Trainwreck Trisha Paytas - enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

[Rustled Jimmies]

So this is the real life Miss Piggy and Kermit.

I thought Count von Count was more applicable for Moses in this scenario

 

[John Freeman]

Trisha and Moses got married:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE WE'RE MARRIED!

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They're filming just after the ceremony and talking about the ceremony for the first part. Moses shirt didn't fit so he had to get a new one and the people at the hotel wouldn't let him take the car because they thought he was leaving Trisha.
at 9:50 you can see more of her dress. It's like a triangle bustier sewn onto a massive net skirt. It looks like a prom dress
13 mins someone plays a recording of their vows but can't see the recording.

She uploaded a video on her TikTok showing off her wedding nails but they look the same as the nails she's had for the last few weeks imo
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My friend is currently researching his Astrophysics PhD thesis. It’s about gravity and the relationships between small and large celestial bodies. This is some really groundbreaking stuff. I’ll be sending everything here to him. He’ll be very thankful.

 

[narcissistic injury]

I've seen so much shit that I have no idea what's real and what's a show for attention with these Hollywood people.

This wedding could equally be 2 mentally ill people marrying out of love, a marriage to spite Hila and Ethan, or something totally manufactured for attention that Ethan, Hila, Moses, and Trisha planned together.

Hollywood? That’s generous of you

 

[murgatroid]

I'm still in the mindset she dicked down post Malone at some point. No friend buys their friends wife a custom guitar of that caliber unless there's some weird ulterior motives or something.

Hell do you guys remember the way she went gaga over Bill Burr. A real funny man.

(Don't believe me. Go back to the bill burr h3 podcast and skip to where hila starts making star struck girl facial expressions and eyes at Bill. It's so bad to watch. Ethan just straight cucked).

https://youtu.be/4NyRkDfORlc

timestamp?

I can't stand ethan and his tourettes eyebrows constantly doing the worm.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Making sure that, while they remain married, today will never again be about his sister, what a power move God, I hope there is a reeee about this and the wedding

Damn. I guess Moses is actually pretty based. I have to respect anyone waging such a jihad on the chosen people, even if they are also Jews.

 

[gh0stzero]

Trisha and Moses got married:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE WE'RE MARRIED!

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They're filming just after the ceremony and talking about the ceremony for the first part. Moses shirt didn't fit so he had to get a new one and the people at the hotel wouldn't let him take the car because they thought he was leaving Trisha.
at 9:50 you can see more of her dress. It's like a triangle bustier sewn onto a massive net skirt. It looks like a prom dress
13 mins someone plays a recording of their vows but can't see the recording.

She uploaded a video on her TikTok showing off her wedding nails but they look the same as the nails she's had for the last few weeks imo
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Nice I hope they live a happy and full life together.

 

[Five or Six Stores]

People seem to keep asking whether this marriage is real or she's seeking attention.

She's convinced herself the marriage is real, due to her endless desire for attention.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Trisha posted a video of the ceremony. The vows are really awkward (around 3:20)

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Full Wedding Ceremony (Trisha/Moses Vows) + FIRST KISS!

They did a mukbang for their wedding dinner. They are mostly just talking about the wedding.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE WEDDING NIGHT MUKBANG!

If she had the white short dress with a full skirt and train it would have been a nicer wedding dress than the black one. It's still tacky but Trisha is tacky and the shape of the bustier suits her much better than the black one.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Trisha posted a video of the ceremony. The vows are really awkward (around 3:20)

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Full Wedding Ceremony (Trisha/Moses Vows) + FIRST KISS!

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They did a mukbang for their wedding dinner. They are mostly just talking about the wedding.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE WEDDING NIGHT MUKBANG!

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If she had the white short dress with a full skirt and train it would have been a nicer wedding dress than the black one. It's still tacky but Trisha is tacky and the shape of the bustier suits her much better than the black one.

Isn't a woman wearing black to a wedding an incredible insult/bad omen?

 

[skol]

Imagine being sexually attracted to someone because they look like a grotesque caricature of a jewish american princess. Jews are weird.

His ex:
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Is that just Hila with a bimbo style instead of a pedobait style?

 

[Pope Negro Joe XIII 2]

Bimboclaat!

I'm like, 82% sure that's not what they're yelling in all those Dancehall songs.

 

[Faggitory]

I still don't know what Moses' intentions are but how could anyone live with a woman as crazy and repulsive as Trisha?

A lot of people like to fuck ugly, broken chicks, but I could never imagine marrying one.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Here's Trisha's live from yesterday:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE I HATE My Wedding Dress (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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She's mostly talking about one of her four dresses for her wedding that she doesn't like anymore.
I hour in she's talking about how her and Moses are no longer tahxic for each other and she's certain he's not cheating.
1:18:00: They are looking into adoption now
1:22:00: Moses hates the dress.

This is the dress:
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This is the sample of the dress
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It's much nicer in white imo

Jesus Christ she's ugly, she looks like a GTAIII pedestrian.

 

[GhostButt]

I'm still in the mindset she dicked down post Malone at some point. No friend buys their friends wife a custom guitar of that caliber unless there's some weird ulterior motives or something.

Deets on the model?

 

[WeeGee]

Well, if anyone ever shipped Miss Piggy with Tommy Wiseau, this is the closest you'll get.

 

[kadoink]

She ain't Kosher.

 

[Demislob]

Why is he so Jewish????

 

[FatMebius]

She ain't Kosher.

I dunno man. He's living the Jewish dream. No other Heeb gets to eat as much pork as him.

 

[comfysocks]

Trisha and Moses got married:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE WE'RE MARRIED!

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They're filming just after the ceremony and talking about the ceremony for the first part. Moses shirt didn't fit so he had to get a new one and the people at the hotel wouldn't let him take the car because they thought he was leaving Trisha.
at 9:50 you can see more of her dress. It's like a triangle bustier sewn onto a massive net skirt. It looks like a prom dress
13 mins someone plays a recording of their vows but can't see the recording.

She uploaded a video on her TikTok showing off her wedding nails but they look the same as the nails she's had for the last few weeks imo
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I watched this entire thing to see if they do that Jewish wedding chair dance thing, I'm very disappointed. Jews have the best weddings and I just wanted to see how many men they needed to lift up the chair.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

True to his name, though this time he's parting fat instead of water

A bit disappointed nobody made a burning bush joke.