The Square Enix Griefing Thread

Broseph said:
While we're on the topic, who else is gonna torrent FFVII remake next week instead of paying $70 for a game on Chinese Spyware that's disguised as a game launcher?
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isn't Yuffie supposed to appear in part 2?

I can not wait to see how they make her completely insufferable. Between Tifa's tits getting the chopping block and Aerith sounding like a fucking annoying twtich thot, the FF7 females haven't had the best luck so far.
 
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Broseph said:
While we're on the topic, who else is gonna torrent FFVII remake next week instead of paying $70 for a game on Chinese Spyware that's disguised as a game launcher?
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Most of their games on PC have some for of DRM anyway, not to mention I saw FFVII Intergrade for $35 during Black Friday for PS5 anyway. I seriously wish that they would stop doing Epic Game Store exclusive garbage along with terrible pricing (Kingdom Hearts takes the cake for that pricing bullshit).
 
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It's pretty funny how Sega just kinda became the kings of JRPGs, totally cucking Square Enix when they bought Atlus and got Shin Megami Tensei & Persona, and then turning Yakuza into an RPG franchise.

Meanwhile with Square-Enix, their rereleases are so fucking dire, it's always up in the air whether or not they'll use appropriate fonts. How do you even screw that up?
 
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I don't have to mention that SquareShit is the reason Deus Ex will never get a finale because all the manpower of Eidos was mismanaged by corpos when they were evaluating Mankind Divided's creation. Then they goaded the rest of the team to kill the franchise, and for what? A shitty Avengers game?
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Square makes trash aside from ports. Even their remakes and remasters are, at best, half-assed and censored.

The rumored Chrono Cross remaster will probably be trash but it's Chrono, so I gotta support it (unless it goes woke).
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The SaGa Frontier remaster has some game ending bugs, and the foregrounds are cut to dogshit - you can see huge rectangular chunks of background attached to the foreground when your players sprite passed behind it.

They're at the point where they rely on modders to fix their shit, yet they're somehow even more hostile to modders than Bethesda.
 
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SSF2T Old User said:
isn't Yuffie supposed to appear in part 2?

I can not wait to see how they make her completely insufferable. Between Tifa's tits getting the chopping block and Aerith sounding like a fucking annoying twtich thot, the FF7 females haven't had the best luck so far.
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Yuffie shows up early in the ps5 dlc. I liked her, but I only spoiled the cutscenes. If you don’t particularly care for her happy attitude she gets a nasty wake up call at the end.
 
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MysticLord said:
The SaGa Frontier remaster has some game ending bugs, and the foregrounds are cut to dogshit - you can see huge rectangular chunks of background attached to the foreground when your players sprite passed behind it.

They're at the point where they rely on modders to fix their shit, yet they're somehow even more hostile to modders than Bethesda.
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Did they actually fix some and add in some (or all) of the cut content from that game?
 
Please square, I have a terminal illness and my make-a-wish is a new front mission. please oh please!
 
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Mike Stoklasa said:
@Love_Machine011 gets the new front mission and it is awful.

The monkey's paw curls and Love Machine's terminal illness vanishes, meaning there is no other choice but to play the terrible game.

Which of the SaGa/FF Legend releases on the Switch are worth my time and money?
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Not the Collection of Saga, anyway, those are just Game Boy ROMs and they were weird games even when they were new
 
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I never noticed the graphical bugs in the SaGa Remaster that you mention but I believe you. I didn't get that far, just did a ton of grinding at biolab to get OP monsters. A lot of the QoL features they added made the game way easier too, like being able to escape from almost any battle.

Still, at least they added extra content with the Fuse stuff. The Legend Of Mana remaster is highway robbery at 30$. Runs worse than the original psx game or an emulator and arguably looks worse too.
 
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