I think the only voice he hears in his head is Colonel Sanders.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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David got punished by God for being a twat. God killed his favorite son for killing a man because he wanted his wife, and later took away his kingdom to give to his son Solomon.
Maybe read the Bible sometime, Jack.
EDIT: Fuck, ninja'd by @AnOminous.
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Who’s the bigger slave to food, Wings or Jack?
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There are at least 10 outdoor go-kart tracks on the main strip of Pigeon Forge, five dinner theaters (why yes, there IS a dinner theater about biblical times!), and the Paula Deen Lumberjack Amphitheater where you can thrill at the sights of guys climbing a tall log, or a dude using a chainsaw.
This city is hell, and Jack took Brianna and her family 4 hours to it.
Schmuck of Ages
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I would never actually go to one of these weird tourist trap towns but I've always wanted to check out the Christian ripoff of Medieval Times.
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Imagine being in a car for 4 hours with Jack. Lookatdis! Lookatdat! TAMMY WHAT’S THAT? TAMMY!! WHAT IS THAT? I’M HUNGY, PULL OVER. TAMMY! WHY AREN’T YOU PULLING OVER?
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Jack. Wings acknowledges he has issues, which is more than mushbrain can do.
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After Pigeon Forge was brought up, I began to think. I thought about places in the eastern part of Tennessee that are actually worth a visit (y'know, non tourist trap hellholes like Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge) for someone with a so-called cooking channel, so I did a little digging.
Not once has this fat idiot even mentioned Benton's. He'll have mommy wife drive him through the mountains for BBQ out of a Sysco truck in NC while happily skipping out on a local business that dry cures pig meat in-house according to the old mountain traditions. A place so good at what they do that, even located in Bumfuck TN, they can charge nearly $300 for a ham and stay in business. Fatty could climb aboard his scooty puff and tour the place, recording the smoke stalactites that have formed over the decades, getting money shots of hams and pig sides loving hung up to cure, then hit their bargain bin for the really fatty cuts of bacon they can't charge full price for.
What I'm saying is I want to see Jack eat a full pound of Benton's bacon because their meat makes supermarket bacon look like a low sodium option and I'm reasonably sure a one pound slab would be enough salt to trigger his next stroke.
I don't want him dead, but it seems only right that bacon should get the honor of doing him in.
Not once has this fat idiot even mentioned Benton's. He'll have mommy wife drive him through the mountains for BBQ out of a Sysco truck in NC while happily skipping out on a local business that dry cures pig meat in-house according to the old mountain traditions. A place so good at what they do that, even located in Bumfuck TN, they can charge nearly $300 for a ham and stay in business. Fatty could climb aboard his scooty puff and tour the place, recording the smoke stalactites that have formed over the decades, getting money shots of hams and pig sides loving hung up to cure, then hit their bargain bin for the really fatty cuts of bacon they can't charge full price for.
What I'm saying is I want to see Jack eat a full pound of Benton's bacon because their meat makes supermarket bacon look like a low sodium option and I'm reasonably sure a one pound slab would be enough salt to trigger his next stroke.
I don't want him dead, but it seems only right that bacon should get the honor of doing him in.
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Wings can stop eating for a little bit but Jack goes right back into it. If wings wasn’t a complete lazy pos, he could loose weight but Jack wouldn’t even try at all.
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Surprisingly the menu for the Bible dinner theater is solid: honey glazed ham, turkey with stuffing, snickerdoodle crumbcakes. Guess you have to lure them in one way or another?
There's only three reasons you go to Pigeon Forge. Dollywood and dem Dolly Parton titties.
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Wouldn't be suprised if they are addicted to Fast Food. As we scientificaly know isn't a secret anymore to get addicted too.
Especially with the amounth of time they go out & eat that crap.
Jack being an unsufferable cunt as now, imagine you take all that Fast Food away from him? Gosh..
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I love how he flips for no reason. Was “peaceful” but flips over global warming. Why does global warming upset Christians is beyond me.
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Not a chance in hell
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Is Jack jr. wearing a pajama or what the fuck is this?
I take events that didn't happen for 400, Alex.
10.000 steps, sure, Jack, sure.
It doesn't upset Christians, it does upset pseudo-religious low educated dimwits like Jack.
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Lol Jack took down the global warming post.
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He must be reading here. Hi Jack!
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The only thing Jack will drop is dead.
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With a massive ego like his, he knows about his kiwi. He seems like the guy who would google himself.