Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[break these cuffs]

We'll see if it won't be too hard for Russ

Russ is going to try to serve one of Heidi Klum's landscapers.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ is going to try to serve one of Heidi Klum's landscapers.

And if that fails (of course it will), he'll try to serve her pool boy next. Then claim she's dodging service.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

But even those Indian guys can turn it off occasionally. Russ is so insanely focused on creeping on women every minute of every day. It's the single most unsettling thing about him. He has no off mode. The creeping never ends, never takes a break, never relents.

The ultimate punishment, the ONE thing that is going to really push Russ over the edge, is when he can no longer get an erection.
I can't imagine a steady diet of sugary cereal, microwave dinners for one, and Planet Fitness pizzas is good for your libido.

Imagine having the sex drive of a teenager, but your equipment doesn't work. It would be a living hell. A circle in hell that Russ truly deserves.

He'd probably buy a bunch of Blue Chews, eat too many of them at once, and have a stroke.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We'll see if it won't be too hard for Russ

He's already proven it is. His second Taylor Swift lolsuit was struck down due to failure to correctly serve her agent.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's already proven it is. His second Taylor Swift lolsuit was struck down due to failure to correctly serve her agent.

AFTER the judge told him EXACTLY what to do to ensure proper service. He ignored the judge's instructions and tried to get the address of her fan club manager thinking he could serve that person. Before that, he was genuinely mystified why he couldn't serve one of the law firms that represented TS in the past and have them pass on the documents.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He's already proven it is. His second Taylor Swift lolsuit was struck down due to failure to correctly serve her agent.

It would be way easier to serve Fremantle, though, and he has shown that he now knows he has to serve the registered agent whose address he found.

Also, in his second suit against Swift, the court did not offer to do his job for him. The court also denied his request for IFP (which is important).

Side note, apparently that lawsuit showed off his finances , so I'm posting them here (I assume you guys had this posted here, but just reposting it to be sure). In 2018 his finances were:

Spoiler: Finances

AFTER the judge told him EXACTLY what to do to ensure proper service.

Technically she only told him his methods were incorrect and to do it properly. She did explain why his methods were incorrect though.

Edit: Can someone explain to me how one makes $1800 in 12 months, but expects to earn $1600 in next month?

 

[TractorGirl]

I agree. For once, I want to see him serve them correctly, so we can watch Freemantle mash him into paste with the binding arbitration clause he agreed to when he submitted his video. Then watch him try to get arbitration clauses declared unconstitutional and enjoy the show.

Is there a limit to how many PACs he can have?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is there a limit to how many PACs he can have?

Not that I am aware of

 

[Pee Cola]

Edit: Can someone explain to me how one makes $1800 in 12 months, but expects to earn $1600 in next month?

I think you'll find that it's $1,800 a month on average over 12 months, not $1,800 in 12 months.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think you'll find that it's $1,800 a month on average over 12 months, not $1,800 in 12 months.

my bad

 

[Pee Cola]

my bad

It happens to the best of us.

Thanks for tracking down Russhole's 2018 financials. I doubt they've changed all that much over the past few years, which would explain why the courts keep giving him IFP.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It happens to the best of us.

Thanks for tracking down Russhole's 2018 financials. I doubt they've changed all that much over the past few years, which would explain why the courts keep giving him IFP.

The court denied him IFP in 2018, which means his finances must have gotten worse for them to grant him IFP status consistently.

In 2018 he had ~$700 per month (before taxes) (interestingly his walmart job earned way more money (per month) than he expected to receive (per month) (almost $400 more)



Court found that this was not poor enough for IFP

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'd forgotten how he blamed TS for losing jobs. He was told at Discount Paralegal School that if he sued her, he'd be unemployable in his chosen field because potential employers would rightly fear that he would abuse law firm resources for his personal suits. In fact, that happened at at least one law firm. He actually got hired, but was let go two days later because they found out about his lawsuit, and were concerned he'd misuse company resources. Of course, the fact that he was warned about exactly this scenario flew right over his head and he blamed Taylor Swift for him getting fired. He was fired from other jobs for cause, and he seriously believed she was calling up the companies he worked for personally and telling them to fire him.

 

[qewretrytuyiuoipop]

Stumbled across this BGT audition of a disabled guy who cannot speak at all. He was allowed to bring on stage equipment to help him speak. Clearly the franchise does not discriminate, Russ’s act must have just been… shit.

https://youtu.be/xsqInns6LXQ

 

[HumanHive]

Stumbled across this BGT audition of a disabled guy who cannot speak at all. He was allowed to bring on stage equipment to help him speak. Clearly the franchise does not discriminate, Russ’s act must have just been… shit.

https://youtu.be/xsqInns6LXQ

There’s having facial paralysis, and then there’s being naturally inarticulate. Greer unfortunately suffers from both.

 

[Pee Cola]

Stumbled across this BGT audition of a disabled guy who cannot speak at all. He was allowed to bring on stage equipment to help him speak. Clearly the franchise does not discriminate, Russ’s act must have just been… shit.

https://youtu.be/xsqInns6LXQ

I fucking love this guy's t-shirt.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There’s having facial paralysis, and then there’s being naturally inarticulate. Greer unfortunately suffers from both.

He also suffers from the debilitating delusion that everything he spews is gold and when people don't respond that way, he's confused and pissed. Remember when he was trying to get the court to reconsider its dismissal of his suit against Null? Skordas noted in his response that Russ was genuinely astonished that the court didn't find his arugements compelling and thought the judge just didn't understand what he was saying. This is what will get him hammered in the AGT situation. He can't grasp that other people are allowed to not like something he says/does and it's not because of his face. I am just morally opposed to the concept of Russell Godfrey Greer as are most people once they learn of him.

 

[pr3nt177]

He'd fail hard at being a pimp. He's a 5'6" manlet, his skinny arms could never power a pimp-slap, and he dresses too shabbily to impress his fellow pimps. I can see him trying, and then the hookers getting violent with him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I fucking love this guy's t-shirt.

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Oh my fuck this guy KILLED IT! It may be that I've had the better part of a dozen wobbly pops toninight, but shitfire I haven't laughed this hard at any comedian since a live show where a comedian compared me to Chewbacca when I heckled him at a live show at the Comedy Cave. I'd pay to see this guy anywhere at any time. Can't say the same for shitlips since he sucks the fun out of the metaphorical air every time he fucking posts.

 

[Damien Thorne]

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I would pay to see him try to get that kind of wardrobe on $1800 a month after all of his other expenses/