Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
I kind of felt like the pedo guy may have been a troll, but idk.
Either way, I'm tired of the Cuties shit being brought up all the time, I really think it's just because that's the biggest L Dick ever took and he can't let it go.
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It fell under "me thinks thy doth protest too much" area last summer and has done fuck all to show he actually doesn't want to fuck kids/teens. If anything, it's gotten worse.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
It fell under "me thinks thy doth protest too much" area last summer and has done fuck all to show he actually doesn't want to fuck kids/teens. If anything, it's gotten worse.
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Yeah, Dick's a person that always wears his emotions on his sleeve, and used to laugh off any kind of criticism lobbed at him, but when people started wondering why the hell he was so adamant in defending Cuties, he started blocking anyone who criticized him on Twitter and Reddit, and made at least one comment in passing per episode, and as far as I've heard, he's still doing that to this day. He even played whatever voicemails he could where callers called in to mock people saying anti-pedo stuff when that was fresh.

At this point, he's gotta prove that he's not a pedophile. Nobody seethes this hard and for this long without there being some kind of shady shit behind it all.
 
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Pissmaster said:
Yeah, Dick's a person that always wears his emotions on his sleeve, and used to laugh off any kind of criticism lobbed at him, but when people started wondering why the hell he was so adamant in defending Cuties, he started blocking anyone who criticized him on Twitter and Reddit, and made at least one comment in passing per episode, and as far as I've heard, he's still doing that to this day. He even played whatever voicemails he could where callers called in to mock people saying anti-pedo stuff when that was fresh.

At this point, he's gotta prove that he's not a pedophile. Nobody seethes this hard and for this long without there being some kind of shady shit behind it all.
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The burden of proof is on Dax. He'll never prove he's not a pedo.
 
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I think he's just completely indifferent to the topic. He looks at pedophilia like a normal person looks at vandalism. If it's not my property being damaged, it's not my problem. He's incapable of understanding a perspective where one feels compelled to destroy all vandals and consumers of virtual vandalism.
 
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This is how I imagine any Dick defense of pedophila would go:

“So I’m hungover. Guess that happens when you get older. So I’m hungover and I’m browsing twitter, like I normally do. And I’m browsing twitter when I see this profile pic. And oh my God look at those tits. Sure she’s 14 but look at them! It’s absolutely criminal I can’t bury my face in them because people on the internet would think I’m a pedophile. Which I’m not by the way. But those tits! At 14! Ahhhhhhh” -Dick, definitely not a pedophile.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
Dax did it to himself, and he has no way out.
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Seriously. This fat loser with an embarrassing combover has been talking about Cuties and pedophilia for 16 months straight now. I’m not interested in giving this faggot an out or giving him the benefit of the doubt: this is entirely self inflicted and I don’t give a shit if this is some long drawn-out joke or he is an actual pedophile.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Seriously. This fat loser with an embarrassing combover has been talking about Cuties and pedophilia for 16 months straight now. I’m not interested in giving this faggot an out or giving him the benefit of the doubt: this is entirely self inflicted and I don’t give a shit if this is some long drawn-out joke or he is an actual pedophile.
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The way he's acting, it's likely the latter.
 
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On the newest episode of The Creep Off, Vinny starts talking about the CNN pedophile that was luring guys for sexual training at his house, and cracked a joke relating the CNN pedo to Dick Masterson after noting that the pedophile also said "Women should be sexual subservient and inferior to men". I get that the joke is that Dick is alpha chad and says he treats women like sex toys, but I did laugh at him being compared to a pedophile over their similar ideas of women and sex.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
On the newest episode of The Creep Off, Vinny starts talking about the CNN pedophile that was luring guys for sexual training at his house, and cracked a joke relating the CNN pedo to Dick Masterson after noting that the pedophile also said "Women should be sexual subservient and inferior to men". I get that the joke is that Dick is alpha chad and says he treats women like sex toys, but I did laugh at him being compared to a pedophile over their similar ideas of women and sex.
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Fwiw Vinny hated TDS back when they first reviewed it.
 
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Nigella said:
Does anyone else feel bad for his gf. She obviously wants a kid and dick treats her like shit. I hope she finds someone better
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Somewhat related.

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Nigella said:
Does anyone else feel bad for his gf. She obviously wants a kid and dick treats her like shit. I hope she finds someone better
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>be me
>woman
>meet a guy at a wedding
>ask what he does
>well I go by the name dick masterson and wrote a book about men being better than women
>I also run a podcast where me and my insane cohost complain about everything and I play the straight man to Maddox’s antics whist still being a degenerate character
>I’m also an open and proud drug addict and heavy drinker
>he seems like a great catch
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
>be me
>woman
>meet a guy at a wedding
>ask what he does
>well I go by the name dick masterson and wrote a book about men being better than women
>I also run a podcast where me and my insane cohost complain about everything and I play the straight man to Maddox’s antics whist still being a degenerate character
>I’m also an open and proud drug addict and heavy drinker
>he seems like a great catch
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Come to think of it, there've been pictures of her and Maddox having fun together at some convention, yet not a single picture of Dax and Marie together ever surfaced.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
He wants to be seen as Cool Uncle Dax but as his nephews grow up, they see his combover, his swelling middle aged paunch, his sloppy and greasy visage, and his not so subtle hints about wanting to host parties so teenage girls can be over at his house and realize that he’s Creepy Uncle Dax.
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He really is that creepy stoner dude in his late 20s hanging out and giving high school kids weed and alcohol so they'll hang out with him, who seems cool at first until you realize what a fucking loser he is. Except he's closer to 50 than his 20s.
Dumpster dived waifu said:
How the fuck do you expect him or anyone for that matter to prove they aren't a pedophile? Say they don't like it? Watch child pornography and not get a boner? Execute a pedophile?
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Invite on Vito and MrGirl and shoot both of them in the head. I still wouldn't believe his denials but it would be funny.
 
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Nigella said:
Does anyone else feel bad for his gf. She obviously wants a kid and dick treats her like shit. I hope she finds someone better
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I remember listening to a show like two years ago when he had Stefan Molyneux on, and he kept talking about “oh yeah I should definitely get on that whole having kids thing”. Neither one of you is getting any younger Dax.
 
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