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He already played that card last month
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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King of Hateful Slurs
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“What would you rather consume, a pail of liquid goat shit, a bucket of baby piss, or a bedpan of a cancer patient’s vomit?”
It doesn’t take much to be a decent person, even when you’re playing video games for the Internet which, admittedly, is filled with people easily seized by the confidence which comes from pseudonymity. All three fail to clear the lowest of the bars regularly.
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This is one of the most annoying faggoty quirks in DSPs rep, the whole “superchats help me long term” gimmick happens each month every day. If they “helped long term” meaning next month, shouldn’t he have stopped saying that after the first month in the payment cycle, as now it would just be another regular monthly income? I mean obviously he can’t stop saying that because there would then be one fewer excuse to beg, but it’s really frustrating to hear him brush it off as if it’s not even helpful when they apparently are one of the only things keeping him from having to watch him and his family starve, and yet still failing to recognize that they do help him short term being that it’s steady money coming in every month. DSP logic is enough to drive one mad.
There's being a faggot, there's being a paypig, and then there's being Swagginz. I wonder if this autistic fuck thinks he's being sly or being ironic when he's been Phil's bitch for so long. One of the worst cases of being humiliated by Phil and then crawling back to him.
But "hahaha I was only pretending to be retarded!", right, Fagginz?
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Maybe I watched too many @Piece of Peace streams but I cannot NOT read this in his voice.
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lol. Like that would be enough
King of Hateful Slurs
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Clip from Hate Army Watch Phil just ignores a $200 SC and begs for tips instead.
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If I remember correctly, Wings begged hard for a certain amount to get the surgery done near him, but they wanted him to lose x amount of weight in x amount of time to make sure he could actually stick to a diet. Of course he failed to do so and ended up getting the surgery done in Mexico, where they didn’t have that requirement and was also way cheaper. So he retconned the beg and said he asked for the original amount because he wanted to have “options”. He ended up spending the remaining surgery money on a shitty Mustang with a salvage title. Thanks for the money dummies!
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Your problem, Phail, is that you assume anyone watching is enjoying your garbage, and that they have money they can afford to throw at you. What you actually get are pitybux. Take it from an actual business person, you do not provide a service worth paying for. If I ran my business the way you do yours, I'd have been out of business long ago.
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If everyone watching tipped Phil $1, he would have $300. Then he would want the same amount tomorrow.
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Phil tried this back in the day with his YouTube fans. "If everyone subbed to me donated one dollar, I'd never have to ask for money" or something like that.
At the time it would've been something like $190k/month.
Shockingly, it didn't work.
Not surprised Swagginz wants everyone else to tow the line now that the Texas Trust fund has dried up.
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Wings’ trolls are legit dentheads. Go watch the discord call he did with them once pre-surgery where he says “I could say I’m having the surgery tomorrow and that still wouldn’t be concrete enough for you” and his trolls start chimping out and claiming that he’s lying about having the surgery scheduled for the following day, literally not understanding him being hyperbolic.
Also funnily enough Wings broke into the normiesphere with that photo of him and the stop sign becoming a reaction image meme; LTG is a regular meme and seems to have good will towards him still at least at laughing about him. He had his boogie rant and more recently the kill yourself now rant which also became a reaction image in normie twitter. What does Phil have? Nothing.
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You say this like this would stop him from doing it literally the next day.
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Fair enough on all this. I think the main difference is that Wings had actual fans and reputation in Call of Duty, warranted or not. He had people that actually liked and respected him, and he fucked a lot of them over. Phil never had that, except for maybe Jahn Rahmbo.
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Youtube keeps 30% of the superchat. That's what its really about but he knows he can't explicitly say that he wants to cut YT out so the immediate help bit is the best he can do (and I'm surprised YT doesn't stomp him for that anyway)
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- "uh........I can't have 300 50 bit bitches carrying the stream. And there's no reason to stop when you've only given a dollar. Sound good? Alright then"
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It’s going to take YouTube just as long if not much, much longer than Twitch to even consider to begin caring about Phil shitting in their pond. Alphabet is the one parent company larger than Amazon and fucking everyone is on YouTube. It took literally every other major platform pulling the plug on Alex Jones before YouTube threw him off.
Of course, all that will make it even more funny if it ever actually happened.
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Youtube will kick out everyone below the top .001% corporate and view whoring creators before they care at all about Phil.