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HypeBeast said:
Things not to watch before I sleep.

edit: "I'll take ya'll on :tomgirl:"
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He forgot to mention that he'll give any takers a good strong-handed massage that his mother enjoyed in the past. ;)

So, how many [ween] emails do you suppose he's received by now?

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So, has Anna seen this yet? What about Chris's therapist?
 
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To all those aspiring trolls out there: you might as well pack it in right now. Chris doesn't need you anymore to post humiliating crap on the net.
 
Sometimes when you think all is lost and Chris only cares about shilling his Amiibos, he comes a long with this instant classic.
 
getoffmylawn said:
Sometimes when you think all is lost and Chris only cares about shilling his Amiibos, he comes a long with this instant classic.
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It's the fallback program in his head finally being executed. It's that one computer maintenance program you know you should regularly use... But didn't for years, and this very thing is what happens.
 
if you listen closely you can hear barb screaming for help from the bottom of the well in the basement, as she slowly wastes away so Buffalo Bill can make the first piece of his woman suit.
 
Jesus H. Christ... This guy never learn fuckin' learns does he? Folks... It's about to be 2009 all over again. Let the good times roll!
 
I think this strongly supports the theory that in Chris' brain, becoming transgender somehow opens you to the market of both straight on lesbian women. Also he never learns...looking for another online sweetheart? This can only end well.
 
Derbydollar said:
Hello to all my lucky lady fans! Yes, I just got out of the shower I feel clean again.

Well, it gets lonely around here in my bedroom. I feel like I might want to date some of ya'll. We can get to know each other, you know? Have a pleasant dinner, or just enjoy a conversational break over coffee. See where things go, see how we feel around each other. Yeah, maybe I'll eventually find my sweetheart amongst ya'll. *Dramatic Pause* See where things go, ya know?

I'm open to all kinds of women cause you get the whole package in one: The female soul, the body that can go any way you desire... *Pulls their shirt shoulder down* My ladies. Mmmm. Straight, bisexual, lesbian... I'll take ya all on. Cause I have- Cause, I'm an overlooked treasure who should not be ignored or overlooked any longer.

So, I get- I think we should start getting to know each other my loyal lady fans. Of course you know who I'm talking to. Mmm, Mm, Mm... Ya'll.

So just contact me at the email address I provide underneath this video, and we'll set up a lovely date just between the two of us. Mmm. One weekend, ya'll can visit- Maybe get a hotel room? Yaw. (Wtf is this noise?)

We'll spend a lovely evening together, you know- something. Or maybe we'll swing by here...?

Well, get to know me, talk to me. See whether we- see whether we click or not. Mmm. Lovely lovely times and memories to be shared. Maybe that things won't work out for the long run- But you'll still get a new friend in me anyway. And I pinky promise on there.

Thank you all for your attention and what not. *Breaths In*
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Why is it that when I read something where Chris is trying to be sexy I always hear it in the voice of Tree Trunks from Adventure Time?

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Zvantastika said:
How many "This is horrible" posts are we gonna get from this little thread?.
Anyway, vertical video, never change Chris. Also, those cleavage flirting attempts, jesus.
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Well at least he's not using that goddamn Playstation camera that makes it look like the room is filled with a toxic yellow haze that no human could survive in.
 
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