DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Fuck me mate, bloody good call.

Teeth are definitely the right color.

 

[NotValKilmer]

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"Physically drained" from playing Halo for 6 hours

His dad must be so proud of what a useless bitch of a son he brought up.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Slowly creeping up at him. I play BTB almost exclusively since it's less sweaty since 4v4 is some shit where one member being ass just makes it an unfun experience. But anyway I do believe 4v4 has it and he's been playin retards for the past streams. I'm talkin straight up day 1 grey spartan mexican retards.

Weird how he is all of a sudden rusty after playing the fuckin campaign earlier. It's now that he's played this one shooter all day and he's exhausted, but also rusty.

I play mostly solo/duo ranked with a friend I’m diamond 3 currently and my quick play matches are always super sweaty.

BTB is usually alright but it comes at the cost of worse connections imo.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Sadly missed the MP stream tonight but it sounds like SBMM finally caught up to him.

Hopefully Halo isn't broken because of lazy developers like CoD was, and you cant simply quit 2-3 matches in a row to get out of random matches with people with bad connection!

 

[Iron Father]

"Sorry Elipsion sadly I can't play with you you're too high level you have played way more than me."
Paycuck mod btfo

He says shit like this while simultaneously trying to sell the Halo multiplayer streams as "competitive" lmao. He says, wide-eyed, "how am I supposed to improve?!" Gee I dunno, play against good players?

Easymode Phil, forever the scrub.

 

[tzgnilki]

He says shit like this while simultaneously trying to sell the Halo multiplayer streams as "competitive" lmao. He says, wide-eyed, "how am I supposed to improve?!" Gee I dunno, play against good players?

Easymode Phil, forever the scrub.

MundaneDave in rawdsp chat was talking about how DSP is, most of the time, Top of the losing team, or Bottom of the winning team

it was interesting to see it happen in real time, and the cope, saying "everyone has had an extra week to practice so ofcourse they're better", as if there's only one variable seperating him from being MLG

 

[David Davidson]

Two things: 1) use pigpiggo and look up "extra money". The number of times it's come up in the last 5 years is something else. 2) Searching "Christmas money" brought up a quiplash stream from Jan 2017 (should be timestamped):

Suggests that it could be from Christmas 2016.

I have tried this and got the exact same video and timeframe. The thing is, I think it was earlier in december 2016 when he said it which is a lot to goo through and I can just miss if I zone out because of normal Phil things. I do remember the SOK did talk about it in length which fits too but Fred deleted all those videos so its just that much harder to find.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

MundaneDave in rawdsp chat was talking about how DSP is, most of the time, Top of the losing team, or Bottom of the winning team

it was interesting to see it happen in real time, and the cope, saying "everyone has had an extra week to practice so ofcourse they're better", as if there's only one variable seperating him from being MLG

The games where he was "bottom of the team" he said "well it's cause I am rusty," and the ones he was at the top of his team, he popped off.

Also he trash talks people while having no mic, that's how you know he is a pussy!

Let him stay in Wonderland, because no one outside of it takes him seriously.

 

[Lazycunt]

The games where he was "bottom of the team" he said "well it's cause I am rusty," and the ones he was at the top of his team, he popped off.

Also he trash talks people while having no mic, that's how you know he is a pussy!

Let him stay in Wonderland, because no one outside of it takes him seriously.

No only is phill a sore loser and bad sport while also being a sore winner either way, the only cunts that buy your excuses are retarded.

Watching halo stream his team is together and he's by himself , he dies bitches about his team not supporting him ....
You are a fucking spineless little bitch phillip
And you can't even gloat about anything. little bitch in his little bitch house

 

[JamFlowMan]

I have tried this and got the exact same video and timeframe. The thing is, I think it was earlier in december 2016 when he said it which is a lot to goo through and I can just miss if I zone out because of normal Phil things. I do remember the SOK did talk about it in length which fits too but Fred deleted all those videos so its just that much harder to find.

Was bored so I did some digging and not sure if I found it but it's close enough. Doesn't mention grandparents which I swear I remember too but maybe that was tacted on by detractors or he was shameless enough to do this multiple times. This is Phil's own video if you want to switch on that ad block. Should start at 17:31.

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Have to give a shout out to EddyB43 who used to give detailed breakdowns of Phil's prestreams and such on Twitter. Found this tweet on the Farms which made things much easier.

https://twitter.com/EddyB43Cynic/status/811310167392481281

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[Lazycunt]

So I was watching old dsp bullshit and I swear he calls his prestream a podcast so this ain't even new shit.

Also Dave thinks because he streams he can't go outside for half an hour maybe go for a walk to get sun but he also doesn't need the sun because he has vitamin D tablets ... he really falls for the marketing

 

[King Nutsack]

Linking this for posterity, enjoy yourself some raw entitlement

Outright berating his audience for getting bored with his half-hour breaks.

You'd think he'd be close to figuring out the solution to this problem. Unfortunately to him the solution can't be "stop taking half hour WWE Champions breaks, maybe nobody's going to believe I've been shitting in the toilet for 30 minutes", but "if people are enjoying the stream, I demand they give me money no matter how long my break is. Sound good? Alright then"

He has recognized that there is a problem, but there's nothing he could do.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

So I was watching old dsp bullshit and I swear he calls his prestream a podcast so this ain't even new shit.

Also Dave thinks because he streams he can't go outside for half an hour maybe go for a walk to get sun but he also doesn't need the sun because he has vitamin D tablets ... he really falls for the marketing

Phil is an idiot mate. It pains me to say this because streaming isn't a job, but he makes up his own work schedule. He also fell for the "Mature adult" marketing that he likes to bring up so often. If he wanted to or cared he could go out, have friends and do everything he claims he can't do due to his beggingstreaming.

People work longer hours while making less money yet manage to have better relationships, lives and find time for their hobbies. The only reason Phil refuses to do any of that, and it might shock you, is because he is actually happy with the way his life is. He doesn't want to go out, he doesn't want to have friends and he doesn't want to have a good relationship.

He never wanted to go out and partake in any activity besides gaming. He only goes out to waste money, eat or get his mail. He never had many friends, and the ones he had left him because he is a bitter cunt. He will also never again go out to make friends because he is afraid of any and all confrontation because he is a wee little pussy that is afraid of everything. He will never put himself in a situation where he can't ignore and twist reality like he can behind his little camera and keyboard. His relationship is utter wank. Katherine doesn't take care of herself, from what we saw of her she got fatter everytime so clearly she doesn't care about herself and so it's no shock she doesn't care about Phil either. She doesn't cook, Phil told us her cooking is mainly putting precooked store food in the oven. She doesn't care about Phil enough to be with him for any birthday, Valentines, Christmas or New Year stream. He just recently told us she even refuses to pick up his mail. Even when they have their "day off" she recently refused to be with her husband so she could play games. She works part time, if at all anymore and all she does is play games. However she gladly lives in his condo, takes his money and eats the food he orders. Phil has no relationship and Phil has no family, a bloody russian mail order bride and cat don't count.
This isn't one sided mind you, it's not Katherine's fault. Phil doesn't care about her either, she is just a fat trophy for him so he can seem like this "Mature adult". If he cared about her he would've taken her to some shit tier, close to a Zoo or amusement park honeymoon. But he doesn't, and we know money isn't an issue since he wastes thousands on WWE. The issue is wasting more money on Katherine, when he could waste it on things that make him happy. So he wastes it on fast food, gin, games and WWE pulls.

Phil lives his life exactly how he wants it, the only reason he claims otherwise is to pull at heartstrings. Would he want to change it, he could do so in a heartbeat.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

You're having a "tough time swallowing" that a drunk who slurs his words all the time slurred when he spoke?

Edit:
I think anyone trying to nail DSP to a cross for this one is fighting a losing fight, just gonna put that out there.

The edit here is spot-on. Some of the posters I’ve seen took the N word thing way too seriously. Personally, I’m not here to argue the rights and wrongs of a fat alcoholic gouty retard saying something that sounds like the N word. I’m here to laugh, and at the end of the day it’s much funnier to see Phil sperg out over this slip-up so hard than to argue about it for pages at a time.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

i had phils halo online stream on while playing chrono trigger. I wanted to listen to the desperation after finding out he whined the whole stream

I cant believe he has found a way to blame metroid dread for low tips. I mean, i dont know how he has made the connection. But apparently because Dread went 2 streams longer than he anticipated, its effecting the halo streams.

Oh well.... I guess no more metroidvania

Also blaming his team mate for giving him harder matches. He wont play with members but he will play with a guy who is a long time halo player.

Phil is so desperate to look good playing this game and all online games, its like the TIHYDP compilations has given him severe PTSD/paranoia.

 

[Iron Father]

MundaneDave in rawdsp chat was talking about how DSP is, most of the time, Top of the losing team, or Bottom of the winning team

it was interesting to see it happen in real time, and the cope, saying "everyone has had an extra week to practice so ofcourse they're better", as if there's only one variable seperating him from being MLG

I particularly enjoyed the way he called the higher ranked lobbies the "tryhard lobbies" and then realized he just indirectly insulted the fan he was playing with, and had to throw him a few compliments. Really funny how he's a "true genuine gamer" when convenient, but when he comes across actually dedicated passionate gamers who climb rankings in competitive games he talks down to them, calls them tryhards, no-life losers etc.

Cry more, DarkysdeBitchtits.

 

[Sona]

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"Physically drained" from playing Halo for 6 hours

He has gone from being physically drained from carrying cartons of milk, to being physically drained from playing video games.

It's actually pathetic, Phil

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He has gone from being physically drained from carrying cartons of milk, to being physically drained from playing video games.

It's actually pathetic, Phil

Ultimate laziness, Phil presents himself as the epitome of a tournament level couch potatoe.

Phil rolls out of his bed sometimes minutes before he starts the stream (he's never on time for a lot of them) late in the morning, doesn't even put on a fresh pair of clothes and leaves his zelda pyjama pants on, looks like absolute shit, probably smells like it as well since he doesn't like to shower that much, starts picking excrement all over himself like his skin on his face and dry ear wax or whatever hell he scratches behind his ears and of course he starts yawning because not only is he absolutely bored out of his own mind but multiple times he can hardly keep himself awake from what he has to put himself though.

And he unironically had the audacity to recently tweet that he feels PHYSICALLY DRAINED after stream.

 

[gaarashatan]

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imagine simping for someone else for money. LUL

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I'm watching the Yoshi's Island TIHYDP and he's saying it's a trash Mario game. Imagine being the one guy on Earth who hates Yoshis Island and thinking you know shit about video games.

It made me irrationally pissed off that he kept referring to it as a Mario game just because Nintendo of America slapped a "Super Mario World 2" subtitle on it. Yoshi's Island isn't a Mario game. It's a spinoff subseries with completely different gameplay. No one refers to Yoshi's Story, New Yoshi's Island, or Yoshi's Crafted World as Mario games. Phil literally fell for the marketing scheme.