DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The 3-tier begging system is not only scummy as fuck, but it actively discourages tipping. Why would a paypig want to keep tipping if there are 3 fucking “goals”?
So the paypig can subscribe but then forget to cancel which is what Phil means by "steady income" because it's what his dumbass does. I don't think Youtube does auto-subscribe, but not like Phil knows either.

There's no goal with Superchats because Youtube takes Phil's money, and fuck you motherfuckers for fucking with Phil's money.
 
Linking this for posterity, enjoy yourself some raw entitlement
Outright berating his audience for getting bored with his half-hour breaks.
This is Phil's problem-solving summed up perfectly. People lose interest when you take breaks? Order them to stop losing interest when you take breaks. Good job.
You gotta love the logic of "If you're enjoying the content, support it." If you don't support, that means you aren't having fun. And if you aren't having fun, Phil expects you to leave and go watch another streamer (preferably one with blue hair since if you don't like Phil you're most likely a child)
I don't know how anyone can say tips aren't expected with this line of thinking. By definition, if you're watching Phil's stream you should be khantributing.
How he chafes at the idea of someone watching his streams for free.
 
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Begging in every single tweet is the norm now :lunacy:
 
"When I get more time for MP at night"
You mean time for the MP you are playing right now without your members?
For someone who expects so much money from his fans, he sure does hate the shit out of them. He's just a leech, and that Slayer dude is being strung along by his balls, because he thinks Phil gives a shit about his anime.

I don't pity Slayer though, I think whales like him have to learn the hard way.
 
Lmao he just ran away from grouping with a paycuck because they're too high level and he doesn't want to play against non-bots

"Sorry Elipsion sadly I can't play with you you're too high level you have played way more than me."
Paycuck mod btfo
So if we for arguments sake entertain the absolute fiction that is DSP playing MP with the chairs, they better not have played the game a lot.
 
He looks terrible. It's not normal for someone to decline so rapidly in appearance. It's not so much that he's aged (although he has) he looks in really poor health.

He also appears to have lost all control over his world. He barely controls his vices, and walks straight into all traps that are set for him. He also seems to have a simpler mind. Really shallow reasoning. knee jerk reactions to stuff. He's diminished. He seems to do the rocking back and forth more. He's lost previous inhibitions, particularly the wrote begging/begging tweet which he previously saved for special occasions or did off screen out of embarrassment. Even quicker to rage or grievance like this ridiculous ArnoldGate rant which he could have just left alone.

He's basically a confirmed barely functioning alcoholic at this point right? The bank leaks and some days he appears hungover or drunk. Drinking a lot also explains the fast food door dash impulse. So inability to control his inhibitions, alcoholic and lacks any insight so no hope to get help or get his life back on the rails.

I don't know how quick it will happen but the trajectory seems very clear. It would be tragic if it happened to anyone other than Phil. Since it's him I'm finding it interesting to observe a person in such rapid decline. Imagine failing this badly at life.
A huge part is definitely due to his poor lifestyle, but I'm guessing some blame should also go to him surrounding himself with 50 IQ chat randos most days of the week. If most of your human interaction is with idiots (and I'm even inclined to include Kat in this pile), you're also likely to lose cognitive capability since you don't need to use it at all.

As for losing his inhibitions to beg, it's also because he subconsciously realized that he'll always get his tips from the usual dunces, so there's no need to hide it anymore. He could beg all hours of his stream and he'll still get them.
 
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