like that again.

But oh no these pay pigs are special kind of dense, I have witnessed some of the most senseless and sloppy sentences I have ever witnessed in some of these super chats that have their autism diagnosis on full display, I can't even cringe at them properly any more because the moment they pop up you already know what you're about to see, just some really tired and overused troll remark or some completely random comment that has nothing to do with what's happening or some brain dead level advice that Phil doesn't ever bother to read fully and just replies "okay, thanks for the superchat ______".
 
Doesn't comcast do a credit check? suprised they would have approved him back in 2014. His internet is probably slow because he lives in a townhouse connected to two other homes.
 
Doesn't comcast do a credit check? suprised they would have approved him back in 2014. His internet is probably slow because he lives in a townhouse connected to two other homes.
If he had done more research while abandoning his CT condo he could have found a place where he can get fiber.
 
Dave "used to build computers" Burnell can't even tell you what version of Windows he's using. He claims the computer he uses to stream with wouldn't be able to handle Fightcade. Not able to handle emulating 20-30 year old sprite based fighting games. He couldn't wrap his head around what he would do if that new laptop crashed and it needed to be "restored" when it didn't come with a restore disk or cd drive. It's not the early 2000s, Phil. You download a Windows/Linux ISO, you "burn" it to a USB stick.
Pretty sure it's either 7 or 7.1 based on the age of his PC
 
Doesn't comcast do a credit check? suprised they would have approved him back in 2014. His internet is probably slow because he lives in a townhouse connected to two other homes.
Just before Phil moved to the Wahkahndo, he'd just finished paying off all of his old credit cards and debts (outside of the conndo), which looked good for his credit.
 
>pr... I'm not gonna sound sane on that
I think he said "I'm not gonna say anything on that".
He was probably about to say something like "I made half a million one year on Youtube, though" and then caught himself, realizing how badly that fucks with all of his narratives.
You can tell by his inappropriately smarmy smile when he stops himself. He almost gave into the temptation to flex his success in the middle of a rant about how he isn't successful and shouldn't get picked on.

Catching himself was good move because he has never given any specific amounts when he was at his peak, and has flatly denied ever earning as much as he was about to admit to.
 
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