DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I'm late with another monumental moment in dsp history. Today is day 100 that BK has waited for the dsp apology!

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

That "my job is playing Halo Infinite" strikes me as a strange post. Randomly telling some girl on the internet his job is playing video games... Looking for a new girl DSP?

I'm sure they'll be so impressed by your career as a NEET troll.

As funny as this would be, I think it’s more in character for DSP to see this as a sort of failed humble brag instead. I mean, we all know how Phil is about women, it’s much more likely to me that he’s just trying to show off. “Oh, you have a fulfilling job and responsibilities you had to put off to enjoy a new game? Well, I beg literal tards on the internet for welfare money to get that for FREE! I’m pretty impressive, aren’t I?”

All of this while in a gin-induced haze.

Edit: Late. Really need to catch up on the thread before replying

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This dude has to sit down to take a shower. He gets tired from going up 10 stairs. He can said he can't lift more than a milk jug. I doubt he has the stamina or ability to have sex that is in any way satisfying for a woman.

I remember in the Summer of this year he went to close the blinds in his room like a ghoulish money vampire because the sun was shining too bright and when he returned he was huffing and puffing and visibly winded from just walking across one room. The Guy would be out of breath in half a minute even if he were to just lay there motionless while the girl is riding him and Derich would be in the corner pondering whether the girl is fucking him cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, he always gets those positions confused sometimes.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Works well!

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Phil’s headstone should just have a link to his thread here on the front. That should let anyone who comes by learn everything they need to know about his life and legacy

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

We have the gay theory but is he a top or a bottom is the real question

LOL is that even up for debate.

He's a subby bottom if I ever saw one.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

LOL is that even up for debate.

He's a subby bottom if I ever saw one.

you're now picturing phil getting rammed in his fat hairy polish ass, by an even fatter, hairy dude

you're welcome

 

[Paladin Derich]

I'd like to hear the pig's take on hasan and vaush getting the ban hammer.

 

[SupSilver]

I'd like to hear the pig's take on hasan and vaush getting the ban hammer.

I would too but I don't think he will comment on it.

This is a hot button issue that Phil can't just sit square on the center of the fence and use his "I oppose discrimination towards ALL groups dood!" . If he does the leftists will lump him in with the right for making a false equivalency between a loaded racial slur that's part of systematic discrimination and an unloaded one

 

[Iron Hamster]

He'll absolutely use it to open the door and cry about twitch kicking him out of partner again. He doesn't even know who these two are to cry for them.

 

[Elescondido]

I'd like to hear the pig's take on hasan and vaush getting the ban hammer.

I feel like his opinion on the subject is hard to predict
his arguments for being pro craker would be
- He wishes he could says slurs without the hammer
- He thinks everyone is oversensitive noe
his argument for anti craker would be
-He is white and doesnt like when people mock him

Kinda like that time he said making fun of asians was fine but mocking him for having gout was too far.

So his take on the craker discourse could go either way.... or both take sides at the same time....
Like that time he said there's no free speech anymore to said 2 seconds later that people shouldnt be allowed to make fun of him

He'll absolutely use it to open the door and cry about twitch kicking him out of partner again. He doesn't even know who these two are to cry for them.

He probably doesnt know Vaush but he definetively knows Hassan because he seems to keep tabs on the people making the most money on twitch

 

[DentSidePhil]

Like some people had said before, he is 100% gay or maybe he doesnt like men but the clearly thinks women are gross
That being said , whats the source of pandalee talking about his sex life on a forum ? i'd like to read that , sounds funny

With all this new and improved rebranding he's currently doing I'm hoping the next step for him is to come out of the closet and admit he now sexually identifies as a mistake.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

if you spent the tens of thousands of hours that phil has spent on video games, I'd expect you to be pretty good at that thing.

Interesting point. It makes me wonder how many hours has Phil actually spent playing vidya gaems.
Is it possible to calculate the runtime of all the videos in his darksydephil and DSPGaming channels? That would be cool.

 

[Schmeckel]

I'd like to hear the pig's take on hasan and vaush getting the ban hammer.

"Um.... Someone just tipped a dallahr asking saying 'Hey Phil, what do you think about hahsahn and vaush getting banned?' Um, I don't even know who they are, so I don't care. I don't pay attention to drama. Nuhuhu."

 

[DentSidePhil]

Phil’s headstone should just have a link to his thread here on the front. That should let anyone who comes by learn everything they need to know about his life and legacy

Don't forget his tips link at the bottom and thank you in advance

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I feel like his opinion on the subject is hard to predict

Given his track record he'd just fenceshit for about 45 minutes. He would spend the entire time meandering between several poorly connected arguments that are for and against and somehow conclude that the issue is "too nuanced" but that his trolls should all get 15 years at Guantanamo Bay where we'd get waterboarded 3 times a day (6 times on Sunday).

Sound good?

 

[BlackDragoons]

Just a quick reminder that Projared annually destroys Phils numbers. For a guy who cheated on his wife the man has over 1,400 subscribers.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I stumbled upon a channel called Spencer Cornelia who breaks down and does exposes on various scammers whether it be pump and dump crypto, forex, or "social media influencers" and ho-lee shit these people almost...almost are on par with the Pigroach.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Just a quick reminder that Projared annually destroys Phils numbers. For a guy who cheated on his wife the man has over 1,400 subscribers.

Let's compare those views

 

[Kosher Dill]

We have the gay theory but is he a top or a bottom is the real question

He's a "sit in the corner and watch two gay guys going at it".

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I love how one of Phil’s backgrounds says “Full Time Gamer” in fancy text in the top left hand corner.

How can you be proud to say that at 39? That’s so pathetic lmfao