Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[A single cheeto]

I see Lou's projecting again, calling someone a Scrooge when he's the perfect example of one. But even Scrooge changed his ways. I'm not sure Lou ever would, even if he was visited by the three spirits.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

So fun fact, depression has set in; im not here right now is becoming an expert on Classical mythology. Amazing what a PhD in Wonder Woman Comics will do for you!
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In addition to the fact that Lou's little dissertation here comes from the intro and first section of the Wikipedia entry on Zagreus, it's worth pointing out that this convo he's shoving himself into is about the video game Hades . Video games which generally enjoying putting their own spin on things, rather than religiously following Wikipedia.
Though I guess if anyone tells Lou he's being a shallow pedantic smoothbrain, he'll throw a little hissyfit about how this is totally his religion or something. I always love when he takes a break from being a fedoralord or jewish to momentarily larp as an ancient Greek worshipping a dead religion.

Side note, is anyone else concerned by that shirt that he supposedly wants for his nephew is an XL? It's been a while since we saw the Louman Shield in photos but he seemed relatively average for a kid his age. I'd like to hope this is being bought as a nice comfy sleep shirt or something, but I do worry a bit that white trash being white trash, the poor kid is being raised as a little whale calf.

I don't think Lou could change his ways even if he was visited by three spirits

I don't think Lou could change his ways with a gun to his head, tbh.

 

[The Dude]

Reminder that according to Lou's own words, after months of hype and melodrama on Twitter, the birthday present he got for the Shield was worth less than twenty dollars and came broken.

If Lou gets the Shield anything for Christmas, it's going to be a last minute grab from Walmart.

SO, Lou's wishlist is dead again. He's also been doing almost nothing but retweets. And you'll never believe this, but he CHANGED HIS NAME!
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Our good friend, depression has set in; im not here right now, sees a woman advocating freedom, and though the conversation took place a week ago, gallantly decides to muscle in and set the record straight.
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Random Twitter Guy doesn't want to give donations to another Random Twitter Guy, for some reason, this upsets depression has set in; im not here right now, and causes him to feel the Christmas spirit for once.
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So fun fact, depression has set in; im not here right now is becoming an expert on Classical mythology. Amazing what a PhD in Wonder Woman Comics will do for you!
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As if Louie would spend Walmart money on his nephew. If he actually gets the kid anything it would probably be a small pack of plastic army men from the dollar store.

And Louie gets pissy and calls someone a Scrooge in an effort to guilt trip them, because they don't want to give their hard-earned money to jobless losers. Why should they feels compelled to give away any more of their money than they're already required to? Their taxes already go towards peoples welfare. If they want to donate more to charity on their own volition, then that's fine. But no one should be shamed or guilt tripped into giving more than they already have. But Louie is basically the real life counterpart of Dudley Dursley, a living caricature of every spoiled and entitled child stereotype, so of course he's going to get all ass-chapped and angry because someone isn't willing to be his personal money machine. Remember this shit the next time Louie claims "Nothing is mandatory! I never guilt trip!"

 

[Norman B. Normal]

For funsies, I fed a small selection of Lou's tweets to GPT-3, an AI-based predictive text generator known for producing remarkably human-sounding output, and asked it to generate fake ones. I swear all of these are genuine GPT-3 results.

ive been thinking about how my family is going to react to me dying. they will never wonder why i was suicidal they will think it was because of my gender dysphoria.

i cant stop crying alone in a room in my house

I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that. I really shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.

I have eight dollars to my name. I have been walking for hours. I have no food. My eye hurts. I can’t take it anymore. I want to die.

@arcanorabbit Fuck you, you xenophobic piece of shit. Don't tweet at me again or I will go to your house and fuck you up.

I’m really scared. I’m not even sure about everything anymore. I’m feeling really down. And I can’t do anything about it

You know that saying "If you see a person in their weakest state, you should be kind to them" Well, I saw that but with a person I don't like. So I fucked with them.

I'm going to go to bed now. I'm sorry I'm not good at being a person.

 

[Solid Snek]

For funsies, I fed a small selection of Lou's tweets to GPT-3, an AI-based predictive text generator known for producing remarkably human-sounding output, and asked it to generate fake ones. I swear all of these are genuine GPT-3 results.

I can tell it's an AI because it says "sorry" a lot.

Tone down the remorse, and you've got Lou.

Sorry, "unsure at the moment". He's changing his name a lot today.

(genetic diabetes)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

(genetic diabetes)

Yeah well he's not a lazy fat fuck he's genetically like that. He's big boned, naturally short and stocky, with hypothyroidism.

Definitely not a lazy fat fuck who eats four sloppy joes for dinner.

 

[Next Task]

I don't think Lou could change his ways with a gun to his head, tbh.

Hard agree. He only changes in the lies he tells. Hasn't talked about getting raped by his father for a while now, has he. But instead a car accident in 1999 is apparently the source of all his troubles now.

Lou should be depressed. His life is as shit as his personality. If he's in a good mood, something is wrong. The only thing his whining about it does is annoy people, because it's so childish and is inevitably accompanied by begging.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can tell it's an AI because it says "sorry" a lot.

Tone down the remorse, and you've got Lou.

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Sorry, "unsure at the moment". He's changing his name a lot today.

(genetic diabetes)

Who's he talking about here? 'Healthy and athletic' is definitely someone else.

 

[Solid Snek]

Yeah well he's not a lazy fat fuck he's genetically like that. He's big boned, naturally short and stocky, with hypothyroidism.

Definitely not a lazy fat fuck who eats four sloppy joes for dinner.

As an Italian man, his genetic code is 97% pizza and meatballs.

The only difference between Lou and a walking plate of spaghetti is a few epigenetic protein strands, so give him a break, wouldja?!

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Sorry, "unsure at the moment". He's changing his name a lot today.

(genetic diabetes)

Lou's pancreas was fine at diagnosis, just having to pull double shifts. If he were a "genetic diabetic," it'd be LADA, Latent Autoimmune Diabetes of Adulthood, and he'd be riding that autoimmune grifting train. Imagine Celiac Lou, with two chronic illnesses dragging him away from his beloved spaghetti!

Anyway, BS on it all being his pancreas. Other than quoting some astounding number as his carbs-per-meal target, Lou hasn't said anything to indicate he even notices nutritional data. There would be faster consequences if he were truly dependent on sliding-scale insulin. Lou's underperforming/overtaxed pancreas is his Type II safety net, and for now it allows him to screw around with carbohydrate binges and injecting before being "too sad to eat" for five minutes.


Interestingly, with the rise of obesity in children, it's becoming important to check for islet cell antibodies to be able to tell if a newly-diagnosed kid has Type II or a slowly-progressing Type I, just fat to begin with.

 

[blanketdog]

I love how he took off the things for him on the wishlist, tried to push for his nephew and then got frustrated it didn't work and then put his shit right back on it's also very amusing no one is buying him a thing and his grubby little soul is PISSED. Can't wait for the "I'm going to keep posting, I'm not going away!" tweets that usually follow his failed nice attempts. Kiwifarms hasn't fucked with his wishlist but yet nothing is being bought and you know that absolutely grinds his greedy gears!

His passive-aggressive tweets after failed “nice” attempts reminded me of something and for the longest time I couldn’t put my finger on what it was. Then I realised it’s the perfect Lou version of the typical niceguy reaction when they try to hit on a woman;

“Hey there gorgeous just asking if you would like to go on a date with me you sexy lady, I bet you’d look nice on my bed, nothing is ever mandatory though!” Then he gets ignored or told to fuck off:
“Fuck you you fucking whore, nobody would want to fuck your ugly ass anyway! I’m not even sorry, it was just bait to see if you’d respond, pathetic ugly cunt”

Ah. But still he doesn’t dare to say it like it is. Like many others have pointed out, I’d even appreciate an honest to god straight message like “hey I want money today bc I want fast food and I’m a lazy fat fuck, send $”. But as he is Lou, he can’t even tweet without it coming across as repulsive. It’s almost a skill.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I see Lou's projecting again, calling someone a Scrooge when he's the perfect example of one. But even Scrooge changed his ways. I'm not sure Lou ever would, even if he was visited by the three spirits.

Lou is in bed, crying himself to sleep on his 4 mattress stack as he does every night. Then an apparition appears, a ghostly old man, hovering over his bed with a successful, thin looking Louis next to him.

"And here, dear Louis, is what your life would be like if you never gave up your selfish ways when you were 7!"

"Oh gods, why would you show me this? Truly, my life is blessed! I promise I wont't ask a friend for a second laptop when I already have one! My eyes are opened!"

Then, as quickly as they materialised, they disappear. Leaving Lou alone in his musty room, surrounded by a mountain of electronics which once gave him happiness, however fleeting.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou is in bed, crying himself to sleep on his 4 mattress stack as he does every night. Then an apparition appears, a ghostly old man, hovering over his bed with a successful, thin looking Louis next to him.

"And here, dear Louis, is what your life would be like if you never gave up your selfish ways when you were 7!"

"Oh gods, why would you show me this? Truly, my life is blessed! I promise I wont't ask a friend for a second laptop when I already have one! My eyes are opened!"

Then, as quickly as they materialised, they disappear. Leaving Lou alone in his musty room, surrounded by a mountain of electronics which once gave him happiness, however fleeting.

>implying Lou wouldn't call the ghosts fake

 

[MetalParakeet]

Shes such a typical old lady poster. 7 pages of the same sign but not a single image of anything she's trying to sell.

Pity.

When you Google his house for street view, it shows the exact same sign. Does she just keep this sign in storage?

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Lou has gotten through his depression and decided for the last time (really!) that he is Ace. Also, he put his dog as his profile picture for some reason.
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Also, practicing his Irish accent. Look out for his next identity, Scottish, coming soon.

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KangaLou then asks if he has "tried of learning irish [sic]", and Lou admits he can only do stereotypical-sounding accents.
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And this was just a retweet, but, true to Lou, it seems he and the original person who posted this has completely missed what this article is talking about (rapes being recorded as committed by a woman if the tranny rapist identifies as a woman. It has nothing to do with actual women doing the raping.) and uses anything Rowling says to make her look bad. Nothing new really, just another example of Lou being wrong about everything.
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[Iron Hamster]

Shes such a typical old lady poster. 7 pages of the same sign but not a single image of anything she's trying to sell.

Pity.

When you Google his house for street view, it shows the exact same sign. Does she just keep this sign in storage?

I think the other pics here are of a brick house and I don't remember the alley on the side. Have we been looking at the wrong house?

EDIT: That's the house next door to them. Perhaps the bastard neighbors that she screeches about because the neighbors on the other side are not next to them. There is a decent area of yard separating them.

Lou has gotten through his depression and decided for the last time (really!) that he is Ace. Also, he put his dog as his profile picture for some reason.
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Also, practicing his Irish accent. Look out for his next identity, Scottish, coming soon.
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KangaLou then asks if he has "tried of learning irish [sic]", and Lou admits he can only do stereotypical-sounding accents.
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And this was just a retweet, but, true to Lou, it seems he and the original person who posted this has completely missed what this article is talking about (rapes being recorded as committed by a woman if the tranny rapist identifies as a woman. It has nothing to do with actual women doing the raping.) and uses anything Rowling says to make her look bad. Nothing new really, just another example of Lou being wrong about everything.
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Well, his dead mother's dog.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I think the other pics here are of a brick house and I don't remember the alley on the side. Have we been looking at the wrong house?

EDIT: That's the house next door to them. Perhaps the bastard neighbors that she screeches about because the neighbors on the other side are not next to them. There is a decent area of yard separating them.

Well, his dead mother's dog.

It looks like he's in a duplex so I imagine the terrible no good neighbors are right on the other side of the wall.

Oh the sounds they must hear..

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou has gotten through his depression and decided for the last time (really!) that he is Ace. Also, he put his dog as his profile picture for some reason.
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How many times must we repost this?

 

[Iron Hamster]

It looks like he's in a duplex so I imagine the terrible no good neighbors are right on the other side of the wall.

Oh the sounds they must hear..

They're at 125 S. Hamilton. That pic is 129

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

They're at 125 S. Hamilton. That pic is 129

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Yeah, that's consistent with the photo of the railing he posted around Halloween this year. Why would Denise sell her junk at the neighbours' place then?