Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Assuming you make up the majority of the nation when you don't is a bold move.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Are there any resources to read up on troon uterus implants? I have a hard time believing this is something people are wasting time and money researching.

No. It's all just fantasy. Occasionally, some doctor or surgeon will say "I think it could work", but refuse to explain how. But there's nothing more concrete than that.

 

[Pizdec]

Man, you could fry chicken nuggets on that forehead.

I've seen Kevin's moobs, they're pointed like traffic cones, so he's without a doubt stuffing the fuck out of his bra.

If we start by imagining a world in which you can even have MtF uterine transplants:

who's going to bother installing a uterus if the troon in question doesn't want to gestate a fetus?
Kevvie doesn't want a baby; he fantasizes about sex he can't have knocking him up in the womb he doesn't have, but he doesn't have a single nurturing instinct or a desire the baby that would result.

Dude can't even be bothered to trim his cats' claws, to say nothing of the suffering animals right outside his door. Having a baby requires you to do everything for another person, plus a baby might knock over the Transformer shelf.

Let's not forget he can't even maintain his fake vag, and sticking more then a pinky into it causes him pain. Knowing this idiot, he wants to be... ugh, bred, and yet he can't even get Wedge's chode in him.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

They want the uterus rather than the child which is the literal opposite of women in general

Fucking Boom.

 

[AssignedEva]

Put it this way: you can't dilate a uterus.

 

[Pizdec]

Put it this way: you can't dilate a uterus.

You also can't skip your immunosuppressants. I don't think Kev realizes that you need to maintain antirejection meds to keep something that's foreign to your body. Which, in turn, means he can't screw around or get hurt that easily, as even a small scratch can cause a major infection.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I mean, Kev should have his wish granted by a monkey's paw. He gets the uterus transplant for his heckin' validation.

Gets bred but fails to become pregnant and gets the next thing a uterus is really good at: cancer.

 

[Hitman One]

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1470778248187592705

Imagine willingly consuming food made by someone who literally and unironically eats shit.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

You also can't skip your immunosuppressants. I don't think Kev realizes that you need to maintain antirejection meds to keep something that's foreign to your body. Which, in turn, means he can't screw around or get hurt that easily, as even a small scratch can cause a major infection.

I was going to say, "What are you talking about? This is the man who probably averages about 80 steps a day since the most strenuous work he does is walk to his computer from bed."

Then I remembered the house felines are actively trying to kill him lol

 

[AGPinochet]

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1470778248187592705

Imagine willingly consuming food made by someone who literally and unironically eats shit.

I know this isn't confirmed but I know for damn sure Kevin doesn't make any of his own food so everyone else probably cooks for him. He really is an overgrown Eunuch child. Also who is Kallen?

 

[Hog]

Why the need for a C-section? Last time I heard the amhole is exactly like a real vagina and that these neovaginas apparently also have neo-cervix, seems pretty ignorant of Kevin, he himself has said many times 'the body just knows what to do'! Just let it birth itself Kevin! Your vag will work it out, I promise.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I know this isn't confirmed but I know for damn sure Kevin doesn't make any of his own food so everyone else probably cooks for him. He really is an overgrown Eunuch child. Also who is Kallen?

Kallen is one of the serfs. If I'm not mistaken, she's the only True and Honest female on the Tranch.

 

[AGPinochet]

she's the only True and Honest female on the Tranch.

The Black one? I think they might also have a white FTM.

 

[Dead Red]

Mine-hole-craft. (Somebody needs to respond to my name change plea emails.) Amnohole.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

How long into 2022 for Kev's first begging session?
I'll have a tenner on under 2 weeks.

 

[AGPinochet]

I'll have a tenner on under 2 weeks.

January First, 12:30AM MT
"hey guys, gals and non-binary pals I have some last minute surprise medical bills from last year that I'd like to pay off so I can start the year debt free "

 

[Hitman One]

Well the military used a dead Grammy for weapon testing so who knows what they'll do to your body once it's gone. Harvest your bits and pieces to resell to troons sounds about right.

If my dick ends up attached to some tranny I am going to haunt the shit out of everyone involved.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

If my dick ends up attached to some tranny I am going to haunt the shit out of everyone involved.

Good grief can you imagine?
You carry your organ doner card with pride hoping you can help someone else to live after your death, then some mental fucking pubebeard ends up hawking it flaccidly around every bath house in Cisco.
Your pride and joy in a hundred tranny mouths!

 

[AMHOLIO]

Good grief can you imagine?
You carry your organ doner card with pride hoping you can help someone else to live after your death, then some mental fucking pubebeard ends up hawking it flaccidly around every bath house in Cisco.
Your pride and joy in a hundred tranny mouths!

At least if they try to transplant a uterus it means I take down someone with me.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

At least if they try to transplant a uterus it means I take down someone with me.

The success rate on arm skin roll rot sausages is even lower than that of rot pockets. Sewing a dead man's penis on a FtM loony won't go any better, so I'll gladly donate my family jewels if it kills a tranny.

In Meincraft, of course.