Lovequest 11/2/15 - HelloLadyFans

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That's just... beautiful.
All the progress, and all the praise, just went poof with just a press of the upload button.
Well done, Chris, well done. You've proven your peers wrong once again, pulling your glorious lolcow crown further away from ADF's cheese-stained palms.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
ADF is pretty salty right now. If he posted a "sexy" video just to compete with Chris, things could get even... Hairier. :|

Chris' baby talk is so creepy! The attempt of being subtle is pretty amusing tho.
 
The dead cilence between lines makes me think that it was pre scripted and that he is reading from a paper behind the camera.

That aside, there is nothing more sexy then hear him hum and say "y'all" wile showing his moobs. On youtube.
 
ADF is pretty salty right now. If he posted a "sexy" video just to compete with Chris, things could get even... Hairier. :|
I look forward to watching his subforum try to spin this as Christine just trying to acknowledge her natural beauty and sexuality, and ADF is being transmisogynistic by denying her the right do so.
 
I thought I had gotten into lolcow-following too late to witness classic Chris shenanigans firsthand, and I'm glad to be wrong there. Between the new Sonichu comics and this video, I can finally kind of feel what the weird old days of Christory were like, and I couldn't be...happier? More unsettled?

Anyways, it's hilarious how we thought he was going dry as a lolcow or getting better as a person, how we thought the "good old" days were over...and then this comes roaring out of the ashes like a phoenix of autism.

Godspeed, Chris.

[engage the weens mothafuckaaaas]
 
When the OP posted "I was wrong when I said he was done producing milk" and the thumbnail of the video is Chris with his shirt half off I really expected the worst.
 
Sometime in early 2015 Chris shifted his focus from losing his penis to playing up his intersex benefits. He knows he can't cut off his penis yet anyway because he still needs to produce Crystal (and there's no indication that he's given up on this quest). In May he wrote that he was "not in a big hurry" to have the operation, that "less than 20% of transgenders have their ops." Instead, he was "exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina."

This is pretty similar to what he's included in his official Facebook Attraction Sign which he wrote in May: "I have an open mind for what you may desire. traditional for the straight women. clit-rubbing and pussy eating for the lesbians. And any way for the bisexual women. Massages, making out, lots of attention and eye contact, and whatever else desired, for all Women regardless of orientation!" This is what he means by having the "whole package" in the video. He thinks he's widening his market, when of course all he's doing is annihilating it.

Also, about five seconds into this, I said, "he's drunk." Or is he just trying to be seductive? "Hello my lucky lady faaaans."
 
You know how when kids do stupid stuff but you don't get angry at them because they're kids? That's sort of the attitude I have about CWC and that video.
 
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